Steam Era: The Lord of 'Puluo' Chapter 1249 600: Heavenly Union Technique (This Chapter Is High-Energy)

"First, you must stay in the village for three days. During these three days, you must walk around the village."

Li Banfeng nodded and said, "I promise this."

"Second thing, you must join my Taoist Sect."

Li Banfeng shook his head and said, "This is difficult for me. You can see that I'm not crazy at all, so joining the Crazy Cultivation Sect isn't suitable. I can't cultivate."

"You're not crazy?" Ah Yi sneered.

"Not crazy!" Li Banfeng said, patting his conscience.

"Don't lie to me."

"What am I lying about?"

Ah Yi glanced at Li Banfeng's feet: "He says he's not crazy, do you believe him?"

The shadow at his feet stood up and shook its head: "I don't believe it."

Ah Yi continued to stare at Li Banfeng's feet: "I want him to join my Taoist Sect, do you think it's appropriate?"

Another shadow stood up from the ground: "There's hardly a more suitable person than this, he's unwilling but I am!"

Li Banfeng collected the shadow, but more shadows emerged from behind:

"Village chief, take me instead, I'm much stronger than he is."

"Village chief, I'm crazier than any of them."

"Village chief, this kid doesn't appreciate what's good for him, don't bother with him, I'm sticking with you!"

Li Banfeng managed to gather the shadows back with some effort, but Ah Yi still seemed unsatisfied, calling over Li Banfeng's shoulder: "That brother over there, I think you're the most handsome, let's have another chat?"

"No chat!" Li Banfeng waved his hand, "I agree to join your Taoist Sect."

If he didn't agree, Li Banfeng wasn't sure what might happen next.

Ah Yi placed an incense burner on the altar, burned some yellow paper, and said to Li Banfeng: "From now on, you're part of my Taoist Sect, and I'm your master."

"Great! You're my master now!" Li Banfeng readily agreed, as long as it's logically required, Li Banfeng was willing to accept.

Ah Yi took some incense candles: "Come, let's form a pact of brotherhood first."

Two shadows emerged from behind Li Banfeng, one chuckling and the other sobbing.

Once again, logic showed signs of breaking.

"Don't you think forming a brotherhood pact and acknowledging a master are two different things?"

Ah Yi looked at Li Banfeng and said, "What's the problem with that? In your Foolish Cultivation Sect, aren't you calling each other brother instead of master anyway?"

That's reasonable!

Each sect has its rules, each has its logic, it's no big deal. Li Banfeng retrieved the shadows.

Li Banfeng said, "How do we form the pact?"

"Tell me your name first."

"My name is Li Qi!"

"My name is Yihulu Huapiao!"

A shadow emerged again.

Li Banfeng and the shadow both looked at Ah Yi: "Names can be this long?"

Ah Yi snorted and said, "You don't like long names? What do my name, have to do with you?"

Li Banfeng collected the shadow, and Ah Yi wrote a prayer, and together they recited: "From today onward, Yihulu Huapiao and Li Qi are sworn siblings, sharing fortunes and hardships, bitter and sweet moments together, never to change in this life!"

After the brotherhood pact, Li Banfeng seriously bowed to Ah Yi: "Sister!"

Ah Yi seriously returned the bow: "Brother!"

Li Banfeng thought for a moment: "Is it appropriate to call like this?"

Ah Yi puffed her chest: "You show me an inch, I'll give you a yard."

The two stared at each other for a while, and shadows began to appear one after another behind Li Banfeng.

He kept reminding himself to stay calm, but in front of Ah Yi, he just couldn't manage it.

Ah Yi looked at Li Banfeng and said: "You are now part of my Taoist Sect, but there's one thing you don't meet.

"What don't I meet?"

"Your appearance doesn't meet the criteria, you don't look good."

Li Banfeng raised an eyebrow: "That's quite subjective."

"Let me doll you up a bit." Ah Yi pulled out some rouge.

Li Banfeng pushed the rouge away: "Men don't use that!"

"My wife uses it all the time."

"I'm not your wife."

"Brother, are you defying your sister now? Think carefully, is it sister first, or brother first?"

"Not thinking!" Li Banfeng couldn't think about anything right now; if he did, his mind would collapse.

Just some rouge, let her apply it, Li Banfeng thought and gave in.

Ah Yi took a puff and applied some powder to Li Banfeng's face.

Li Banfeng let out a cry of pain and rolled on the ground in agony.

"What powder is this?"

"It's the entry-level medicine powder!"

"Why apply it to my face?"

"Weren't we going to doll you up?"

Luckily, as a home cultivator, Li Banfeng's physique was good enough, and the pain subsided after a few minutes. Rubbing his face, Li Banfeng asked: "Your sect has entry-level medicine powder?"

Ah Yi snorted: "What do you mean your sect? This is our sect, we Crazy Cultivation Sect are a legitimate sect, even the peddler acknowledges us, and this medicine powder was even made personally by him,

because I'm not in Puluo State, he specially left a portion for me to manage myself."

Manage myself?

The peddler is extremely strict about controlling the medicine powder, such precedence has never been heard before.

Li Banfeng didn't believe: "The peddler really acknowledged the Crazy Cultivation Sect? The conditions for establishing a new Taoist Sect are quite stringent!"

Ah Yi earnestly nodded: "It was stringent, at first, he didn't agree, but then I began following him around daily,

when he did business, I joined him, when he fought, I fought alongside him, when he slept with his sweetheart, I also joined."

Li Banfeng blinked and asked: "Where did you sleep?"

Ah Yi chuckled: "I'm not picky, top or bottom, I'm fine, and middle works too."

"And then?"

"Later, he insisted on driving me away, but I let him beat and curse me, refusing to leave,

until one day, the peddler was extremely happy, smiling at everyone he saw,

he said he recognized my sect and even made medicine powder for me on the spot,

seeing his delighted look, quite gifted in Taoist Sect, I asked him if he wanted to be my disciple."

Li Banfeng was shocked: "Did he agree?"

Ah Yi raised an eyebrow: "He told me to take the medicine powder and get lost, sadly that good peddler, missed this great opportunity."

PS: She's ambitious, wanting to take the peddler as a disciple!

But Banfeng joined four Taoist Sects, isn't he afraid of cultivation backlash?