I Have 10 Trillion Dollars only Usable For Simping Chapter 2705 - 1680: Foreign Language

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Jiang Chen is visibly shaken after a conversation about having children with Li Shuru. He is distracted by a "Martial Arts Secret Manual" given to him by Tanki Liuli. Li Shuru recognizes it as the "Sunflower Manual" based on a drawing, which leads Jiang Chen to believe he was tricked. He then storms off, determined to practice the manual, leaving a worried Li Shuru behind.

"Phew—"

Jiang Chen suddenly opened his eyes, sat up, panting heavily, as if he had gone through something terrifying.

Beside him, Li Shuru was already gone, even though they discussed the child issue last night, discussing till very late, very fiercely.

Still too self-disciplined.

The sunlight outside the window was thin and transparent, like a layer of warm gauze, or like a nature’s thermal blanket draping over the world.

Yet sitting in the luxury mansion with constant temperature, humidity, oxygen, cleanliness, and silence, Jiang Chen felt as if he was in an icy and snowy world, his pupils trembling with cold, his forehead sweating profusely, recalling the dream he just had, still frightened.

They say when people wake up, they forget everything that happened in the dream, but why was it so vivid for him?

A dream is a product of the subconscious, and a projection of real life, so after he and Li Shuru fell asleep exhausted and embraced, he entered a world of martial spirit, where he hung from a beam and pricked his thigh with a needle, undaunted by hardships, step by step, honing his skills, eventually perfecting his divine skill, becoming the tallest mountain in the martial arts world.

—Just like Xiong Ba from the martial arts drama he watched as a child, commanding the whole world from his throne, with battle flags fluttering behind him, a vast and majestic square, a multitude of followers kneeling, shouting "Long live a unified martial world", the sound waves crashing like a tidal wave, seeming to overturn the heavens and the earth.

That’s right.

At the forefront.

There was also a row of exotic beauties kneeling, each one considered a flower-face-like-moon, national beauty and fragrance.

Even if they didn’t sing of conquest, doesn’t this seem more like a beautiful dream?

Don’t be anxious.

Like the plot of a horror film, the progress bar of the first half, even the majority, might be sunny and charming; after accepting the worship, as the Boss who rivals heaven in longevity, naturally delivers a speech and everything seems normal when rising from the throne with a dramatic sweep of his cape. However, upon opening his mouth, the ambitious Jiang Sect Leader realized something was amiss.

His voice has changed. It became sharp and thin, like a needle, in layman’s terms, he sounded effeminate, instantly transforming from the martial arts alliance hierarch Xiong Ba of "The Legend" competing with heaven, to the charming Eunuch Cao of "The World’s First". Moreover, his little finger involuntarily stuck out.

He didn’t know why he made such a gesture.

But it didn’t stop him from being shocked, retreating in terror, stumbling and crashing into the towering throne behind him.

This wasn’t over.

Next.

A toddler of one or two years came stumbling from who knows where, calling him "Daddy" in a baby voice, followed closely by a peerless enchanting woman, cautiously protecting the child, preventing him from falling.

Fujiwara Reiki.

Jiang Chen saw her face clearly.

Then.

He woke up in shock.

Luckily, it was a dream.

However.

Was it truly all just a dream?

The sweat-drenched man was left with no choice but to take a shower, and upon emerging, he found the "Sunflower Manual" placed from last night still there.

After putting on clothes, he tucked it into his bosom, stepped out, and glanced towards Sakura’s room direction, paused briefly, then walked over and knocked on the door.

No response.

He gripped the doorknob, gently twisted it, and the door opened easily, revealing a room devoid of people, orderly, with the bedding neatly placed as if nobody had ever lived there.

Glancing around, Jiang Chen closed the door.

The broken hallway vanished, any trace of havoc in the hall disappeared without a trace, and even the damaged furniture was restored anew, with Tanki Liuli already watching TV again.

Remember last night? Didn’t Sakura smash the TV to pieces?

Could it still be in a dream?

