Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 3165_End - 3165: 3163: Tyrannical Song Invites You to Join 'Nine Provinces Number One Chat Group'【Grand Finale】

Chapter 3165: Chapter 3163: Tyrannical Song Invites You to Join ‘Nine Provinces Number One Chat Group’【Grand Finale】  

Members of the “Nine Provinces Number One Chat Group” were vastly different from ordinary cultivators.

In this world, only these adorable members could have accepted Song Shuhang back in 2019, when he was merely a novice. They thoughtfully guided him onto the path of cultivation.

Had Song Shuhang encountered the opportunity to engage with “cultivation” through a different path, he might still have been a small cultivator of the First or Second Stage.

…

“Senior Yellow Mountain, when I return, I will strive to become a reliable senior,” Song Shuhang finally promised to the Mother Yellow Mountain of this era.

One day, he would also become like the future Tyrannical Song, a Song Shuhang who wouldn’t make Mama Yellow Mountain take medicine.

Now he had “transcended immortality” and could instantly master all the knowledge of the myriad practitioners in the universe… meaning, on the path to becoming a ‘reliable senior,’ what ultimately needed to change was only his mindset.

Senior Yellow Mountain thought briefly and said, “Since that’s the case, why don’t you try to…”

Before he could finish his sentence, Senior Yellow Mountain noticed that the Tyrannical Song he was embracing had undergone a transformation.

His playful smile turned into a reliable gentle smile.

His entire demeanor became steadier.

It was Tyrannical Song.

[Can’t you let me finish speaking?] Mama Yellow Mountain sighed inwardly and skillfully pulled out a medicine bottle, pouring out two pills—Song Shuhang in 2020, far from being a qualified senior, had a long road ahead of him.

Across from him, Tyrannical Song slightly smiled.

“It’s hangover medicine,” Mama Yellow Mountain explained.

“Yes, I understand, Senior Yellow Mountain,” Tyrannical Song replied in a reliably.

Mama Yellow Mountain looked up to the sky.

Then, she put the pills back into the bottle.

[If Song Shuhang of 2020 wants to become a ‘reliable senior,’ would he make the same choice, just like him?]

After all, he is still him.

Regrettably, after Song Shuhang left, Senior White also took his leave.

It was somewhat hard to let go.

This world, after all, didn’t have a ‘Future White.’

The “Nine Provinces Number One Group” felt somewhat incomplete without White.

I genuinely envy the fellow daoists of the 2020 era.

******

February 16, 2020

Myriad Realms, Overlord World.

Song Shuhang and Senior White quietly appeared.

Each had a ‘local product’ package slung over their shoulders.

Senior White brought back some leftover Fourth Heavenly Dao ‘Immortal Sand.’

Song Shuhang’s package, on the other hand, was filled with compressed ‘Thousand-Year Inner Demons,’ which had developed in the hearts of the Nine Provinces Number One Group members for at least a millennium, far superior in flavor to ordinary inner demons.

—And a green onion lady consciousness waiting for him to pay a ‘thousand years’ salary.’

The moment Song Shuhang reappeared, all his attachments transferred out from the ‘core world,’ fully equipping him.

“Back?” Pavilion Master Chu asked, then she looked at Song Shuhang and Senior White.

These two, currently the ‘strongest’ in all the myriad realms, carried large and small packages.

This image felt somewhat incongruous.

“These are ingredients… to celebrate past, present, and future trials we’ve overcome, we’ll hold a grand feast! Hmm, later I’ll sneak into Scholar Predecessor’s heavenly tribulation and mix in various attributes from the Ninth Stage heavenly tribulations,” Song Shuhang said, his mouth watering.

Pavilion Master Chu didn’t know how to respond to Tyrannical Song: “…”

“And this is Lady Onion’s consciousness, I still need to make a trip to the Fifth Heavenly Dao Fairy to bring back Lady Onion’s physical body,” Song Shuhang added, waving his small package and explaining.

“Lady Onion? Found in the future?” Pavilion Master Chu gently poked the small package.

“Yes, it’s been a long time, Pavilion Master Chu. How’s your body now?” Lady Onion’s voice rang out.

But this voice was different from the ‘cute’ voice Chu Pavilion Master remembered; this Lady Onion’s voice was crisp and somewhat dashing.

Pavilion Master Chu slowly curled into a question mark ‘?’ shape.

“Lady Onion has changed a lot. Don’t be shocked when she recovers,” Song Shuhang laughed.

