Urban Romantic Divine Doctor Chapter 1654 - 1651: Xu Wendong Gets Slapped

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Previously on Urban Romantic Divine Doctor...
Xu Wendong and Lin Yiren shared a tender morning, preparing breakfast and tending to each other. Afterward, they discussed their financial situation, with Lin Yiren revealing she sold Xu Wendong's car to fund her cultivation. Xu Wendong decided they needed to find a way to make money, starting with a haircut and shopping. At the mall, after buying clothes, Lin Yiren went into a lingerie store, leaving Xu Wendong to wait outside. As he waited, a striking woman emerged from the store, and Xu Wendong warned her of impending danger.

Upon hearing Xu Wendong’s words, the woman identified as Ye Qiu froze, taken aback by his abrupt statement.

As she regained her composure, a slight smirk played on her lips, tinged with disdain. "Oh, really? I just left the store perfectly fine, so how could there possibly be a disaster?"

"Are you attempting some trick to gain my attention?"

Her voice, though clear and melodious, carried a mocking, teasing undertone. Her gaze swept over Xu Wendong critically, a look of distaste evident.

Xu Wendong offered a smile. "You are indeed very beautiful, but I am not one to speak carelessly or invent mysteries for no reason."

"I perceive a faint trace of malevolent Qi gathering between your brows, an ominous sign. You might soon face an unforeseen event that jeopardizes your safety."

"If you doubt my words, feel free to dismiss them as mere ramblings."

His expression remained placid and earnest, his eyes meeting Ye Qiu’s without a hint of hesitation or frivolity.

He possessed an upright heart, and it was this very nature that compelled him to issue the warning.

Ye Qiu’s brow furrowed slightly. Despite her skepticism, Xu Wendong’s confident demeanor caused a flicker of doubt. "A disaster simply because you say so? Then perhaps you could elaborate on the nature of this impending misfortune?"

Her tone retained a stubborn edge, yet a subtle curiosity was beginning to surface in her eyes.

Xu Wendong gave a slight shake of his head. "The circumstances are rather intricate."

"It could stem from the entanglements with those around you, or perhaps from the perils inherent in the places you intend to venture."

"However, by taking proactive measures, you might very well avert this calamity."

Ye Qiu let out a cold laugh. "Your pronouncements are so vague; how am I expected to believe you? It sounds to me like you're just a charlatan looking for an opportunity to con someone!"

Xu Wendong sighed softly. "Whether you choose to believe me or not is entirely up to you."

"I seek nothing from you; I simply cannot bear to witness your misfortune."

"If you are amenable, I can employ a minor technique to mitigate some of your impending bad luck, but it requires your sincere cooperation."

Ye Qiu scrutinized Xu Wendong from head to toe. He didn't exhibit the typical mannerisms of common swindlers; his eyes held a deep, composed gaze that was difficult to articulate.

Still, she found it hard to accept that a stranger could confidently declare she was facing a disaster.

While numerous powerful cultivators possessed the ability to foresee fortunes through physiognomy, Xu Wendong appeared remarkably young, seemingly no older than twenty.

How could his pronouncements possibly be credible?

Despite her lingering doubts, Ye Qiu inquired, "So, how do you intend to resolve this? Don't tell me you'll demand money to ward off the disaster?"

Her words were laced with suspicion, her guarded gaze fixing on Xu Wendong like a piercing arrow, as if attempting to see through his intentions.

Xu Wendong maintained a slight smile, speaking at an unhurried pace. "There is no need for you to spend any money. All that is required is for me to use my blood to draw a protective rune upon you, and it shall dispel your misfortune!"

Upon hearing this, Ye Qiu’s eyebrows knitted slightly, a subtle flicker of shame and hesitation crossing her features. She asked, "Does it have to be drawn on a private area?"

"That would ensure the utmost security," Xu Wendong replied with a continuing smile. In reality, he believed the effectiveness would be consistent regardless of the location, even on the face.

However, inscribing it on the face might detract from her appearance and could easily be removed during daily grooming. In contrast, a private location would offer greater discretion and permanence.

At that very moment, the atmosphere abruptly shifted.

Slap!

A sharp, resounding slap echoed through the air, akin to thunder cracking in the tranquil surroundings.

The blow struck with such unexpected force that Xu Wendong was utterly stunned.

He remained motionless for a moment until the stinging sensation on his face jolted him back to awareness. His heart ached with indignation as he spoke furiously, "Do you have some sort of severe psychological problem?"

Ye Qiu let out a cold snort, her eyes blazing with anger and disdain. She glared at Xu Wendong and declared, "You're the one with the problem. I initially assumed you were trying to scam me out of money, but I never expected you to attempt seduction. Do you truly think I'd fall for such absurdities?"

"I can see clear as day that you're just trying to take advantage of me!"

"This is utterly outrageous! Let's just forget this entire exchange ever happened. Your fate is of no concern to me whatsoever!" Xu Wendong grumbled.

His intention had been purely benevolent, offering assistance, yet he was met with a complete misinterpretation of his good intentions, perceived instead as malice.

Ye Qiu emitted one final, disdainful snort, pointedly ignoring Xu Wendong as she stormed away in her high heels, her voluptuous figure swaying as she departed.

Meanwhile.

Lin Yiren emerged from the lingerie boutique, an elegant shopping bag clutched in her hand.

Having overheard the argument just moments before and noticing the faint red slap mark on Xu Wendong’s cheek, she inquired with evident concern, "What happened, Wendong?"

Still feeling agitated, Xu Wendong proceeded to recount the entire incident to Lin Yiren.

Lin Yiren listened attentively. When he concluded, a subtle, bitter smile graced her lips. A mix of helplessness and understanding colored her gentle response, "While your intentions were commendable, your method of expression was far too vague."

"Had you clearly explained from the outset that the rune could be drawn on her face or her arm, she would never have mistaken you for a pervert, nor would she have struck you so unexpectedly."

"But never mind her! Just continue doing good deeds regardless of the outcome!" Xu Wendong took a deep breath, exhaling a long sigh before his gaze drifted to the shopping bag Lin Yiren carried. A flicker of curiosity entered his eyes as he asked, "Sis, what kind of lingerie did you purchase?"

At this question, Lin Yiren's cheeks instantly flushed a vibrant red, mirroring the twilight sky, a bashful blush spreading as she shyly replied, "You'll find out tonight!"

Gazing upon his alluring sister-in-law, Xu Wendong felt his throat grow dry. He swallowed instinctively, his anticipation for the evening building, wishing time would accelerate its passage like a swift arrow.

This way, he could discover the chosen lingerie much sooner!

"Let's head to Antique Street to acquire some talisman papers first!"

Seeking to diffuse the increasingly ambiguous and enticing atmosphere, Xu Wendong initiated a shift in conversation.

Currently without funds and with his sister-in-law's remaining money dwindling, he felt an urgent need to craft talisman papers for sale, thereby earning some silver coins to provision the family for future necessities.

Subsequently, they boarded a bus destined for Qingyuan City's Antique Street.

In stark contrast to twenty years prior, the locale had undergone a profound transformation.

The present-day Antique Street boasted a magnificent scale, with shops lining both sides and a vibrant throng of people filling the space with activity.

The merchandise available was no longer restricted to traditional antiques and paintings; numerous valuable commodities sought by cultivators, such as herbs, minerals, and pill recipes, had been incorporated, establishing it as a flourishing marketplace that seamlessly integrated both antiquities and cultivation resources.

Just as Xu Wendong and Lin Yiren stepped into a shop specializing in talisman papers, a tall and strikingly beautiful figure caught his attention, prompting a frown. He wondered why she too was present.