Prodigiously Amazing Weaponsmith Chapter 5 — “Fourth Miss Really Ran!”
Previously on Prodigiously Amazing Weaponsmith...
“Fourth Miss, what……what’s wrong with you?”
Amid the shocked stares from all present, the door to the room swung open yet again. Dressed entirely in white, Huang Yue Li seemed to “glide” outward.
“Who…who’s that?”
“…………Third Miss?”
Bai Ruo Yan burst into terrified cries once more.
The nursemaid immediately sensed something amiss. She rushed forward with big steps, positioning herself before Bai Ruo Yan, and declared: “Fourth Miss, stay calm. In this old servant’s view, Third Miss is no ghost. Who would dare impersonate a divine spiri……ghost……”
Huang Yue Li’s pitch-black eyes flashed with eerie chill once more. As the old maid met her gaze, dizziness overwhelmed her mind, and her legs buckled, forcing her to drop to her knees.
In a gentle murmur, Huang Yue Li commanded: “Everyone, slap yourselves twenty times and then scram!”
Slapping noises rang out sharply. Compelled by Huang Yue Li’s hypnotic gaze, the maids and servants began smacking their own faces vigorously. Pa! Pa! Pa! The impacts echoed. After twenty strikes, their cheeks ballooned like puffy steamed buns!
Next, the group scrambled to their feet in haste. Ignoring the stark naked Bai Ruo Yan completely, they fled as though their pants were soaked in fright.
Trembling uncontrollably, Bai Ruo Yan stumbled forward, mumbling “ghost” repeatedly while wobbling out of the courtyard.
Huang Yue Li trailed after them leisurely, her pace relaxed and steady, right up to the gate.
Crowds bustled to and fro at the street entrance.
In a loud, ringing tone, Huang Yue Li called: “Come take a look! Wu Wei Manor’s Fourth Miss is streaking through the streets! A noble young lady with porcelain skin and stunning curves. Quite the sight, and it’s free!”
A nude woman suddenly dashed into view, startling onlookers nearby and pulling all eyes toward her.
Hearing Huang Yue Li’s booming announcements, excitement surged through the crowd. Folks quickly formed a ring, encircling Bai Ruo Yan tightly. She was hemmed in, as even larger numbers pressed in, buzzing with gossip.
“Hey, this wild woman’s face isn’t bad, and neither is her figure. Too bad she’s not all there upstairs. Still, my dim-witted little brother’s pushing thirty without a bride. Maybe I could snag her for him?”
“Ha, dream on! Didn’t you catch what she said? That’s Wu Wei Manor’s Fourth Miss. Even if she’s simple-minded, think your brother stands a chance?”
“What? No way! I knew Wu Wei Manor’s Third Miss was trash. Isn’t the Fourth Miss supposed to be talented? How’s she a fool who runs nude in public?”
“Looks exactly like Fourth Miss Bai though……”
“Really? You sure it’s her?”
“Absolutely! My uncle’s neighbor’s great-aunt’s cousin from her mom’s side’s sister-in-law……works in Wu Wei Manor. No mistake—this is definitely Fourth Miss Bai!”
“For real? How does a classy heiress end up naked on the street?”
“Beats me.”
“Heh, heard those fancy rich girls are born naughty with weird tastes. Love streaking and getting smacked around. Some even fancy eating sh**…kinky stuff us commoners can’t fathom……”
“Ugh, enough! Makes me nauseous. Morals are crumbling fast……”
After yelling until her throat grew raw, Huang Yue Li slipped away discreetly.
Nobody imagined a young lady perched at the manor’s rear gate. Propping her chin on her palms, she savored the spectacle with glee.
“Tsk tsk. South Yue’s this puny kingdom with feeble cultivators. But the street vendors here are real gossips, savvy enough to know folks into eating sh**.”
Just then, clarity returned to Bai Ruo Yan.
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