Afterward, Song Shuhang and Senior White arrived at the most central location of the ‘Overlord World.’

Li Yinzhu was still in seclusion, inheriting the “Tyrannical Seal” authorization, and she would have to remain secluded for a significant period, possibly measured in ‘years’.

Another daughter, Xiao Lingxiao, lay on Li Yinzhu’s legs, soundly asleep—she was acting as a protector for her sister, little Li Yinzhu.

Song Shuhang quietly placed a ‘gift box’ next to Li Yinzhu.

This gift box would automatically open in a month.

It was the birthday gift Song Shuhang prepared for little Li Yinzhu—when the gift box opened, Li Tiansu would manifest as the “ghost spirit.”

Senior White skillfully transplanted a processed ‘Immortal Sand’ into ‘little Li Yinzhu.’

Seeing this, Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword was stunned, “Immortal Sand? The Fourth Heavenly Dao’s body?”

Pavilion Master Chu puzzled, “The body of the Fourth Heavenly Dao, weren’t you saving it to aid True Monarch White in transcending?”

“This is a local product brought back from the future,” explained Senior White. “Everyone gets a share.”

Pavilion Master Chu: “…” You call this a local product?

“Truly my master!” Fellow Daoist Stone Tablet praised Senior White—any form of ‘White’ was his master.

“Hmm, magical treasures also get a share. But how to transplant the ‘Immortal Sand’ into a magical treasure, I’ll have to experiment later,” chuckled Senior White.

“Thanks to the white-robed figure, I’ll volunteer as the experiment subject when the time comes,” volunteered Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword.

At that moment, Xiao Lingxiao slightly opened her eyes, groggily looking towards Senior White and Song Shuhang: “White, Papa Song.”

She still looked very sleepy.

“Xiao Lingxiao, continue sleeping, it’s still early.” Senior White fed Xiao Lingxiao a grain of ‘Immortal Sand.’

Xiao Lingxiao swallowed it, let out a string of soft laughter, then closed her eyes again, resting her head on little Li Yinzhu’s legs, going back to sleep—she, as a backup plan by Heavenly Dao, could merge with the ‘Immortal Sand’ in such a manner.

Song Shuhang affectionately gazed at his two daughters, then quietly retreated.

“Next, Fellow Daoist Scarlet Heaven Sword will join me in an experiment… and along the way, we will harvest some ‘evil spirits’ to prepare food for the feast,” Senior White said.

“Then I will make a trip to the Fifth Heavenly Dao Fairy to retrieve Lady Onion’s body,” Song Shuhang nodded.

“Then tonight, let’s have a grand banquet,” Senior White, very fond of the atmosphere of feasts, remarked: “I’ll also ask Lady Dragon Network Fat Ball for some wine.”

“Meet in the evening,” Song Shuhang agreed.

…

The Reincarnation Land, the location of the Fifth Heavenly Dao Fairy’s Reincarnation Seal.

Led by Reincarnation Blade Fairy, Song Shuhang revisited this place after several days.

“We have arrived,” said Reincarnation Blade Fairy, releasing Tyrannical Song’s hand—satisfied.

The giant Reincarnation Seal, having been physically cleansed of its dark aspects by the ‘Fourth Dark Heavenly Dao,’ dropped its remaining obsessions and became more transparent.

The new reincarnation system reached a stage of completion.

Song Shuhang faced the Reincarnation Seal and gently clasped his hands together in prayer.

This bow represented myriad practitioners in the universe paying respects.

The Fifth Heavenly Dao Fairy, can be said to be the most considerate of living beings among all previous Heavenly Daos—almost the complete opposite of the Fourth Heavenly Dao.

She transformed into reincarnation, benefiting the living beings of myriad realms.

Pavilion Master Chu’s Dumb Hair, Fellow Daoist Stone Tablet, virtuous lamia, Fairy Creation, and black-skinned Soft Feather, all followed Song Shuhang and bowed towards the Reincarnation Seal.

“This time, being able to suppress the ‘Fourth Heavenly Dao’ and forcefully purifying it was also thanks to the contingency plans you left against the ‘billion backhands of the Fourth Heavenly Dao.’ Without the fairy, True Monarch White and I would have had to pay a great price to blow up the Fourth Heavenly Dao,” Song Shuhang sat by the Reincarnation Seal and recounted.

