My Celestial Ascension Chapter 1037: Lifetime Subscription Of Regret

"Now that you’ve taken care of everything, all that’s left is to dump them outside our property. Preferably somewhere far away from here." Yuan said with a grin, imagining the reactions of Eric and his gang of goons when they finally woke up.

’It’s going to be hilarious when they realize something is missing from their bodies... and it’s every man’s worst nightmare.’

"Do you need my help with that?" Fang Xiaoyan asked, narrowing her fiery eyes at him.

"A little help would be perfect," Yuan replied with a nod.

Both Yuan and Fang Xiaoyan activated their Qi Manifestation, effortlessly lifting Eric and the others into the air before soaring into the sky.

They even lifted the gang’s vehicles and brought them along, making sure to leave no evidence behind.

Shortly afterward, they dumped everything outside a park far away from the VIP District.

"Good thing there’s no one around right now. However, this place will be packed with people in a few hours." Yuan muttered with a grin.

"Are we just going to leave them here like this?" Fang Xiaoyan asked.

"No. I have a brilliant idea. We need to make a signboard so people will notice them almost immediately." Yuan replied, scanning the surroundings with his Divine Sense.

He soon spotted a large piece of cardboard just a few meters away. It was the perfect material for a makeshift signboard that would attract plenty of attention.

Yuan quickly scribbled a few words across the cardboard:

"Dear Visitors, Please Welcome Our Newest Eunuchs of the City! They Came Looking for Other People’s Wives and Left Their Manhood Behind!"

He then propped the signboard against the minivan and arranged Eric and the others on the ground.

"Now, this is what I call a spectacular arrangement! People won’t be able to take their eyes off this masterpiece... mostly because they’ll be wondering whether it’s a crime scene or a piece of modern art." Yuan burst into laughter, thoroughly pleased with his handiwork.

"You’re a complete savage, Yuan. You know that? They’re going to be traumatized by this and probably won’t be able to show their faces in public ever again." Fang Xiaoyan said, laughing uncontrollably.

"Well, what do you know? They’ll be famous in no time!" Yuan burst into laughter as he spoke.

"Absolutely! They’ll become celebrities! Hahahaha!" She joined in, laughing even harder.

Yuan pulled out his phone and snapped a couple of pictures of his masterpiece, intending to show the others as souvenirs before heading back to the villa.

"What took you so long?" Vanessa asked as she opened the door for them.

"We got a little creative while dumping them far away from here... I’ll show you inside." Yuan replied with a mischievous grin.

Fang Xiaoyan gently shook her head, struggling to contain her laughter.

As soon as they stepped inside, his wives gathered around him, eager to see what he had done to Eric and his thugs.

The moment Yuan showed them the pictures he had taken, everyone in the room stared in shock.

But their astonishment didn’t last long. The moment they read the ridiculous signboard and saw how Yuan had arranged Eric and his men around it, the entire room erupted in laughter.

"Well, you certainly weren’t kidding when you said you got a little creative... I think you went a bit overboard this time." Vanessa remarked, trying desperately to hold back her laughter. Unfortunately, she soon burst out laughing herself.

"I bet they’ll never show their faces in public again," Nyx added with a small chuckle.

"They deserve it. After all, who told them to go after married women?" Emma added with a cold snort.

Meanwhile, people gradually began gathering around the park. Their attention was immediately drawn to the enormous cardboard signboard.

"Dear Visitors, Please Welcome Our Newest Eunuchs of the City! They Came Looking for Other People’s Wives and Left Their Manhood Behind!"

Pfft!

The moment people read the ridiculous message, they burst into laughter and immediately pulled out their phones to record the entire spectacle.

Numerous people gathered around Eric and the thugs, taking photos and recording videos of their battered faces. Within minutes, the footage began spreading across the internet, quickly going viral.

"Look at this! Chasing after married women as if it’s a hobby. Ah, life’s little punishments... Instant karma at its finest!"

"Whoever did this deserves a standing ovation and a lifetime supply of popcorn for turning this chaos into a masterpiece of art! Bravo!"

"If someone ever laid a hand on my wife, I’d do the exact same thing. I wholeheartedly approve!"

"Me too! I’d never allow anyone to get anywhere near my girlfriend!"

"Tried flirting with married women... and ended up with a lifetime subscription to regret. Karma is at its peak!"

Click! Click!

People continued gathering around the unfortunate men, laughing at their miserable fate while snapping countless pictures and uploading them to social media. Before long, the entire incident had become a viral sensation.

While everyone was busy laughing and recording the spectacle, Eric’s fingers suddenly twitched. Slowly but surely, he began regaining consciousness.

