Solo Farming In The Tower Chapter 830 103: Crisis of Christmas Gifts (1) / 827
TL: Hanguk
Dawn at the Kindergarten of Destruction.
(Pip-pip. Chocolate is sweet~ My love is sweet too~)
Paespaes sat on Sejun's right shoulder and sang softly.
"Hmm hmm hmm."
Sejun hummed along to Paespaes's song as he carved a chocolate sculpture of himself.
Hehehe. Park Sejun, this guy is really handsome.
While complimenting himself.
Sejun was making decorations to place on the Christmas cake.
Gororong.
Kyurorong.
Taecho and Iona were sound asleep on Sejun's lap,
Kuehehehe…
Kihihit…
Cuengi and Blackie had their backs stuck firmly to Sejun's back and were having pleasant dreams.
Kuuuuh.
Taecho snored quietly like Sejun.
A few hours later.
(Pip-pip. Sejun-nim, I'll go to sleep now.)
"Okay. Thanks for singing."
(Behehe. Singing with Sejun-nim is my happiness.)
Paespaes fell asleep.
"Puhuhut. Chairman Park, good morning, meow!"
"Kyoot Kyoot Kyoot. Sejun-nim, Theo-nim, good morning."
Kueng!
[Dad, did you sleep well!]
"Dad, Taecho is awake!"
As if changing shifts, Theo and the others woke up.
Kking! Kking!
[My extremely-delicious roasted and dried sweet potatoes! I'm sure the butler gave me 1000!]
Blackie, still half-asleep, was searching for the roasted and dried sweet potatoes he got from Sejun in his dream.
"Hehehe. Blackie, wake up."
Sejun patted Blackie's bottom to wake him up and put him in the sling bag.
"Let's go."
He headed to the kitchen with the group.
"Sejun, you're up?"
On the way to the kitchen, they ran into Aileen coming out of her room.
"Yeah. Aileen, did you sleep well?"
"Yep! I had a super sweet sleep."
Aileen, clearly in a good mood from sleeping well, answered brightly with a big smile.
Krrr. My girlfriend is pretty.
Sejun looked at Aileen fondly and went to the kitchen with her.
"Should we have some spicy cabbage soup today?"
Sejun started the rice and washed cabbage, tearing the leaves one by one and putting them in boiling water.
"Sejun, leave the fried eggs to me!"
Crack.
Ssszzzz.
With confidence in her voice, Aileen cracked an Egg Fruit and began making fried eggs. Since the heat was set low, there was no chance of burning them.
Instead, a super large fried egg was finished, cooked stiff as all the moisture evaporated.
"If there's no sausage, Tongtong will be sad, right?"
Sejun grilled sausages too.
"Let's stir-fry potatoes as well. Vice Chairman Theo, please julienne the potatoes."
He also made stir-fried potatoes.
"Puhuhut. Leave it to me, Vice Chairman Theo, the friend of the great hybrid Chairman Park, meow!"
Snap!
"Meow!"
At Sejun's request, Theo pulled out his dragon claws and started slicing the potatoes into thin strips.
"We also need to prepare snacks for later. Cuengi, can you peel some chestnuts?"
Kuehehehe. Kueng! Kueng!
[Hehehe. Got it! That's one good deed done by Cuengi!]
While Cuengi was diligently peeling chestnuts to make roasted chestnuts,
Kking!
[Butler! Great Blackie wants work too!]
Blackie wagged his tail vigorously and urged Sejun.
"Blackie, wake up the kids in a bit."
Kihihit. Kking!
[Hehe. I want to wake them up now!]
I'll accumulate good deeds quickly!
"Hey! Wai-…."
Ignoring Sejun's words, Blackie dashed off and started waking the kids.
"Waaaah~"
Cries from kids woken up too early began to echo.
Kihihit. Kking!
[Hehe. Butler! I woke them all up!]
Blackie came back proudly after making the kids cry.
"PARK! BLACKIE!"
Grab.
Kking~!
[Butler! I'm sorry~!]
In the end, Sejun grabbed Blackie by the cheek and made him dangle.
"Kids, let's lie down a little longer before getting up."
"Sniff. Okay…."
Sejun calmed the kids and laid them back down, then went to the kitchen to finish preparing breakfast.
And then.
"Kids, let's eat!"
When he called the children of destruction,
"Yes!"
