Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off Chapter 806: Sister Qinglan’s Secret Fertility Lesson

Back at the Heavenly God Estate, before they departed, Su Qinglan took hold of Sheng Rulan’s soft hand.

Sheng Rulan had been so genuinely kind to her family, taking care of the cubs like her own and even giving Xiao Er a priceless divine fruit. Su Qinglan was not someone to accept such immense kindness without giving something back.

Knowing that Sheng Rulan loved children so deeply yet had no cubs of her own, Su Qinglan decided to quietly check her physical body and spiritual meridians using her healing abilities.

Looking at Sheng Rulan’s bright, smooth face, Su Qinglan had assumed the tiger female was quite young...perhaps eighteen or nineteen years old in human terms.

Curious, Su Qinglan casually asked about her age.

When Sheng Rulan innocently replied that she was already over six hundred years old, Su Qinglan’s jaw dropped straight to the floor!

Damn! Su Qinglan screamed in her head, completely stunned.

What kind of crazy world was this?! If not for the absurdly long lifespan of these high-tier beast clans, their races would have gone extinct centuries ago due to their ridiculously low birth rates!

The only reason they survived was their near-immortal longevity.

Su Qinglan had been treating Sheng Rulan like a little younger sister this whole time, but in reality, this "girl" was old enough to be her great-great-great-grandmother!

Su Qinglan was only twenty-one! Yet looking at each other, they really looked like peers. These high-tier beastmen truly have the secret to eternal youth, Su Qinglan marveled secretly.

Curbing her internal shock, Su Qinglan focused her energy and carefully scanned Sheng Rulan’s internal constitution.

It was a known reality in this beast world that the higher a beastman’s cultivation rank and bloodline nobility were, the harder it was to conceive a cub.

The heavenly laws naturally limited the reproduction of terrifyingly powerful clans like the Heavenly Flying Tigers.

However, Su Qinglan’s diagnosis revealed that Sheng Rulan’s issue wasn’t an incurable sterility... It was actually a minor spiritual disharmony!

Because her male mates possessed extremely fierce, aggressive tiger spiritual energy, their refined elemental qi was constantly clashing inside Sheng Rulan’s body during intimacy, creating an internal turmoil that prevented a seed from taking root.

Using her soft, warm spiritual energy, Su Qinglan gently circulated her power through Sheng Rulan’s meridians, instantly dissolving the chaotic blockage and restoring absolute harmony to her body!

Once the healing was complete, Su Qinglan leaned close to Sheng Rulan’s ear.

With a mischievous glint in her eyes, she whispered a few highly specific, practical "secret positions and techniques" to help align their spiritual energies during intimacy, ensuring a smooth conception.

The moment Sheng Rulan processed those scandalous, detailed instructions, her face flushed so violently red she looked like a ripe tomato!

Sheng Rulan covered her burning cheeks with both hands, looking at Su Qinglan with wide, curious eyes.

"S-Sister Qinglan... did you also use these... these exact methods to have so many cubs so quickly?"

COUGH—!

Su Qinglan almost choked on her own saliva! She burst into a fit of coughing, her face turning slightly red as she quickly smoothed down her robes.

"Ahem! Y-Yes, of course!" Su Qinglan declared with total confidence, patting Sheng Rulan’s shoulder like a wise grandmaster.

"This is your sister’s ultimate secret experience! Take my advice, practice it well with your mates, and you’ll definitely hold your own little tiger cub soon!"

Sheng Rulan stood in place, her cheeks still burning as she watched Su Qinglan smooth down her robes with a perfectly calm, expert expression.

Inside her mind, Sheng Rulan was completely shaken. She had already known that Su Qinglan was absurdly powerful...after all, the female had single-handedly flattened the arrogant Bao family!

But how could one single female possess everything?! She was terrifyingly strong, incredibly beautiful, a master baker, and now... a top-tier divine healer?

"Sister Qinglan," Sheng Rulan gasped, her eyes wide with uncontainable admiration as she held Su Qinglan’s hands tightly. "You... you even know high-level medicine?! How is that possible?"

Su Qinglan offered a modest, gentle smile, patting her hands comfortingly.

"A little bit, Rulan. I just happened to study some healing arts in the past. Your body was never broken; your elemental qi was simply clashing with your mates’ fierce tiger energy. Now that I’ve harmonized your meridians, the path is completely clear."

Sheng Rulan blinked, her face flushing red all over again as the scandalous "positions and techniques" Su Qinglan had whispered flashed through her mind.

"So... those methods you just told me..." Sheng Rulan stammered out, her voice dropping into a shy, breathless whisper. "If I truly do them with my beast husbands, will it really work?"

"Guaranteed," Su Qinglan replied smoothly without batting an eye, putting on the solemn expression of a wise master.

"The alignment of spiritual energy during those specific positions will allow your mates’ qi to soothe your body instead of fighting it. You just need to be a little more proactive!"

Sheng Rulan’s ears twitched rapidly. She had actually visited high-tier elder healers in the Upper Domain multiple times over the past few centuries, and every single one of them had insisted her body had zero physical issues.

Yet, despite everything, she had never managed to conceive a single cub.

Now hearing Su Qinglan’s explanation, it all made complete sense! Her male mates were always far too gentle and cautious with her during intimacy, fearing their violent tiger qi might hurt her.

They simply weren’t being nearly as proactive or dynamic as Sister Qinglan and her husbands!

"I understand now!" Sheng Rulan declared suddenly, her eyes shining with newfound determination and fiery hope. "It wasn’t that I couldn’t bear cubs...we were just doing it all wrong!"

Su Qinglan held back a smirk, nodding encouragingly. "Exactly. Go back and take the lead, Rulan."

"I will!" Sheng Rulan gripped Su Qinglan’s hands even tighter, her face practically glowing.

"Sister Qinglan, you don’t know how much this means to me. Once I try these methods and successfully have my own little ones, I’m going to teach all my tiger sisters back in the Heavenly Flying Tiger Clan as well!"

Su Qinglan raised an eyebrow, amused. "Oh? The whole clan?"

"Yes!" Sheng Rulan cheered, practically bouncing on her feet as a breathtaking vision filled her mind.

"Imagine it, Sister Qinglan! If all my sisters use your secret techniques, our clan estate will soon be overflowing with dozens of soft, fluffy little tiger cubs rolling around on the grass! Wouldn’t that be the most beautiful thing in the whole wide world?!"

Su Qinglan couldn’t help but laugh out loud at the image of an entire clan estate overrun by chubbier tiger cubs. "It certainly would be adorable. I’ll be waiting to hear the good news from you."

"Thank you so much, Sister Qinglan! You are truly our clan’s greatest benefactor!"

After giving Su Qinglan one last tight, grateful hug, Sheng Rulan practically floated toward the door with a bright, blushing smile, her mind completely occupied with how she was going to drag her unsuspecting tiger husbands into the bedchamber the moment they returned home.