Solo Farming In The Tower Chapter 817 90: The Chaotic Housewarming Party (2) / 814
TL: Hanguk
PR: MiniPixelZ
'Ah. I forgot. That I'm strong…'
Sejun thought to himself as he lifted the collar of Kyung-chul, who was limp, so others wouldn't look at him strangely.
"Cuengi, help Kyung-chul stand up."
Kueng.
At Sejun's request, the hidden Cuengi used telekinesis to make Kyung-chul stand upright.
"Iona, please heal Kyung-chul."
Just as Sejun asked Iona for healing magic,
Slap. Slap.
Theo quickly slapped Kyung-chul's cheeks back and forth.
"Ugh…"
Kyung-chul regained consciousness.
"Huh? Did I pass out…?"
Kyung-chul looked confused.
"Kyung-chul, I'm sorry. It's because of me. I'm too strong, so when you touched me, the shock knocked you out."
Sejun explained the situation to Kyung-chul in detail. It happens at first.
"That's even possible?! Then what Dong-sik-nim said back then was true?!"
Kyung-chul asked back in great surprise at Sejun's explanation.
"Yeah."
There's living proof right here. I've passed out hundreds of times.
"Wow. Sejun, just how strong are you?!"
To think my friend is someone this strong.
Kyung-chul looked at Sejun with reverent eyes, but
"Ahem."
Sejun just felt embarrassed. Getting that kind of look from Kyung-chul didn't change the fact that his companions still treated him as the weakest sunfish.
If he got cocky, his face would probably just get stepped on.
Though invisible due to stealth, he felt as if Theo was staring a hole through his face.
"Kyung-chul, can you show me where to set the food?"
To escape the embarrassment, Sejun changed the subject.
"Oh. Sure. I'll…"
Just as Kyung-chul tried to guide Sejun,
"Mr. Oh!"
A blond foreigner called out to Kyung-chul.
"Ah… Sejun, just a sec. That person's a British prince, kind of an important person… Ah. Not that you're not important, Sejun…"
Kyung-chul flustered at the situation.
At that moment,
"Dear. I'll guide Sejun-nim."
Kyung-chul's wife, Choi Mi-na, approached and said.
"Oh. Then I'll leave it to you."
"Yes. Sejun-nim, please follow me."
On the way as Sejun followed Choi Mi-na,
"By the way, Sejun-nim, what does your girlfriend do? Is she perhaps a celebrity?"
Choi Mi-na carefully asked Sejun. Aileen's inhumanly perfect appearance and the overwhelming aura she gave off made it hard for Choi Mi-na to ask her directly.
"She's not a celebrity… She's a kindergarten Director."
"Ah. A kindergarten Director. Hohoho. She must be really popular with the kids since she's so pretty."
When Choi Mi-na said that with a smile,
"Huhut. That's right. At the Kindergarten of Destruction, I, great Black Dragon Aileen Pritani-nim, am quite popular."
Aileen spoke proudly.
"Uh… a Black Dragon?"
Choi Mi-na was flustered by Aileen's response.
"Yes. Actually, Aileen is great Black Dragon, the Administrator of the Black Tower."
Sejun explained Aileen's identity for Choi Mi-na.
"Ah… I see."
Choi Mi-na had a briefly dumbfounded expression at Sejun's explanation.
After that,
"Oh my. Aileen-nim, your voice is so lovely too."
"Huhut. This human knows a bit. I hear that often."
With Choi Mi-na in hostess mode, Aileen couldn't stop laughing the entire way.
"Sejun-nim, it's here."
The place where Choi Mi-na guided Sejun and Aileen had dozens of large pots placed on a wide lawn.
"Everyone, drop stealth."
Since there was no one else nearby, Sejun had the group deactivate their stealth.
"Oh my!"
Choi Mi-na was surprised at the sudden appearance of Sejun's companions, then
"Nice to meet you all. I'm Choi Mi-na."
She greeted the group.