The Reincarnation Seal gently trembled, then Reincarnation Blade Fairy translated, “No need for thanks, in dealing with the Fourth Heavenly Dao, we were partners. If thanks are needed, we should be thanking you for helping us resolve our obsessions.”

Song Shuhang smiled and nodded, then took out Lady Onion’s ‘consciousness’ and said, “Also, I’ve brought back Lady Onion’s consciousness from the ‘future.'”

“Thank you, Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song,” Reincarnation Blade Fairy stepped forward, gently catching Lady Onion’s ‘consciousness,’ bringing her beside the Reincarnation Seal.

“Eh? What is this for?” Lady Onion was puzzled.

“Lady Onion, you don’t need to worry, the reincarnation system is now complete, this is just a formality. Next, we’ll retrieve your physical body,” explained Reincarnation Blade Fairy.

Lady Onion’s ‘consciousness’ was ushered into the ‘Reincarnation Seal’, completing the final part of the reincarnation system.

Deep within the Reincarnation Seal, a long-haired version of Lady Onion was segregating.

It was expected that within a few minutes, a lively Lady Onion would be back…

“Lastly, I have a personal question to consult with the Fifth Heavenly Dao Fairy,” Song Shuhang politely sat down, seeking advice.

This obedient and understanding demeanor, rare since contracting the Thrice Reckless Disease, was extremely precious!

Reincarnation Blade Fairy translated, “Please ask, Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song.”

“Fairy, could you quietly tell me if Sixteen’s condition is an exceptional ‘The Only One in Myriad Realm’? Are you also half a step on the path of ‘Transcendence’?” Song Shuhang inquired.

In the world of the future child, at the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’ banquet, he also saw a Sixteen with cute dragon horns… but that Sixteen seemed like a ‘projection.’

The other members of the future ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’ saw nothing unusual, but both Song Shuhang and Senior White noticed it—perhaps the ‘Future Child’ also realized this.

This characteristic has many similarities with ‘The Only One in Myriad Realm’…

The Fifth Reincarnation Fairy might also have taken half a step on the path of Transcendence.

“Would it be difficult for you to accept? Sixteen’s present state, with so many Sixteens inside her body?” The Reincarnation Blade Fairy asked, translating this conversation.

Without a second thought, Song Shuhang replied, “Of course not. How should I put it? It’s an adult’s hobby, after all.”

“Thank you.” A soft and light voice of a fairy emanated from the Reincarnation Seal, “You’re going to be a father.”

“I already am,” Song Shuhang replied.

“Indeed.” The voice of the fairy in the Reincarnation Seal emitted pleasant laughter, “I forgot you have a daughter of your own.”

After the laughter.

The voice of the fairy in the Reincarnation Seal continued, “Then, I formally entrust my most beloved child, Sixteen, to you.”

“Rest assured and leave it to me,” Song Shuhang said. “In ten months, I’ll bring your granddaughter over.”

“Be cautious with your words; they are inviolable,” the Reincarnation Blade Fairy reminded.

In the meantime,

Lady Onion’s body completely separated from the ‘Reincarnation Seal.’

At the moment, Lady Onion was still dressed in the cheongsam she wore before ‘disappearing.’

She stepped out of the Reincarnation Seal.

“I’m a bit unaccustomed,” Lady Onion remarked, waving her hand, feeling unfamiliar with her outfit.

And her long hair.

With a swing of her hand, Lady Onion cut her long hair into a stylish short hairstyle, just like in the era of the future child.

“Welcome back, Lady Onion,” Song Shuhang stood up and greeted her.

“Wages,” Lady Onion said, seeing Boss Song and maintaining a stern face, she extended her pale fingers, “One thousand years’ worth of wages!”

The expression of Tyrannical Song visibly stiffened, and he guiltily retorted, “This is the year 2020.”

“I don’t care,” Lady Onion declared seriously. “I genuinely worked for a thousand years.”

“Let’s put it on tab!” Song Shuhang grandly declared. “I’ll borrow some from Senior White in a bit.”

Though he could spontaneously produce a mountain of spirit stones anytime now, such spirit stones lacked ‘soul’… better to borrow from Senior White!

It’s perfect to deepen the ‘karmic ties’ between him and Senior White.

As long as I borrow enough spirit stones, the karmic ties between Senior White and myself will never break.

“Alright, let it be on tab,” Lady Onion grandly tossed her short hair and leaped lightly, transforming into a sapling and landing on Song Shuhang’s shoulder.

