Wait, How Did My Digital Girlfriend Become a Sword Immortal? Chapter 868: Ah ha~ listen boy~

Chapter 868: Ah ha~ listen boy~

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Over Earth Star, the winds and clouds abruptly shifted.

In the turmoil high above the Nine Heavens, a power rivaling the laws of heaven and earth surged outward.

"Hmm?" Haotian Emperor squinted his eyes, gazing upward into the endless void.

His senses detected a force matching Earth Star's Heavenly Dao slowly amassing overhead before clashing against the planet's inherent laws.

Frightful energy ripples churned vast waves across the void, fiercely shaking the whole Nine Heavens.

"What's happening?!"

Feeling that bizarre ripple, the Immortals got shocked in an instant.

Earth Star's Heavenly Dao rules trembling was no trivial issue.

Their Immortal Power, immortal arts, and even their existence depended on Earth Star's Heavenly Dao rules.

Should those Heavenly Dao rules of Earth Star disappear, the very notion of existence for all beings, alive or dead, on Earth Star would vanish.

These Immortals would inevitably face annihilation too.

Luckily, the ripple wasn't intense and faded quickly without lingering.

Taishang Laojun remained seated cross-legged on the formation array, eyes shut, brow furrowed from sensing the ripple, yet he stayed put.

He kept pouring heaven and earth power to pin down Chen Huaian, the one who kept defying his command.

Chen Huaian, meanwhile...

[Host has selected Option Two! Top-grade spirit jade deducted!]

[Heaven and Earth suppression removal in progress! Host must strictly imitate the following actions!]

[Attention! Actions must be strictly executed! Any errors or refusal to execute may result in failure to remove suppression! Consequences are your own responsibility!]

A few casual, lively GIFs of human figures popped up in Chen Huaian's mind alongside the system alerts.

Chen Huaian eyed those ridiculously taunting stances and twitched his lip corner.

This was ridiculous...

To lift heaven and earth suppression, he had to strike poses?

Wasn't this just pouring oil on the flames, pushing the already enraged Taishang Laojun and Lingxiao Immortals over the edge?

But following the rule of you get what you pay for.

He decided to trust the Electronic Girlfriend System just this time.

After all, that blood-red warning screen showed the Electronic Girlfriend System was anxious too.

They rose or fell together.

So, right under the Lingxiao Immortals' stares and Taishang Laojun's Heavenly Eye, Chen Huaian abruptly spun around, puffed out his chest, jutted his hips back, and hit a seductive pose.

The instant they spotted this pose.

The Immortals stood stunned, and Taishang Laojun was equally stunned.

What was this supposed to signify?

Tempting the enemy into the trap?

For a second, they didn't even notice Chen Huaian moving freely inside Taishang Laojun's Great Formation!

At the same time, a tune started echoing in Chen Huaian's head.

[Ah-ha~ listen boy~]

[my first love story~]

[Oh-woo-oh, oh-woo-oh, oh-yeah~]

...:

Girls' Generation's "Gee" was the song, and Chen Huaian started grooving to its beat. His view showed a dance game screen; he simply followed the cues for each step.

Now an Immortal.

These steps were mere kid stuff?

Though he'd never danced, he nailed them sharper than pro idols.

Slowly, the tune swelled louder.

Blasting across the full span of the Nine Heavens!

Every Immortal gawked, slack-jawed, as Chen Huaian danced with wild fervor inside Taishang Laojun's Great Formation.

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At the same moment.

Cangyun Realm, Upper Realm.

The Giant Golden Eyeball blinked, like it had witnessed something blinding, then drifted lazily back to White Sword's side.

"How's the situation?" White Sword inquired.

The Giant Eyeball quivered before casting a projection right before White Sword's eyes.

There was a huge stage, seats below crammed with crowds, Chen Huaian dancing fiercely onstage. The woman who'd toyed with him on a yacht before now danced as his partner.

Frankly speaking.

Everyone danced pretty solidly.

Except...

This was a girly routine.

On Chen Huaian, paired with his intensely captivating face, it was overly striking.

White Sword scowled, waving his hand in disgust.

Telling the Giant Golden Eyeball to shift away and kill the projection.

"All of us stem from the Three Corpses, yet this Venerable One toiled lifelong to ascend realms. The middle corpse, despite scant awareness, worked diligently as a proper bridge. But this lower corpse...

Do mortal temptations grip him that fiercely?

Lame, pitiful!"

White Sword massaged his temples.

Right then, a flush of shame hit him.

The reunion of the Three Corpses. The mere idea of fusing with this inferior lower corpse stirred a wave of reluctance in him.

Yet, the scan from the Heavenly Dao's Eye had verified a single key fact.

— Affairs on Earth Star proceeded without issue.

Chen Huaian, at the very least, remained perfectly fine.

Regarding the Spiritual Energy surging back to empower the Origin Core and hasten the merger of the two realms, he pinned it on actions from Earth Star's Divine System. They had probably detected Cangyun Realm's incoming fusion already.

Maybe they too yearned for the swift merging of the two worlds.

This would let Earth Star's Immortals and deities seize Cangyun Realm's riches.

"Perhaps these Immortals and deities of Earth Star already see my Cangyun Realm as a dish on their plate?"

White Sword sneered coldly.

A horde of worthless trash.

Who ends up as whose meal? We shall see!

The most pressing matter at hand was assembling sufficient troops before the epic showdown.

With that in mind, he sent a direct transmission to Real Person Jade Compassion in the Lower Realm: "Stop wasting time with all these rules and regulations, just test their aptitude, strength, and mental state directly.

As long as their mental state and aptitude are sufficient, I will directly impart power to them, making them ascend!

If their aptitude isn't enough, then have them become Body Cultivators, at least they can become Quasi-Immortals!"

Real Person Jade Compassion, who had only just entered the mortal realm and hadn't reached the Ascension Platform, twitched at the corner of her mouth.

"Won't pulling up seedlings to help them grow like this be rather bad? Even if we make them Immortals, so what? They won't be able to display the strength an Immortal should have... Wouldn't it be better to be steadier, slower..."

"Too much talk." White Sword snorted coldly. "I naturally have a way. You just do as I say."

Real Person Jade Compassion fell silent.

Under someone else's roof, one must bow their head.

Though she deemed White Sword's approach dubious, she could only clench her teeth and proceed.

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