Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off Chapter 798: Father Beast Needs Peace

Back in the garden, Xuan Long sat quietly beneath a large tree.

Or at least, he had been trying to sit quietly.

Unfortunately, peace was something that had completely abandoned him the moment Su Qinglan walked out of the estate gates.

"Father Beast, look!"

"Father Beast, did you see that?"

"Father Beast, I want another piece!"

"Father Beast, do you think Mommy will make cake tomorrow?"

"Father Beast!"

"Father Beast!"

"Father Beast!"

Xuan Long’s left eyelid twitched violently.

His ears were practically buzzing from the sheer volume of chaotic chirping. He slowly raised a hand, rubbing his temple with a long sigh that seemed to drain the energy right out of his soul.

"How can you little ones talk this much?" he asked, looking down at the circle of furry heads.

The cubs looked up at him with wide, innocent eyes. "What?"

Xuan Long stared back at them, genuinely baffled. Where on earth did they get so much energy?

They had already eaten a massive amount of cake. They had chased spiritual plant fairies all over the grass. They had run around the garden until the dust settled, and yet, somehow, their stamina was completely endless!

Xuan Long leaned his head back against the thick bark of the tree and looked up at the clear blue sky. "I think my ears are going to become completely deaf before you little ones grow up."

The cubs immediately burst into a chorus of high-pitched giggles!

"Father Beast is old!"

Xuan Long’s handsome, stoic expression instantly froze.

"...Who said that?"

In a split second, several tiny paws and chubby fingers immediately pointed at one another without a trace of loyalty!

"No, he said it!"

"It wasn’t me! Xiao Er said it!"

"He said Father Beast is an old snake!"

Xuan Long’s mouth twitched dangerously. He took a long, deep breath to steady his inner spiritual balance.

In his long life, he had faced countless terrifying high-tier beasts and fought through deadly ancient domains without flinching. He had never known fear.

But these eight cubs... they were truly terrifying.

Suddenly, he found himself missing the cold, silent solitude of his old cave in the deep mountains. At least fierce wild beasts didn’t keep shouting ’Father Beast!’ every three seconds!

As the cubs began wrestling on the soft grass near his boots, his thoughts naturally drifted toward his sweet, fragrant female.

"What is Lanlan doing right now?" Xuan Long wondered aloud, his deep voice softening. "Did she deliver the cakes to the others successfully?"

A tender, gentle smile appeared on his handsome face. He imagined her sitting peacefully beside the crystal-clear waters of the Sacred Pond, chatting warmly with Hu Yan and the rest while making sure everyone ate their fill. He pictured her bright, happy smile under the sun, her eyes shining as the four beastmen praised her cooking.

He sighed happily, his heart filling with pure warmth. "Lanlan must be enjoying herself."

...If only he knew the truth.

If Xuan Long had even the slightest inkling of the scandal currently taking place near the Sacred Pond...

where his sweet wife was currently pinned flat across a stone table, her breathless, scandalous cries echoing through the air as An Mo and the four ravenous, bare-chested beastmen took turns loving her into oblivion...

He would have abandoned these cubs in a heartbeat.

He would have transformed into his massive snake form and sprinted across the domain without looking back!

But unfortunately, poor Xuan Long knew absolutely nothing. He continued sitting beneath the shade of the ancient tree while the loud, chaotic cubs happily swarmed around him.

"Father Beast!"

His ears twitched.

"Father Beast!"

His eyelid twitched again.

"Father Beast! Xiao San bit my tail!"

His soul nearly left his physical body right then and there. He slowly raised both hands and covered his ears completely.

"Please..." he muttered in sheer defeat.

The cubs burst into another wave of delighted laughter, finding his helpless reaction to be the most entertaining game in the world.

Xuan Long stared at them helplessly, his dark eyes hollow. "I suddenly understand why your mother always looks so exhausted at the end of the day."

Xiao Yi proudly raised his little golden paw, puffing out his small chest. "Father Beast, Mommy loves us!"

Xuan Long let out a long, heavy sigh. "Yes, yes. Your mother loves you very much." He paused, looking down at his chaotic children with a desperate expression.

"But your Father Beast desperately needs peace."

The cubs blinked their big, round eyes at him, tilting their heads in unison. Then, after a few brief seconds of total silence...

"Father Beast!"

Xuan Long’s face went entirely blank.

He slowly turned his head, looking toward the distant mountain trail that led to the Sacred Pond.

"Lanlan..." His eyes filled with intense, heartbreaking longing as he whispered her name into the breeze. "Please come back soon."

If only he knew.

The person he was longing for was currently far, far away from thinking about returning to the garden.

Xuan Long had no idea that the real reason his wife hadn’t returned had absolutely nothing to do with baked cakes, and if he ever found out what An Mo and the others were doing to her right now, he would probably regret leaving her side for even a single second!

As the silver moon climbed high into the ink-black night sky, Xuan Long sat on the porch, his eyes narrowed as he stared into the dark distance.

Not a single soul had returned.

His ears twitched, catching the soft, rhythmic breathing coming from inside the bedchamber.

All eight cubs were finally sound asleep. After tucking them in and entrusting their care to the reliable Elder Cang, Xuan Long couldn’t sit still any longer.

Something is wrong, he thought, his heart tightening. Lanlan has been gone for hours.

Unfurling his massive snake aura, Xuan Long strode out of the garden gates and sped towards the mountain path toward the Sacred Pond.

He didn’t have to walk far before several tall figures emerged from the shadows of the forest trail.

Xuan Long stopped dead in his tracks. His eyes twitched violently.

There, sitting atop the back of a sleek, beautiful fox, was Su Qinglan. But what on earth was she wearing?!

She wasn’t wearing her usual silk robes. Instead, her entire body was wrapped in a flimsy outfit made of giant green plant leaves!

Before Xuan Long could even process her ridiculous attire, his nose twitched. The thick, unmistakable scent of heavy mating, mixed with the intense, lingering heat of five beastmen, hit his senses like a tidal wave.

His emerald eyes turned instantly pitch-black.

Su Qinglan sat on Rong Ye’s back, gritting her teeth in sheer embarrassment. She had never seen this wild, ravenous side of her beast husbands before!

After being thoroughly loved for hours, they had finally explained to her that their rapid cultivation breakthroughs had drastically amplified their primal mating instincts.

As fully mated beastmen, their bodies were literally oozing uncontrollable heat.

The moment she had stepped into that clearing, the dense, intoxicating aura had affected her too, driving her into a wild heat of her own.

She had eventually forgiven her four husbands for their wildness...after all, they had been suppressing it for a week just to avoid hurting her.