Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 3165: _End - Chapter 3165: Tyrannical Song Invites You to Join 'Nine Provinces Number One Chat Group'【Grand Finale】

The practitioners within the “Nine Provinces Number One Chat Group” were far from your typical cultivators.

In this vast world, only these eccentric and kindhearted seniors would have embraced Song Shuhang back in 2019. At that time, he was a total amateur, yet they meticulously steered him onto the path of cultivation.

If Song Shuhang had discovered the world of "cultivation" through any other means, he likely would have remained a minor practitioner, stuck at the First or Second Stage.

…

“Senior Yellow Mountain, I promise that once I get back, I’ll work hard to be a dependable senior myself,” Song Shuhang solemnly vowed to the Yellow Mountain of this timeline.

He aspired to one day match the future Tyrannical Song—a version of himself who wouldn't cause Mama Yellow Mountain to constantly reach for heart medication.

Having now “transcended immortality,” he possessed the ability to instantly grasp the collective wisdom of every practitioner in existence. This meant that the only thing standing between him and being a ‘reliable senior’ was a simple shift in perspective.

Senior Yellow Mountain pondered for a moment before suggesting, “In that case, why don't you attempt to…”

Before the sentence could be finished, Senior Yellow Mountain realized that the Tyrannical Song he was holding had shifted.

The mischievous grin had been replaced by a calm, trustworthy smile.

His posture became grounded and heavy.

This was the true Tyrannical Song.

[Won't you even let me finish my thought?] Mama Yellow Mountain gave a mental sigh. With practiced ease, he produced a pill bottle and shook out two tablets—clearly, the Song Shuhang of 2020 still had a long way to go before becoming a truly mature senior.

Opposite him, Tyrannical Song offered a faint smile.

“It's just medicine for a hangover,” Mama Yellow Mountain clarified.

“I understand perfectly, Senior Yellow Mountain,” Tyrannical Song answered with a steady, reliable tone.

Mama Yellow Mountain stared up at the sky in silence.

Then, he put the medicine back.

[If the 2020 version of Song Shuhang actually becomes a ‘reliable senior,’ will he still make the same choices as this man?]

Ultimately, he is who he is.

It was a pity that Senior White had also departed shortly after Song Shuhang left.

The parting felt bittersweet.

In this specific timeline, there was no ‘Future White’ to fill the void.

The “Nine Provinces Number One Group” always felt like it was missing something when White wasn't around.

I truly feel jealous of the fellow daoists living in the 2020 era.

******

February 16, 2020

The Overlord World, located within the Myriad Realms.

Song Shuhang and Senior White materialized without a sound.

Both men carried heavy sacks of ‘souvenirs’ over their shoulders.

Senior White had salvaged some ‘Immortal Sand’ remnants from the Fourth Heavenly Dao.

Song Shuhang’s bundle was packed with condensed ‘Thousand-Year Inner Demons.’ These had matured in the souls of the Nine Provinces Number One Group members for over a millennium, making them far tastier than standard inner demons.

—He also carried the consciousness of Lady Onion, who was eagerly waiting for him to settle a ‘thousand-year’ wage debt.

The moment Song Shuhang returned, all his spatial connections to the ‘core world’ synced up, returning him to full combat readiness.

“You’re back?” Pavilion Master Chu inquired, her gaze shifting between the two.

The two most powerful beings in the Myriad Realms were currently lugging around oversized luggage.

The sight was undeniably bizarre.

“These are cooking ingredients... we’re going to throw a massive party to celebrate surviving the trials of the past, present, and future! Later, I’m going to drop into Scholar Predecessor’s heavenly tribulation and harvest some Ninth Stage attributes to spice things up,” Song Shuhang said, practically drooling at the thought.

Pavilion Master Chu was left speechless by Tyrannical Song: “…”

“Also, I have Lady Onion’s consciousness here. I need to visit the Fifth Heavenly Dao Fairy to retrieve her physical form,” Song Shuhang explained, gesturing to his small bag.