"Aileen, Cuengi, Iona, help carry the food. Vice Chairman Theo, give Mi-na-ssi a massage."
"Puhuhut. Choi Mi-na! Sit over there, meow! I, Vice Chairman Theo, shall give you a massage, meow!"
"Yes." Choi Mi-na had been eagerly waiting for Theo's massage, so she sat down on the floor without hesitation and received the massage.
Press. Press. Press.
After about five minutes of Theo's massage,
Bzzz.
Choi Mi-na's smartphone vibrated.
"Theo-nim, I need to take this call for a moment."
"Puhuhut. Go ahead and take it, meow!"
"Hello? Yes? Yes. I'll be right there. Theo-nim, the First Lady of France is here, so I think I need to get up now. Is it okay if I come back later for the rest?"
"Puhuhut. Though I am busy, I'll make time especially since you are Kyung-chul's wife, meow!"
"Thank you."
After hearing Theo's reply, Choi Mi-na quickly got up and went inside the house.
"Puhuhut."
Theo immediately returned to Sejun's lap.
"Vice Chairman Theo, why are you back so soon?"
"Kyung-chul's wife had something to do, so we agreed to continue the massage later, meow!"
"You didn't cut corners, did you?"
"Of course not, meow! Since she's the wife of my friend's friend Kyung-chul, I put in extra care, meow!"
"Good job."
"Puhuhut. I know, meow!"
As Sejun and Theo chatted while serving food,
"First Lady, I'm sorry to keep you waiting."
Choi Mi-na, who had hurried inside the house, began by apologizing to the First Lady of France who had been waiting for her.
"It's fine. But Mi-na-ssi, why is your skin so nice?! It's like baby skin!"
"Hohoho. Thank you. Maybe it's because I've been getting good care lately. But your skin is amazing too, First Lady."
Thinking the First Lady of France's comment was just a polite compliment, Choi Mi-na responded in kind with a formal compliment.
At that moment,
"Oh my. Mi-na-ssi, why has your skin improved so much?"
The First Lady of the United States, who happened to be passing by, spoke in surprise after seeing Choi Mi-na's skin. She had seen her just a week ago at another gathering, but today her skin was glowing and visibly firmer, making her seem like a completely different person.
"Mi-na-ssi, let's share the good stuff together. Which dermatologist do you go to?"
Lingling, the daughter of China's President, also slipped in and spoke in a quiet voice. The fewer people who knew about such secrets, the better.
104.28.193.250
Theo-nim's massage is this effective?!
And it was only five minutes?!
From the others' reactions, Choi Mi-na could truly feel the effect of Theo's massage.
She thought she'd need at least an hour to see results…
After a brief moment of thought, Choi Mi-na said,
"He's someone whose identity I can't reveal lightly… Would it be alright if I ask him first and then get back to you?"
"Sure. We'll be waiting for a positive answer."
"Okay. Just a moment."
After getting their understanding, she returned to Theo.
And after explaining the situation to Sejun and Theo,
"Puhuhut. No way, meow!"
Theo firmly shook his head.
"Yes. I figured as much…"
Choi Mi-na, disappointed by Theo's answer, was racking her brain over how to explain this to the people waiting for her when,
"Vice Chairman Theo, finish your sentence. You mean it's not free, right?"
Sejun, who had been observing, corrected Theo's words.
"Puhuhut. That's right, meow! Not for free, meow! The massage of I, Vice Chairman Theo, is expensive, meow!"
Theo backed up Sejun's words enthusiastically.
"Of… of course! You absolutely should charge for the massage!"
"Puhuhut. Choi Mi-na, meow! Hurry and bring the customers, meow!"
"Yes!"
Relieved, Choi Mi-na quickly headed off to bring the good news to the people waiting for her.
And just like that, Theo's massage shop suddenly opened in Kyung-chul's backyard.
"Land Moving. Hehehe. Vice Chairman Theo, earn a lot."
