Solo Farming In The Tower Chapter 830 103: Crisis of Christmas Gifts (1) / 827
Previously on Solo Farming In The Tower...
TL: Hanguk
Dawn broke at the Kindergarten of Destruction.
(Pip-pip. Chocolate tastes sweet~ My love is sweet as well~)
Paespaes perched on Sejun's right shoulder, singing in a soft voice.
"Hmm hmm hmm."
Sejun joined in humming Paespaes's tune while he sculpted a chocolate figure of himself.
Hehehe. Park Sejun, you're quite the looker.
As he praised his own appearance.
Sejun crafted ornaments to adorn the Christmas cake.
Gororong.
Kyurorong.
Taecho and Iona slumbered deeply on Sejun's lap,
Kuehehehe…
Kihihit…
Cuengi and Blackie pressed their backs snugly against Sejun's and dreamed sweetly.
Kuuuuh.
Taecho let out a soft snore, much like Sejun.
Several hours passed.
(Pip-pip. Sejun-nim, I'm heading to sleep now.)
"Sure. Thanks for the song."
(Behehe. Sharing songs with Sejun-nim brings me joy.)
Paespaes drifted off to sleep.
"Puhuhut. Chairman Park, good morning, meow!"
"Kyoot Kyoot Kyoot. Sejun-nim, Theo-nim, good morning."
Kueng!
[Dad, did you rest well!]
"Dad, Taecho is up!"
Like a shift change, Theo and the rest stirred awake.
Kking! Kking!
[My super-tasty roasted and dried sweet potatoes! The butler must've given me 1000!]
Blackie, groggy and half-dreaming, rummaged for the roasted and dried sweet potatoes received from Sejun.
"Hehehe. Blackie, time to wake up."
Sejun gently patted Blackie's rear to rouse him and slipped him into the sling bag.
"Time to move."
The group made their way to the kitchen.
"Sejun, you're awake?"
En route to the kitchen, they encountered Aileen emerging from her room.
"Yes. Aileen, sleep well?"
"Yep! I slept so sweetly."
Aileen, evidently cheerful from a restful night, replied with a wide grin.
Krrr. My girlfriend looks lovely.
Sejun gazed at Aileen affectionately and continued to the kitchen together.
"How about spicy cabbage soup for today?"
Sejun started cooking rice and rinsed cabbage, separating the leaves and adding them to simmering water.
"Sejun, I'll handle the fried eggs!"
Crack.
Ssszzzz.
Aileen spoke with assurance, cracking an Egg Fruit to prepare fried eggs. With the low heat, burning wasn't a risk.
Instead, an enormous fried egg emerged, hardened completely as all liquid vanished.
"Without sausage, Tongtong would feel down, wouldn't he?"
Sejun also grilled some sausages.
"Potatoes stir-fried sound good too. Vice Chairman Theo, julienne the potatoes please."
He prepared stir-fried potatoes as well.
"Puhuhut. Count on me, Vice Chairman Theo, loyal companion to the mighty hybrid Chairman Park, meow!"
Snap!
"Meow!"
Upon Sejun's command, Theo extended his dragon claws and began cutting the potatoes into fine strips.
"We ought to ready some treats for later. Cuengi, mind peeling a few chestnuts?"
Kuehehehe. Kueng! Kueng!
[Hehehe. Understood! Cuengi has completed one good deed!]
While Cuengi busily shelled chestnuts for roasting,
Kking!
[Butler! Great Blackie desires a task too!]
Blackie wagged his tail energetically, pressing Sejun for assignment.
"Blackie, rouse the kids shortly."
Kihihit. Kking!
[Hehe. I'd like to do it immediately!]
I'll rack up merits fast!
"Hold on! Wait-…."
Disregarding Sejun's protest, Blackie bolted away to awaken the children.
"Waaaah~"
Wails from the prematurely roused kids echoed around.
Kihihit. Kking!
[Hehe. Butler! I've awakened them all!]
Blackie returned boastfully, having upset the youngsters.
"PARK! BLACKIE!"
Grab.
Kking~!
[Butler! Forgive me~!]
Ultimately, Sejun seized Blackie by the cheek, leaving him suspended.
"Children, rest a bit more before rising."
"Sniff. Alright…."
