My Celestial Ascension Chapter 1022: Shitting His Pants

Patricia’s eyes widened in disbelief at the unexpected sight before her, and she began to question reality itself.

Before her, Inspector Brown gasped for air, his face pale as though he had witnessed a ghost in broad daylight.

He was sweating profusely. Furthermore, he looked at Yuan as if he were staring at a monster.

"What is this weird smell?" Patricia immediately snapped out of her daze as soon as an awful smell entered her nostrils.

He remained seated, his face flushing red with anger, fear, and embarrassment.

He felt like dying of embarrassment when he felt a strange sensation on his butt, followed by an uncomfortable warmth spreading across his buttocks.

Then, realization hit him like a splash of cold water.

He had shit and peed his pants in front of two incredibly beautiful women.

This made him feel as though the world had come to an end, his face flushing an even deeper shade of red.

"Eww! It’s disgusting! Yuan, let’s get out of here! I can’t breathe at all!" Patricia exclaimed loudly, covering her nose and mouth with her hand.

She immediately grabbed Yuan’s hand and pulled him outside the office, unable to bear the awful stench.

"W-What just happened...??" Inspector Brown muttered, puzzled by his unexpected predicament.

"W-What is happening to me?? Why did I shit my pants??"

His previous arrogance was replaced by utter despair.

Outside the office, Patricia took a deep breath of the fresh air and looked at Yuan and Emma with an awkward smile on her face.

"That was awful! I never thought that Inspector Brown would show us such a disgusting sight."

"Well, he probably has serious bowel problems... He couldn’t even hold it back and ended up releasing everything at once," Yuan said, trying his best not to laugh.

He then quickly exchanged a glance with Emma. After all, it was he who had made the inspector shit his pants by releasing a small amount of his killing intent and concentrating it on him.

Emma chuckled softly and said, "He is probably so embarrassed now that he wouldn’t dare show his face before us."

"Absolutely! If word gets out that Inspector Brown shit his pants in his office, he would become the laughingstock of the entire city overnight," Patricia said, nodding her head while barely holding back her laughter.

Just then, a woman approached them wearing a black suit with minimal makeup.

"President Carter, we have collected all the evidence from the mall. It’s all here," she said, pointing to the suitcase in her hand.

"Thank you for coming. We’ve been waiting for you," Patricia replied with a smile before turning toward Yuan.

"This is my attorney, Jessica Parker. And this is my friend, Yuan," Patricia introduced them to each other.

"It’s a pleasure to meet you, Miss Parker." Yuan shook her hand with a smile.

"Same to you, Mr. Yuan."

Once the introductions were over, Attorney Jessica said, "Let’s meet the inspector and clear your name. With the evidence in hand, it’s just a formality."

"Umm, Jessica, I don’t think we should meet the inspector," Patricia said with an awkward smile on her face.

"And why is that? Did something happen?" Jessica raised an eyebrow, looking at Patricia suspiciously.

"Well, how should I put it..." Patricia felt very uncomfortable explaining what had happened in the office. Just remembering it made her feel nauseous.

"He shit and peed his pants right in front of us while sitting on his office chair. It was quite the fascinating sight. But sadly, you missed the fun, Miss Parker."

Before Patricia could say anything else, Yuan revealed the truth with a calm expression on his face.

"..." Jessica blinked a few times, and when she realized what Yuan had just said, she burst into laughter.

"Hahaha!! Inspector Brown shit his pants inside his office?! This is hilarious!"

Her loud laughter immediately attracted the attention of the other officers, and they quickly gathered around the office and peeked inside to confirm the truth.

An awful stench hit their noses as soon as they peeked into the office. Many of them immediately vomited on the spot, as the smell was simply too much for them to bear.

"What the hell?! It’s really true! Inspector Brown actually shit his pants, and he’s still inside, sitting on his chair!" one of the officers exclaimed in disbelief.

"What?! Really?!"

One by one, every officer took their turn peeking inside the office, which made Inspector Brown extremely furious. Unable to bear the humiliation any longer, he bolted out of the office.