"Hmm? W-Where the hell am I? What happened to our plan?" he muttered weakly, his vision still blurry.

He could hear numerous voices and bursts of laughter coming from all around him. As his vision gradually cleared, he was stunned to discover that he was lying on the roadside, surrounded by a crowd of people.

Suddenly, his eyes widened as realization struck him like a splash of ice-cold water.

"What the hell is going on?! Why is everyone taking pictures of me?!"

"What happened to Brother—"

He turned his head, but the moment he saw what lay beside him, his expression froze.

Danny was lying on the ground alongside the rest of his gang members. All of them were covered in bruises, battered beyond recognition, and completely unconscious.

Then his gaze shifted toward the signboard propped against the minivan. The moment he read the words scrawled across the cardboard, the color drained from his face.

His eyes immediately darted toward Danny and the other thugs’ crotches. To his absolute horror, he noticed bloodstains around their groins.

’What the hell is going on? Don’t tell me...’

With a growing sense of dread, he instinctively reached down toward his own crotch.

"AGHHH!"

A sharp, unbearable pain shot through his groin. At the same time, he felt the unmistakable wetness of blood staining his pants.

Eric froze. As the initial wave of pain subsided, his face turned deathly pale, and his mind went completely blank.

"No... This can’t be happening to me... It’s a dream. It must be a dream... This can’t be real...!" His voice trembled uncontrollably as panic overwhelmed him. The horrifying realization that his manhood was gone left him utterly shattered.

"NO!! THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING TO ME!!"

Eric’s desperate scream immediately caught everyone’s attention. Several people eagerly turned their cameras toward him, recording his reaction and capturing every second of his breakdown.

One man even approached him, placed a hand on his shoulder, and said with a grin, "I don’t know who you are, but congratulations on saying goodbye to your little brother! I know it hurts, but try to focus on other things and don’t lose your mind."

"FUCK YOU! GET AWAY FROM ME!!" Eric roared, his face twisted with fury and despair.

Meanwhile, people continued recording and uploading videos of his reaction online. The experience made him feel like some exotic animal trapped in a zoo, with hundreds of spectators watching and documenting his every move.

"Eric! What the hell happened to you?! Are you all right?!"

Suddenly, a middle-aged man pushed his way through the crowd and rushed toward Eric. He immediately helped his son get back on his feet.

"I’m not fine, Dad! Someone cut off my penis and left me here!" Eric cried, wincing in pain as he struggled to stand.

"W-What did you just say?!" his father, Edward Miller, exclaimed in utter disbelief.

However, Edward quickly composed himself and helped Eric toward his car. Meanwhile, his security personnel were already working to disperse the crowd.

"First, let’s get you to a hospital and have you treated. After that, you’ll explain everything that happened." Edward said in a stern voice as he helped his son into the car.

"To the hospital," he instructed the driver.

"Understood, sir."

Meanwhile, Eric’s pictures and videos were spreading like wildfire across social media, turning his unfortunate fate into a massive internet sensation.

Of course, Eric had absolutely no idea what was happening online at that moment. However, his reaction would be priceless once he discovered that he had become famous across virtually every social media platform.

Thousands of comments flooded the comment sections of the pictures and videos, while countless people reacted to the bizarre incident.

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Inside the president’s office at the VELoura Group, Patricia was busy working on her computer when Lizzy suddenly entered the room, looking unusually excited.

"President, you have to see this video!"

Patricia looked away from her computer screen and turned her attention toward Lizzy, raising an eyebrow curiously.

"What is it, Lizzy? What’s got you so excited?" she asked.

"There’s no time to explain. Just watch this video and see for yourself!" Lizzy exclaimed, showing her a video recorded at a park near the VIP District.

"What?! Isn’t that the son of Edward Miller, the CEO of Lunar Corporation?" Patricia exclaimed, her eyes widening in shock as she watched the footage.

"How on earth did this happen?!"

"I have absolutely no idea." Lizzy shook her head. "But take a look at that sign. Apparently, he went after other people’s wives and ended up like this."

"Well, I suppose it’s an appropriate punishment for such despicable behavior. People like them should be ashamed of themselves for trying to ruin other people’s lives." Patricia remarked coldly, showing not the slightest sympathy for Edward’s son.

"Indeed. Whoever was responsible certainly did a remarkable job of castrating him." Lizzy nodded with a satisfied smile.

"I wonder who had the guts to pull something like this on the son of Lunar Corporation’s CEO." Patricia mused, feeling a strange sense of excitement stirring within her.