Sejun soothed the kids and settled them back, then returned to the kitchen to complete breakfast prep.
And so.
"Kids, meal time!"
When he summoned the children of destruction,
"Yes!"
104.28.193.250
The eager children, huddled expectantly beneath blankets, rushed over amid pattering feet.
"After breakfast, we'll craft snowmen."
Sejun addressed Taecho and the destruction children during their meal,
"Snowman?"
"What's that?"
Taecho and the kids inquired, eyes widened in curiosity.
"A snowman is…"
"Puhuhut. Allow me, Vice Chairman Theo, ally of Chairman Park, to describe it, meow! A snowman involves rolling large spheres from white snow and stacking them…"
As Theo cut in on Sejun's words and launched into his explanation,
Kkuiiik-!
A choked yelp from Uren sounded from above.
It had been serene for some time…
Since Sejun anticipated his arrival around now, he regarded the descending Uren with a neutral face.
Thud!
Uren landed precisely where snow was scarcest.
'Truly the monarch of ill fortune.'
As Sejun admired Uren's misfortune,
Piyo!
[Uren-nim! I warned you against mischief!]
Kkaung!
Nyongnyong!
Bbokbbok!
Jjaekjjaek!
Piyot and the guardians descended from the heavens, reprimanding Uren. After prolonged dealings, the guardians had begun chiding him as well.
Piyo!
[Sejun-nim! Theo-nim! Greetings!]
Piyot offered hellos to Sejun and Theo.
At that instant,
Rumble.
Three massive snowmen emerged from the sky.
"What?! Those things?!"
How do they animate?!
[Super-Giant Chairman Park]
[Cuengi's Dad Park Sejun]
[My Love Theo-nim♡]
Sejun noticed the inscriptions on the snowmen's forms and felt stunned. These were the snowmen constructed on the 89th floor of the Black Tower amid his getaway with Flamie.
Thud! Thud! Thud!
Upon the trio of colossal snowmen's arrival,
"Puhuhut. Super-Giant Chairman Park Snowman, long time no see, meow! But what's the issue?!"
Theo questioned the Super-Giant Chairman Park Snowman. To Theo, their mobility and speech seemed obvious. Why? He had invested his full passion crafting it, envisioning Sejun.
Moments later.
"Meow?! Is that so, meow?!"
Theo learned the complete tale from the Super-Giant Chairman Park Snowman.
"Why? Did Uren misbehave?"
"Uren urinated on Super-Giant Chairman Park's rear, enraging the snowman, so Uren fled via an odd portal, and they pursued him here, meow!"
"Huh?"
Following Theo's account, Sejun circled behind the Super-Giant Chairman Park,
"Indeed."
And observed the yellowish urine mark.
In dire need of relief, Uren had mistaken it for a barrier and done his business, but it belonged to the Super-Giant Chairman Park's backside. Uren's bad luck stood unparalleled.
"No problem. I'll mend it."
Sejun fetched a shovel, excavated the tainted section, and filled it compactly with fresh snow.
"Time to update the ornaments."
He swapped the eye and belly buttons with SSS-grade round shields, and the nose and limbs with an SSS-grade sword and spear.
"Everyone, farewell! I'll drop by soon!"
With Sejun's repair work done, the Super-Giant Chairman Park and fellow snowmen departed contentedly.
"Dad, Taecho desires a massive snowman too!"
"Teecher-nim, Mulmul yearns for a huge snowman as well!"
"Kkangkkang too!"
Taecho and the destruction youngsters, mesmerized by the 89th floor Black Tower snowmen, gleamed with excitement, declaring their wish for grand snowmen.
"Puhuhut. Cat Class, assemble, meow! Your instructor, Vice Chairman Theo, pal of the illustrious hybrid Chairman Park and Snowman Expert, shall guide you in creating a Super-Giant Chairman Park Snowman, meow!"
Kuehehehe. Kueng!
[Hehehehe. Bear Class, assemble! Teacher Cuengi demonstrates snowman building!]
Kihihit. Kking! Kking!
[Hehe. Puppy Class, assemble! Great Blackie instructs the simplest snowman method! Start by climbing high!]
The educators at the Kindergarten of Destruction commenced lessons on snowman construction for the kids.
"Stop! Park Blackie! Why lead the children to the rooftop?! Come down immediately!"