104.28.193.250
The children, who had been waiting longingly under the blankets for Sejun's call, came running with a flurry of footsteps.
"Let's eat breakfast and make snowmen after."
When Sejun spoke to Taecho and the children of destruction who were eating breakfast,
"Snowman?"
"What's that?"
Taecho and the children asked, their eyes wide.
"A snowman is…"
"Puhuhut. I, Vice Chairman Theo, friend of Chairman Park, will explain, meow! A snowman is when you make a huge ball out of that white snow and combine them…"
As Theo intercepted Sejun's explanation and began his own,
Kkuiiik-!
A strangled cry from Uren came from the sky.
It had been quiet for a while…
Since Sejun was already thinking it was about time for him to come once, he looked at the falling Uren with an indifferent expression.
Thud!
Of all places, Uren fell where the snow was thinnest.
'As expected of the king of misfortune.'
While Sejun marveled at Uren's bad luck,
Piyo!
[Uren-nim! I told you not to cause trouble!]
Kkaung!
Nyongnyong!
Bbokbbok!
Jjaekjjaek!
Piyot and the guardians came down from the sky, scolding Uren. After dealing with Uren for so long, the guardians had finally started to scold him too.
Piyo!
[Sejun-nim! Theo-nim! Hello!]
Piyot greeted Sejun and Theo.
At that moment,
Rumble.
Three gigantic snowmen appeared from the sky.
"Huh?! Those are?!"
How are they moving?!
[Super-Giant Chairman Park]
[Cuengi's Dad Park Sejun]
[My Love Theo-nim♡]
Sejun spotted the words written on the snowmen's bodies and was taken aback. They were the snowmen made on the 89th floor of the Black Tower during his vacation with Flamie.
Thud! Thud! Thud!
When the three gigantic snowmen landed,
"Puhuhut. Super-Giant Chairman Park Snowman, it's been a while, meow! But what's the matter?!"
Theo asked the Super-Giant Chairman Park Snowman. To Theo, it was only natural that the snowman moved and spoke. Why? Because he had poured all his heart into making it while thinking of Sejun.
A short while later.
"Meow?! Really, meow?!"
Theo was able to hear the full story from the Super-Giant Chairman Park Snowman.
"Why? Did Uren do something wrong?"
"Uren peed on Super-Giant Chairman Park's butt, so the snowman got angry and Uren ran away through a strange hole, and they chased him all the way here, meow!"
"Huh?"
After hearing Theo's words, Sejun went around to the back of the Super-Giant Chairman Park,
"It's true."
And saw the yellow pee stain.
Uren, desperate to use the bathroom, had mistaken it for a wall and relieved himself, only it was the Super-Giant Chairman Park's butt. Truly, Uren's misfortune was unrivaled.
"It's okay. I'll fix this."
Sejun took out a shovel, dug out the yellowed part, and packed clean snow tightly in its place.
"Let's change the decorations too."
He replaced the buttons on the eyes and belly with SSS-grade round shields, and the nose and arms with an SSS-grade sword and spear.
"Guys, take care! I'll come visit later!"
With Sejun's after-service completed, the Super-Giant Chairman Park and his snowman companions left satisfied.
"Dad, Taecho wants to make a super big snowman too!"
"Teecher-nim, Mulmul wants to make a giant snowman too!"
"Kkangkkang too!"
Taecho and the Destruction kids, who had been watching the snowmen from the 89th floor of the Black Tower, sparkled with eager eyes, saying they wanted to build giant snowmen too.
"Puhuhut. Cat Class, gather, meow! The great hybrid Chairman Park's friend, I, Snowman Master Vice Chairman Theo, will teach you how to build a Super-Giant Chairman Park Snowman, meow!"
Kuehehehe. Kueng!
[Hehehehe. Bear Class, gather! Teacher Cuengi will show you how to make snowmen!]
Kihihit. Kking! Kking!
[Hehe. Puppy Class, gather! Great Blackie will teach you the easy way to make snowmen! First, go to a high place!]
The teachers of the Kindergarten of Destruction began teaching the kids how to build snowmen.
"Hey! Park Blackie! Why are you taking the kids to the roof?! Get down here right now!"
Kking! Kking!
[Let go of me! You have to roll snowmen from high up, I'm telling you!]
Blackie was grabbed by the scruff and forcibly brought down by Sejun.