“Lady Onion? You found her in the future?” Pavilion Master Chu gave the bag a curious poke.

“Indeed, it has been quite a while, Pavilion Master Chu. How is your health?” Lady Onion’s voice emerged.

However, the voice wasn't the high-pitched ‘cute’ tone Chu remembered; this Lady Onion sounded sharp and full of confidence.

Pavilion Master Chu’s hair slowly twisted into the shape of a question mark.

“Lady Onion has gone through quite a transformation. Try not to be too startled when she’s back in her body,” Song Shuhang chuckled.

Soon after, Song Shuhang and Senior White moved to the heart of the ‘Overlord World.’

Li Yinzhu remained in deep meditation, absorbing the “Tyrannical Seal” authority. This seclusion would likely last for several years.

Her sister, Xiao Lingxiao, was curled up on Li Yinzhu’s lap, fast asleep while acting as a guardian.

Song Shuhang carefully set a ‘gift box’ down beside Li Yinzhu.

The box was enchanted to open automatically in one month.

It was a birthday present for little Li Yinzhu—inside was the essence that would allow Li Tiansu to manifest as her “ghost spirit.”

Meanwhile, Senior White expertly infused a piece of processed ‘Immortal Sand’ into Li Yinzhu’s essence.

Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword watched in shock, “Immortal Sand? The literal remains of the Fourth Heavenly Dao?”

A confused Pavilion Master Chu asked, “Weren't you saving the Fourth Heavenly Dao’s body to help True Monarch White transcend?”

“This is just a local souvenir I brought from the future,” Senior White noted casually. “There’s enough for everyone.”

Pavilion Master Chu: “…” You’re calling that a souvenir?

“As expected of my master!” Fellow Daoist Stone Tablet cheered. To him, any version of ‘White’ was his master.

“I’ll even give some to the magical treasures. I’ll need to run some tests later on how to properly graft ‘Immortal Sand’ onto gear,” Senior White said with a grin.

“I’ll volunteer as your test subject when you’re ready, White-robed boss!” Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword shouted.

Xiao Lingxiao’s eyes fluttered open slightly, and she looked sleepily at the pair: “White… Papa Song.”

She was clearly still half-submerged in dreams.

“Go back to sleep, Xiao Lingxiao. It’s still early.” Senior White popped a grain of ‘Immortal Sand’ into her mouth.

She swallowed it, giggled softly, and drifted back to sleep against Li Yinzhu’s legs. As a contingency created by the Heavenly Dao, she was uniquely capable of absorbing the sand this way.

Song Shuhang gave his daughters a loving look before quietly stepping away.

“I’m heading off to experiment with Fellow Daoist Scarlet Heaven Sword... we might hunt some ‘evil spirits’ for the party along the way,” Senior White announced.

“Then I’ll head to the Fifth Heavenly Dao Fairy to get Lady Onion’s body back,” Song Shuhang replied with a nod.

“We’ll hold the feast tonight then,” Senior White said, clearly looking forward to the social gathering. “I’ll see if Lady Dragon Network Fat Ball has any good wine to spare.”

“See you this evening,” Song Shuhang agreed.

…

The Land of Reincarnation, where the Fifth Heavenly Dao Fairy’s Reincarnation Seal resided.

With the Reincarnation Blade Fairy leading the way, Song Shuhang returned to the site after a few days' absence.

“Here we are,” the Reincarnation Blade Fairy said, finally letting go of Tyrannical Song’s hand with a look of satisfaction.

The massive Reincarnation Seal had been cleansed of its corruption by the ‘Fourth Dark Heavenly Dao.’ Now free of lingering obsessions, it glowed with a transparent light.

The new system of reincarnation was nearly finished.

Song Shuhang stood before the Seal and pressed his palms together in a respectful gesture.

This bow was performed on behalf of all living beings in the cosmos.

The Fifth Heavenly Dao Fairy was perhaps the most compassionate of all the Heavenly Daos, serving as a stark contrast to the coldness of the Fourth. She had sacrificed herself to become reincarnation itself for the benefit of all.