Kking! Kking!
[Release me! Snowmen roll best from heights, trust me!]
Sejun nabbed Blackie by the nape and hauled him back down.
In the meantime,
Kkaung!
[Opportunity strikes!]
Baektang targeted Sejun's lap, yet
"Puhuhut. Not happening, meow!"
Thud!
Theo hurled a snowball striking Baektang, sending him tumbling. Baektang's bid for Sejun's lap failed once more.
Having devoted the morning to snowman assembly, post-lunch,
Piyo!
[Sejun-nim! Theo-nim! Farewell!]
"Uhehehehe. Until next time!"
Kkaung…
Piyot's group set off toward the Black Tower.
And come afternoon, amid games and igloo construction, evening arrived unnoticed.
"Children, bedtime now."
"Teacher, sing a lullaby please!"
"Of course."
"Rest well, my dear children of destruction~"
In this manner, a serene day at the Kindergarten of Destruction concluded.
"Let's rest too."
"Puhuhut. Excellent idea, meow!"
As Sejun settled with the group after tucking in the destruction children,
Kuuuuh.
Gororong.
Kyurorong.
Kurorong.
…
..
.
Sleep overtook him, and
"Everyone, apologies."
"Sorry."
"Sorry."
The group assisted Taecho and the Blackie Family in making amends.
"Take this and feel better."
Sejun distributed snacks to uplift the spirits, when
"Huh?!"
He detected a hero's soul radiating melancholy. The final one left.
"My parents' foe, Zanere… I won't forgive…"
The soul whispered, clinging to his resentment.
"Eok-Samchiri, guide him to the Heroes' Rest."
Sejun dispatched the grudge-bound hero's soul to the Hero's Rest, then retrieved a fresh
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Christmas D-5
"Snacks today: roasted chestnuts."
"Dad, roasted chestnuts? What's that?"
"Hehehe. They're simply baked chestnuts. Cuengi, step up."
Kueng!
At Sejun's cue, Cuengi advanced and started roasting the chestnuts.
Employing telekinesis and fire powers.
Cuengi proved ideal for chestnut roasting.
He heated them with flames and maneuvered via telekinesis to prevent scorching, firing up the roast.
Soon after.
Crack. Crack.
The shells split, popping the chestnuts open.
Kueng!
[Dad, finished!]
Thus, Cuengi swiftly roasted a full sack of chestnuts.
"Hehehe. Great job."
As Sejun commended Cuengi,
Kihihit. Kking!
[Hehe. Watch Great Blackie master peeling roasted chestnuts!]
Pak. Pak.
Blackie announced boldly, rolling and squishing chestnuts under his paws,
As if that method succeeds?
They merely mashed.
Yet, it appeared that matched Blackie's plan.
Kihihit. Kking?! Kking!
[Hehe. Observe?! Eat like this!]
Blackie yipped triumphantly, devouring the tiny shattered bits.
Meanwhile.
"Here. If peeling's tough, try these."
Sejun swiftly shelled chestnuts, setting a brimming bowl before the children.
Kking! Kking!
[Out of the way! Great Blackie eats first!]
Blackie charged ahead, gobbling voraciously.
Suddenly.
Gak? Gak. Gak.
A parched roasted chestnut lodged in Blackie's throat.
"Sigh. You silly thing. Cough it up."
Gak! Gak!
Sejun steadily applied the Heimlich on Blackie, compressing his abdomen to dislodge it. An under-chewed roasted chestnut tumbled from Blackie's maw.
"…No roasted and dried sweet potatoes for three days."
Kking?!
"Here. Pair it with milk."
Sejun provided milk glasses to Blackie and the kids, then savored a roasted chestnut himself.
"Mmm. Deliciously sweet."
The exterior offered ideal crunch, and a gentle bite cracked it, spilling the juicy core that melted softly.
Right as Sejun relished the roasted chestnuts.
"Puhuhut. Esteemed hybrid Chairman Park, Super Mini Chairman Park No. 7 wishes to speak with you, meow!"
Theo summoned Sejun.
Super Mini Chairman Park No. 7?
"Okay."
Sejun shut his eyes, delving into Theo's mindscape, where
"What?! Santa Sejun claims he can't ready gifts for our children?!"
A startling revelation awaited.
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