Sejun created an room connected to Kyung-chul's house and cheered Theo on.
"Puhuhut. Great hybrid Chairman Park, just trust in me, Vice Chairman Theo, meow! I, Vice Chairman Theo, will buy you a building today, meow!"
Encouraged by Sejun's words, Theo licked his front paw carefully with a confident expression, preparing to receive guests.
A little later.
"Over here. This is Theo-nim, who will give the massage."
Choi Mi-na brought three women with her.
"Puhuhut. Humans, nice to meet you, meow! I am great hybrid…"
As Theo raised his front paw and cheerfully greeted them,
"Chairman Park's subordinate, the deadly Dragon Clawed Hybrid Golden Cat Park Theo!"
Lingling shouted along. Apparently a member of the Meow Meow Squad, Lingling knew Theo's self-introduction.
But.
"That's wrong, meow!"
Theo shouted in a voice full of displeasure.
"Huh? It's not? I definitely memorized it correctly…"
"It's changed now, meow! I am now the friend of great hybrid Chairman Park, meow! Hurry and let everyone know, meow!"
Theo wore a proud expression.
"Ah. You got promoted! Got it! But, can I take a picture? If I upload a photo with Theo-nim on the cafe, it'll be solid proof."
"Fine, meow! I'll give you special permission, meow!"
"Wow!"
While Lingling happily took photos with Theo,
"If Theo-nim is here, that means Sejun-nim must be here too, right?"
The other First Ladies asked Choi Mi-na.
Thanks to all the fake information spread across countries, the connection between Sejun and Theo had nearly vanished, but the First Ladies obviously knew the truth.
"Yes."
"We should give people a heads-up."
"Me too."
After hearing Choi Mi-na's answer, the other First Ladies gave instructions to their assistants.
They were notifying their own guests attending the housewarming that Sejun was present, to prevent any incidents that might offend him.
They weren't planning to meet with Sejun separately.
They had come for Kyung-chul's housewarming, not to meet Sejun.
If they moved toward Sejun, other countries would follow, and that would be a great discourtesy to the host of the event and Sejun's friend, Oh Kyung-chul.
Besides, they weren't sure how to even treat Sejun. He already had the power to control Earth, how were they supposed to approach someone like that?
They couldn't come up with an answer.
So, they couldn't bring themselves to approach Sejun.
"Theo-nim, I uploaded it!"
"Puhuhut. Well done, meow! Lingling gets a bonus 10 minutes massage, meow!"
"Thank you!"
"Puhuhut. Then I shall begin the massage, meow! The fee is 1 million won per minute, meow!"
At 1 million won per minute, it was an extremely expensive rate, but it was actually the result of a mistake by Theo that made it very cheap.
He had confused 1 Tower Coin with 10,000 won. What Theo actually intended was 100 Tower Coins per minute that is, 200 million won.
"Then I'll take two hours."
The First Lady of the United States was the first to entrust her face to Theo.
"I'll take one hour!"
The First Lady of France was second.
"I'll take one hour too!"
Lingling ended up being last.
Puhuhut. Wait for me, Chairman Park, meow! I, Vice Chairman Theo, will soon buy you a building, meow!
As Theo massaged away, imagining himself gifting Sejun a building,
"Alright. All moved."
Sejun and his group had finished transporting all 50,000 servings of food from the Void Storage.
"Let's have some snacks and take a break here before we look around Kyung-chul's house."
"Hehehe. Yeah. I was actually craving some chocolate cake."
Kuehehehe. Kueng!
[Hehehe. Snacks are great!]
"Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Sounds good."
Kihihit. Kking!
[Hehe. Butler! Great Blackie wants roasted and dried sweet potatoes!]
"Heehee. Daddy! Taecho wants to eat whatever the oppas are eating!"
While Sejun and his group were enjoying snacks and a happy moment,
"What?! Who set up food here without my permission?!"
A man dressed in chef's uniform approached, face full of irritation.
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