Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off Chapter 850: Sneaking Away for Love

Shi Kuang’s eyes darted everywhere except at her face. "I... I suddenly realize I know very little about Sister Qinglan."

"Exactly." Lin Muyu released his shirt with a disdainful snort. "Don’t be fooled by her soft outside appearance."

Shi Kuang blinked, genuinely surprised. "Fooled?"

"Of course!" Lin Muyu crossed her arms. "That gentle and virtuous act is strictly for outsiders! If you knew what she was actually like on the inside, you’d think I was an absolute goddess!"

Shi Kuang stared at her. "...Are you saying you’re not?"

"I’m comparing myself to her!"

"Oh."

"Compared to Qinglan, I’m practically a saint!" Lin Muyu stated with absolute confidence. "If I’m considered a fierce female, Qinglan is the literal Goddess of Fierceness!"

Shi Kuang suddenly remembered all the insane, terrifying rumors he had heard about Su Qinglan’s underlying power and cunning. He wisely chose to keep his mouth shut.

Lin Muyu continued, "And don’t even get me started on the tricks she comes up with." She shuddered slightly. "Sometimes even I can’t imagine what goes on inside that woman’s head."

Shi Kuang’s expression became complicated. "Then why are you such close friends with her?"

"Because she’s fun!"

"..."

"Besides," Lin Muyu added, grabbing Shi Kuang’s leg so hard he nearly tripped over his own feet, "do you really think you can tease me and get away with it?"

"Momo!" he squawked, balancing on one foot.

She gave him a fierce, commanding glare. "Say you’re sorry."

"I’m sorry!"

"Again!"

"I should have kept my big mouth shut!"Satisfied, Lin Muyu finally released his leg. Shi Kuang clutched his foot and let out a massive sigh of relief.

Then, Lin Muyu casually lightly kicked his shin. "Get lost."

Shi Kuang stumbled backward. "What?!"

"You’ve gotten old anyway."

"Old?!"

"That merman brat from earlier was actually quite youthful and cute," Lin Muyu declared, turning on her heel and walking away.

Shi Kuang’s eyes widened to the size of saucers. "WHAT?!"

"I said that brat was pretty cute."

Shi Kuang’s face instantly turned a violent shade of green. "HANDSOME?!"

"Plus," Lin Muyu added with a dramatic sigh, swaying her hips exaggeratedly as she walked, "I’ve never had a merman beastman as a husband before. Seeing how youthful and cute that brat was, I should probably consider taking him as my next beast husband."

Shi Kuang stood rooted to the spot, completely thunderstruck. His brain went entirely blank, and then an explosive wave of pure jealousy erupted in his chest.

He already hated sharing her with her other husband, and now this woman was casually talking about taking that annoying peeping-tom merman brat as her new husband?!

He had dug his own grave, jumped into it, and pulled the dirt over his own head!

"MOMO!"

"I’M SORRY! I’M SO SORRY!"

Still no response.

Shi Kuang officially panicked. He sprinted after her as if his very life depended on it. "Don’t take that brat as your husband!"

Lin Muyu glanced back over her shoulder. "Why not?"

"Because you already have me!"

"You’ve become old."

"I’M NOT OLD!"

Lin Muyu’s lips twitched violently, fighting back a burst of laughter.

Shi Kuang rushed up beside her, looking ready to cry. "Please! Don’t go taking that merman brat!"

Lin Muyu finally stopped walking. Shi Kuang nearly slammed right into her back.

She turned around, folding her arms with a thoroughly victorious smile. "Who’s fierce now?"

Shi Kuang stared at her, utterly defeated. "...You."

"Who’s gentle?"

"You."

"Who’s old?"

Shi Kuang’s face twisted in agony. "...Me."

"Who’s getting another husband?"

Shi Kuang immediately lunged forward and wrapped his arms tightly around her waist, refusing to let go. "NO ONE!"

On the other hand, Su Qinglan had no idea she had just become the topic of someone else’s conversation. At that exact moment, she was kneeling on the soft grass, giving her handsome angel, An Mo, a wild new experience.

Lin Muyu was completely right about her...while Lin Muyu couldn’t even imagine such a thing existing, Su Qinglan certainly knew a few modern tricks!

An Mo was practically losing his mind. He had never known such a thrilling, mind-blowing sensation existed, and it was fucking addictive.

He couldn’t help rolling his hips slightly into her mouth, his eyes teary with sheer pleasure as he watched her swallow him whole, feeling his length tightening to its absolute limit.

However, his sweet, innocent nature somehow managed to hold onto a tiny shred of rationality.

"Lanlan, this... this is not good," An Mo gasped softly. Yet, despite his words, his hips continued to roll instinctively. "This isn’t where it’s supposed to go. It goes down there..."

Su Qinglan suddenly stopped and pulled back, completely speechless.

An Mo looked down at her with pure innocence. "Lanlan, how will you carry my cubs if you put them in your mouth?"

Su Qinglan rolled her eyes so hard she nearly saw her own brain. She genuinely wanted to bite him!

Before she could complain, An Mo grunted as his release came; reaching down, he pulled her straight up into his broad chest, snuggling her tightly in his arms.

He began gently rubbing her flat stomach, looking at her with deep, tender pity.

"Lanlan, I know you wanted to give me your all," An Mo murmured remorsefully. "It’s been months since we mated, but you still aren’t pregnant with my cubs. I know you’re worried about me..."

Su Qinglan stared at him, her mind screaming: WTF?! Who is worried?!

She wasn’t worried at all! If a cub came, she would give birth; if a cub didn’t come, what could she possibly do about it?

Yet here was this big, beautiful man acting so pitifully, gently stroking her belly as if she were breaking her heart over it.

An Mo smoothed her hair, his voice dripping with affection. "Lanlan, that felt amazing, but my female should never kneel in front of me like that."

Su Qinglan rolled her eyes again. He certainly hadn’t been this hesitant or polite earlier when he put her on all fours and pounded her from behind!

"Just take what I’m giving you," Su Qinglan huffed, leaning up to kiss his lips directly.

An Mo’s eyes widened as he tasted the faint saltiness on her lips, his heart swelling with overwhelming love.

Unable to hold back any longer, he wrapped his arms around her waist, and they both tumbled, laughing and jumbled together onto the grassy ground.

In truth, this was a very practical solution for them.

Their house was constantly packed with loud, running cubs and her other beast husbands. If she and An Mo wanted even a single moment of privacy for themselves, they had to sneak out into the quiet woods.

Just like many other females in the Beast World, Su Qinglan’s daily routine had somehow evolved into secretly sneaking away with a different beast husband every single day just to get a little peace and quiet!