Pavilion Master Chu’s strand of hair, the Stone Tablet, the virtuous lamia, Fairy Creation, and black-skinned Soft Feather all followed Song Shuhang’s lead, bowing deeply to the Seal.

“We only managed to purify the Fourth Heavenly Dao because of the preparations you left behind to counter his countless schemes. Without your help, Senior White and I would have suffered greatly to defeat him,” Song Shuhang said as he sat near the Seal, sharing the story.

The Reincarnation Seal vibrated softly. The Reincarnation Blade Fairy translated: “There is no need for gratitude. We were allies in the fight against the Fourth. If anything, I should thank you for helping us resolve our past regrets.”

Song Shuhang nodded with a smile, then produced Lady Onion’s ‘consciousness.’ “I’ve also brought her back from the future.”

“My thanks, Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song,” the Reincarnation Blade Fairy said, stepping forward to guide Lady Onion’s essence toward the Seal.

“Wait, what’s happening?” Lady Onion asked, sounding confused.

“Don’t worry, Lady Onion. The reincarnation cycle is fully functional now; this is just a necessary step to reclaim your physical form,” the Reincarnation Blade Fairy clarified.

Lady Onion’s essence was integrated into the Reincarnation Seal, providing the final piece of the puzzle.

Deep within the glowing Seal, a version of Lady Onion with long, flowing hair began to take shape.

It would only take a few minutes for the energetic Lady Onion to return to life.

“Finally, I have a personal matter I’d like to discuss with the Fifth Heavenly Dao Fairy,” Song Shuhang said, sitting politely as he sought guidance.

This level of politeness was a rare sight for someone suffering from Thrice Reckless disease!

Reincarnation Blade Fairy translated: “Ask away, Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song.”

“Fairy, is Sixteen’s current state a unique ‘The Only One in Myriad Realm’ condition? And are you also standing on the threshold of ‘Transcendence’?” Song Shuhang asked.

During the future banquet, he had seen a version of Sixteen with dragon horns, but she had seemed like a mere ‘projection.’ While the other group members hadn't noticed, both he and Senior White had seen through it—and the Future Child likely knew as well.

This trait was remarkably similar to being ‘The Only One in Myriad Realm.’

It suggested the Fifth Reincarnation Fairy had also moved toward Transcendence.

“Does it bother you? The fact that Sixteen contains so many versions of herself?” the Reincarnation Blade Fairy translated.

Song Shuhang didn't hesitate. “Not at all. Think of it as… an adult’s specialized hobby.”

“Thank you.” A delicate, ethereal voice drifted from the Seal. “You are going to be a father.”

“I already am,” Song Shuhang corrected.

“So you are.” The voice within the Seal chuckled warmly. “I forgot you already have a daughter.”

After the laughter died down, the voice spoke again.

“Then, I officially place my most precious child, Sixteen, in your care.”

“You can count on me,” Song Shuhang replied. “I’ll bring your granddaughter to visit in ten months.”

“Watch your tongue; your words carry the weight of law now,” the Reincarnation Blade Fairy cautioned.

In that moment, Lady Onion’s body fully materialized from the Reincarnation Seal.

She was wearing the same cheongsam she had on before she vanished.

She stepped out into the world.

“This feels weird,” Lady Onion muttered, adjusting her clothes and looking at her long hair.

With a quick swipe of her hand, she chopped her hair into the stylish short cut she wore in the future.

“Welcome back, Lady Onion,” Song Shuhang said, standing up.

“Pay up,” Lady Onion demanded. Seeing her boss, she put on a serious face and held out her hand. “I want one thousand years of back pay!”

Tyrannical Song’s face cramped with guilt. “But… it’s only 2020.”

“I don’t care about the date,” Lady Onion insisted. “I put in a thousand years of work.”

“Put it on my tab!” Song Shuhang shouted grandly. “I’ll just borrow the funds from Senior White later.”

Even though he could manifest a mountain of spirit stones with a thought, those lacked ‘soul.’ It was better to borrow from White to strengthen their ‘karmic ties.’