“So, Fifth Heavenly Dao Fairy, we’ll take our leave now,” Song Shuhang rose and addressed the Reincarnation Seal.

“Goodbye, Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song,” the Reincarnation Blade Fairy replied.

Song Shuhang’s figure gradually faded and disappeared.

After he left.

The fairy inside the Reincarnation Seal spoke, “The contingency of the Eighth Heavenly Dao ‘Ball Sky Dao,’ became his biological daughter.”

“The Seventh Heavenly Dao goes without saying, the karmic ties between him and Song Shuhang are so deep, they’re almost bound together as one.”

“The Sixth Heavenly Dao’s ‘Virtuous Network’ along with that ‘virtuous lamia’ had already merged into the ‘Cultivation Chat Immortal Path.'”

“The Third Heavenly Dao created the spirit ghost ‘Fairy Cheng Lin’ and the main world are all bound to Song Shuhang. Even ‘Fairy Ye Si’ is now with Sixteen, forming a contract.”

“The Second Heavenly Dao even gave away the incredibly precious ‘Third Divine Eye,’ becoming a part of Tyrannical Song’s body…”

Apart from the enigmatic First Heavenly Dao.

Only the Fourth Heavenly Dao stubbornly refused, resulting in being forcibly purified.

“However, Sixteen is not my daughter,” the voice of the Fifth Heavenly Dao Fairy laughingly said, “So, I am rather looking forward to seeing how you will bring me a ‘granddaughter’ ten months later.”

…

Spirit River Su Clan.

The members of the Su Clan were busy as ever.

In the courtyard exclusive to Sixteen.

Su Clan’s Sixteen was crouching, making a ‘scary’ gesture at a small cat in front of her.

Half of Senior Sister Ye Si’s body emerged behind Sixteen, holding a “Pregnancy Care Manual” and selecting key points to read to Su Clan’s Sixteen.

“Senior Sister Ye Si, stop reading, it’s giving me a headache,” Su Clan’s Sixteen covered her ears, rolling on the bed. “Why can’t they let the demure Sixteen number 83 listen instead? Why do I have to do it?”

“Because she doesn’t need it, but you need to listen,” Ye Si said seriously. “You are too reckless.”

“I’m not Thrice Reckless Mad Saber, I’m just a bit more active than the other Sixteens,” Su Clan’s Sixteen said, stretching out her fingers, pinch a tiny distance between her index finger and thumb.

“In that tiny distance, there’s a ‘fingertip universe’ of difference,” Ye Si said, gently touching Sixteen and smiling tenderly. “If you won’t listen, then we will switch with another Sixteen.”

Su Clan’s Sixteen looked up at the ceiling in despair. “…”

As she looked at the ceiling, she noticed a figure floating above.

“Yo, restless Little Sixteen, and Senior Sister Ye Si,” Song Shuhang waved at them—of course, calling her ‘Senior Sister Ye Si’ was an adult’s prerogative.

“Is Future Child’s matter settled?” the restless Little Sixteen coughed lightly, sat down properly, and adjusted her skirt to prevent exposure.

“The past, present, and future affairs are basically sorted. With a few other matters across time, as long as I synchronize ‘The One in the Myriad Realm’ effect, all issues will be resolved step by step,” Song Shuhang nodded.

“So, are we having a party to celebrate?” Su Clan’s Sixteen’s eyes shone.

“Before the party, there’s one thing we need to do,” Song Shuhang raised his finger and said, “Let’s go on a date, Sixteen, Senior Sister.”

“Then, the question arises,” Ye Si spread her hands, and hundreds of virtual images of Su Clan’s Sixteen appeared: “Question, young Tyrannical Song, which one will you date, this golden Sixteen or this silver Sixteen, or one of the other hundreds of Sixteens?”

“Hahaha,” Tyrannical Song on the ceiling let out a complacent laugh: “I, who am detached and eternal, Tyrannical Song, will of course date them one by one.”

“Do you have the time?” Su Clan’s Sixteen asked.

“I’ve transcended time, what do you think?” Song Shuhang replied.

If he wished, he could toy with ‘time.’

He could reverse time after each date while retaining Sixteen’s memories; he could split time into hundreds of different branches and consolidate them after the dates; he could also stop time, perform hundreds of dates in a go, and then let time flow again.

*****

Night.

World of the Scholarly Golden Lotus.

Members of the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’ ga