His face was red with embarrassment, and the shame in his eyes was as clear as day to Yuan and the others.

"Hmph! Serves him right. He must have received a bribe from someone to act so arrogantly and unprofessionally," Patricia snorted coldly, staring at Inspector Brown as he hurried away from his office.

"Let’s go to the police chief’s office. I’ll present the evidence to him and clear your name," Jessica said to Yuan before leading them toward the police chief’s office.

As they walked, she continued, "And if you want, we can even file a counterclaim against Luna Lane for defamation. In your case, you’d have strong grounds against her, as her social media posts and the news coverage have already portrayed you as a criminal."

"Let’s do it. I don’t even know her, yet she pulled such a shameful stunt on me," Yuan replied, a cold smile flashing across his face.

’I had other plans to deal with that woman... But for now, let’s enjoy the show,’ he thought inwardly.

"Chief Taylor, I’m here with my client to clear his name in this defamation case," Jessica said to the chief upon stepping into the office. "The case was initiated by Luna Lane, the famous social media influencer and streamer."

"I know about the case, Miss Jessica. However, without any evidence that proves the statement was false, we can’t dismiss the case, and you know that, don’t you?" Chief Taylor said with a sharp look in his eyes.

Then he asked, "Do you have evidence that proves your client’s innocence?"

"We actually do. We have evidence proving that he was wrongly accused by Luna Lane," Jessica replied with a smirk as she presented the security footage from the mall.

Chief Taylor watched the security footage with a frown on his face before looking at Yuan and the others.

"Well, this changes the entire narrative of the victim’s claim. We could even register a case against her for this entire act, which could have destroyed an innocent person’s life," he said, feeling pity for Luna Lane as her actions were about to backfire on her.

He then looked at Yuan with a smile and said, "Young man, here. Sign this document, and you’re free to leave."

Jessica immediately reviewed the document and said, "Sign it. There is nothing wrong with the document."

Once Yuan signed the document, Jessica immediately filed a case against Luna Lane for damaging Yuan’s public image, demanding two million dollars in compensation.

’Luna Lane will be traumatized when she receives this legal notice.’ Chief Taylor sighed inwardly. He couldn’t help but blame her for offending someone far above her league.

He recognized one of the women in Yuan’s group. It was Patricia—the founder and CEO of the VELoura Group.

As for Emma, he didn’t recognize her at all. However, he couldn’t help but be amazed by her beauty. It surpassed the beauty of any celebrity he knew by a huge margin.

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Shortly after, Yuan, Emma, and Patricia returned to the VIP District, and Yuan and Emma got out of Patricia’s car.

"Thanks for everything, Patricia. I really mean it," Yuan said with a smile as he closed the car door.

"Indeed. Without your help, the situation could have escalated to an unfathomable point," Emma said, nodding her head.

"We’re friends now, so there’s no need to thank me, you two," Patricia replied with a genuine smile.

"Okay, we’ll return to our home now. Good night," Yuan said.

"Good night. And don’t forget to visit my company."

After that, Patricia drove her car onto her property, while Yuan and Emma returned to their home.

As soon as Yuan and Emma returned, Anna Grace and the others immediately bombarded them with questions.

Yuan and Emma sat on the sofa and recounted everything that had happened at the police station, making everyone burst into laughter.

"Serves that bastard right. If I were there, I’d have chopped him into tiny pieces by now," Lily said, a dangerous look on her face.

’And that is exactly why I didn’t bring you with me,’ Yuan said to himself.

"Unlike back in that world, killing people here is not an option if we want to live peacefully. However, that doesn’t mean we can’t kill people. We just need to be cautious of any witnesses or security cameras," Yuan explained after taking a deep breath.

"So, we can’t kill people openly?" Sylvia asked.

"No," Yuan said, shaking his head. "We can only do it in silence."

"So what about that woman who tried to frame you? Are you going to make her experience living hell?" Valeria asked, raising an eyebrow slightly.

"Of course. How can I let her live peacefully after putting me through so much trouble? She will definitely experience hell before she begs for death," Yuan replied, a dangerous grin spreading across his face.