As long as the debt remained, their connection would never be severed.

“Fine, I’ll take the IOU,” Lady Onion said, tossing her hair. She transformed into a small green sprout and hopped onto Song Shuhang’s shoulder.

“We’ll take our leave now, Fifth Heavenly Dao Fairy,” Song Shuhang said, addressing the Seal.

“Farewell, Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song,” the Reincarnation Blade Fairy replied.

Song Shuhang’s form began to shimmer and fade.

Once he was gone, the voice inside the Seal spoke again.

“The Eighth Heavenly Dao’s contingency, ‘Ball Sky Dao,’ became his daughter.”

“The Seventh Heavenly Dao is so intertwined with Song Shuhang they are practically one entity.”

“The Sixth Heavenly Dao’s ‘Virtuous Network’ and the virtuous lamia have already become part of his Chat Group path.”

“The Third Heavenly Dao’s spirit ghost Fairy Cheng Lin and the main world are bound to him. Even Fairy Ye Si is now contracted with Sixteen.”

“The Second Heavenly Dao even surrendered the ‘Third Divine Eye’ to become a part of him…”

Except for the mysterious First Heavenly Dao, only the Fourth had resisted, leading to his forced purification.

“However, Sixteen isn't actually my daughter,” the Fifth Heavenly Dao Fairy said with a laugh. “So, I’m quite curious to see how you intend to produce a ‘granddaughter’ for me in ten months.”

…

Spirit River Su Clan.

The clan grounds were buzzing with activity.

In Sixteen’s private courtyard, she was currently crouched down, making faces at a small cat.

Senior Sister Ye Si was hovering behind her, reading aloud from a “Pregnancy Care Manual.”

“Senior Sister, please stop. My head is killing me,” Sixteen groaned, rolling around on her bed while covering her ears. “Why can’t Sixteen number 83 listen to this? She’s the calm one!”

“Because she doesn't need the lecture, but you do,” Ye Si replied firmly. “You’re far too reckless.”

“I’m not Thrice Reckless! I’m just a little more energetic than the other versions of me,” Sixteen argued, holding her fingers a tiny fraction apart.

“That tiny fraction is as wide as a universe,” Ye Si countered, smiling as she patted Sixteen. “If you won't listen, I’ll just swap you out for another Sixteen.”

Sixteen stared at the ceiling in total defeat.

As she looked up, she saw a figure hovering there.

“Hey there, restless Little Sixteen, and Senior Sister Ye Si,” Song Shuhang said with a wave. Calling Ye Si ‘Senior Sister’ was a privilege of his current status.

“Is the business with the Future Child finished?” The energetic Sixteen sat up quickly, smoothing her skirt to look presentable.

“The major issues across time are mostly settled. Once I synchronize the ‘The One in the Myriad Realm’ effect, everything will fall into place,” Song Shuhang explained.

“So, are we throwing a party?” Sixteen’s eyes lit up.

“Before that, there’s one thing we have to do,” Song Shuhang said, raising a finger. “Let’s go on a date, Sixteen. You too, Senior Sister.”

“That leads to a problem,” Ye Si said, waving her hand to manifest hundreds of spectral images of Sixteen. “Which one do you want? The golden Sixteen? The silver one? Or one of these other hundreds?”

“Hahaha!” Tyrannical Song laughed from the ceiling, looking quite pleased with himself. “As an eternal being who has transcended, I will obviously date every single one of them.”

“Do you even have that much time?” Sixteen asked.

“I’ve transcended time itself, remember?” Song Shuhang reminded her.

If he wanted, time was his plaything.

He could rewind the clock after every date while letting Sixteen keep her memories, or split time into hundreds of paths to be merged later. He could even stop time entirely to finish all the dates in a single frozen moment.

*****

Nightfall.

The World of the Scholarly Golden Lotus.

The members of the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’ had assembled.

In truth, ever since Song Shuhang and Senior White had shared their paths and granted everyone nine dragon patterns, most of the members hadn't bothered to leave.