Jiang Chen didn’t bother looking for a spinning top to see if it would stop, it was just the power of money.

It was already noon.

Most people had already done half a day’s work.

Money indeed isn’t everything.

But out of 10000 tasks, money can solve 9999.

"Have you seen Sakura?"

He sat down next to Tanki Liuli.

"I don’t know."

Tanki Liuli’s response was odd; how could one not know if they’d seen her or not?

Jiang Chen didn’t ask further.

Presumably, she vanished silently while everyone was still asleep.

He took out the "Sunflower Manual" from his bosom, placed it on the table, and calmly said, "Exchange it."

Why could he accomplish great things?

This is the reason.

"Why?"

Asked Tanki Liuli.

Indeed learning the bad habits.

Daring to feign ignorance.

"It’s not for a man to practice."

Jiang Chen stared at the TV, without making it explicit. The adult world is all about grace.

"There’s none left."

Tanki Liuli bluntly replied, indeed without any guilt.

If he hadn’t recognized those few words, what if he practiced it?

Who could bear the consequences?

Doesn’t his conscience hurt?

Wait.

Even if he couldn’t read, at least he could understand by looking at the pictures, like Li Shuru could see at a glance; so the scenario of practicing by mistake practically doesn’t exist.

Thus.

The peerless divine skill was laid in front, whether to pursue eternal unification of the martial world depended on personal choice.

"Are you sure this thing is real?"

"I don’t know."

"..."

Jiang Chen was silent, then asked again, "Then do you know what this is?"

"Not sure."

A typical case of cluelessness.

Jiang Chen didn’t waste his breath anymore and straightforwardly said, "I don’t have high demands, just copy the one given to Shi Qianxi’s father yesterday for me."

"What does ’copy’ mean?"

"Duplicate. Just give me an identical one."

Tanki Liuli seemed to understand and then said, "You should go find Senior Sister."

Go looking for Lan Peizhi?

Wouldn’t that be like throwing a meat bun to a dog, with no return?

"I’ve encountered huge trouble, might be dangerous, need ability for self-preservation."

Jiang Chen calmly and patiently, appealing emotionally, knowing that Daoist Sister cares about him, otherwise why help resolve the situation last night at Shi Family?

Indeed.

Resolve the matter.

At that time Daoist Sister seemed to add fuel to the fire, but actually if she hadn’t spoken, nobody could step down from the stage considering the state at that time.

"What trouble?"

As expected.

Tanki Liuli did care about him, but could someone elaborate on this question?

Definitely not.

Now he couldn’t treat her as a fool.

"Your senior sister asked me to find the Imperial Jade Seal, I have some leads, but the location is extremely dangerous, so I must enhance my power before departing."

Tanki Liuli turned her head and looked.

Jiang Chen seemed honest, eyes very sincere, still chattering, "Time is urgent, you also want to give your senior sister a surprise, right? Trust me, you teach me secretly, I won’t tell anyone. Finding the Imperial Jade Seal, you have a share of credit."

Whining like a mosquito buzzing around, can one focus on watching TV?

Boss Jiang’s stance clearly indicated not allowing peace, therefore Tanki Liuli was straightforward, picked up the remote, and directly turned off the TV.

"Where’s the location, I’ll go."

Jiang Chen remained unfazed, "You can’t get in there."

"Why?"

"Because there’s a barrier."

"Barrier?"

"Yes. It restricts the explorers’ level, those like you with too high martial skills would be repelled. Treasures like the Imperial Jade Seal, to obtain them can’t rely on brute force only, more importantly on fate, treasures have their spirituality, you get what I mean?"

Tanki Liuli seemed chattier than before, yet fell silent again, then got up.

Jiang Chen was puzzled.

"What’s wrong?"

"SB."

Jiang Chen froze.

Even leaving home, seemingly afraid of further entanglement, Tanki Liuli walked straight outside.

Jiang Chen didn’t pursue, sat there dumbfounded, expression strange.

When did she learn foreign language?

No.

Does she really know what this foreign phrase means?