Meanwhile,
Kkaung!
[Now's my chance!]
Baektang aimed for Sejun's lap, but
"Puhuhut. No way, meow!"
Thud!
Theo threw a snowball that hit Baektang, knocking him out. Once again, Baektang failed to claim Sejun's lap.
After spending the whole morning building snowmen, following lunch,
Piyo!
[Sejun-nim! Theo-nim! Goodbye!]
"Uhehehehe. We'll come again!"
Kkaung…
Piyot's party departed for the Black Tower.
And in the afternoon, while playing and building an igloo, night had fallen before they knew it.
"Kids, it's time to sleep now."
"Teacher, sing us a lullaby!"
"Alright."
"Sleep well, my little children of destruction~"
Thus, another day at the Kindergarten of Destruction came to a peaceful close.
"Let's lie down too."
"Puhuhut. Sounds good, meow!"
As soon as Sejun, having put the children of destruction to bed, lay down with the group,
Kuuuuh.
Gororong.
Kyurorong.
Kurorong.
…
..
.
He fell asleep, and
"Guys, I'm sorry."
"Sorry."
"Sorry."
They helped Taecho and the Blackie Family apologize.
"Here, eat this and cheer up."
Sejun was handing out food to console the souls, when
"Huh?!"
He spotted a soul of a hero emanating a gloomy aura. The last one remaining.
"My parents' enemy, Zanere… I can't forgive him…"
The soul muttered to himself, as if not wanting to forget his grudge.
"Eok-Samchiri, send him to the Heroes' Rest."
Sejun sent the soul of the hero, who couldn't let go of his grudge, to the Hero's Rest, then took out a new piece of <World's Energy> and began soothing the next batch of souls.
***
Christmas D-5
"Today's snack is roasted chestnuts."
"Dad, what's roasted chestnuts?"
"Hehehe. Roasted chestnuts are cooked chestnuts. Cuengi, come forward."
Kueng!
At Sejun's words, Cuengi stepped forward and began roasting the chestnuts.
With telekinesis and fire abilities.
Cuengi was perfectly suited for roasting chestnuts.
Using fire to cook the chestnuts, and telekinesis to move them so they didn't burn, Cuengi began roasting.
After a short time.
Crack. Crack.
The chestnuts burst open as their shells split.
Kueng!
[Dad, they're all done!]
Just like that, Cuengi had roasted an entire sack of chestnuts in no time.
"Hehehe. Well done."
As Sejun praised Cuengi,
Kihihit. Kking!
[Hehe. Great Blackie will show you how to peel roasted chestnuts!]
Pak. Pak.
Blackie confidently declared as he rolled and pressed the chestnuts with his front paws,
Like that would work?
They just got crushed.
However, it seemed that was exactly Blackie's intention.
Kihihit. Kking?! Kking!
[Hehe. See?! This is how you eat them!]
Blackie proudly barked as he ate the small broken chestnut pieces.
Meanwhile.
"Here. If it's hard to peel, you can eat these."
Sejun quickly peeled chestnuts and placed a bowl full of them in front of the kids.
Kking! Kking!
[Move! Great Blackie is eating first!]
Blackie rushed in and started munching greedily.
And then.
Gak? Gak. Gak.
The dry roasted chestnut got stuck in Blackie's throat.
"Geez. You big dummy. Here, spit it out."
Gak! Gak!
Sejun calmly performed the Heimlich maneuver on Blackie, pressing on his belly to make him spit it out. A barely-chewed roasted chestnut rolled out of Blackie's mouth.
"…No roasted and dried sweet potatoes for you for 3 days."
Kking?!
"Here. Eat it with milk."
Sejun gave Blackie and the kids a glass of milk each and put a roasted chestnut into his own mouth.
"Mmm. Sweet."
The outside had the right firmness, and with a light press from his teeth, the chestnut broke open, releasing the moist inner part that chewed down softly.
Just as Sejun was enjoying the roasted chestnuts.
"Puhuhut. Great hybrid Chairman Park, Super Mini Chairman Park No. 7 says he has something to tell you meow!"
Theo called out to Sejun.
Super Mini Chairman Park No. 7?
"Alright."
Sejun closed his eyes and entered Theo's mental world, and.
"What?! Santa Sejun said he couldn't prepare gifts for our kids?!"
He heard the shocking news.
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