Solo Farming In The Tower Chapter 811 83: The Chaotic Halloween Day (3) / 807
TL: Hanguk
PR: MiniPixelZ
West Village, Manhattan, New York.
Thud. Thud.
Moo~
The Minotaur King wearing a pumpkin mask and the Black Minotaurs walked naturally down the street with other people dressed up for Halloween.
Whirr!
Kkwek!
Following behind the Black Minotaurs were Poisonous Honey Bees and Mushroom Ants, also wearing pumpkin masks.
Biiing!
At the very front of the Poisonous Honey Bees was Sweetie, the Poisonous Queen Bee who had become a demigod.
No one suspected that the beings walking beside them had come from the 99th floor of the Tower.
People simply thought the Black Minotaurs, Poisonous Bees, and Mushroom Ants were robots. These days, robots are commonly used in movie shoots, so they just assumed it was something like that.
At the head of the group were Sejun, Aileen, their party, the Children of Creation, and the Children of Destruction.
For reference, Heuk Wol-bok and Bochi didn't follow and were instead sleeping in two separate hotel rooms nearby. They claimed all they needed was a comfortable bed.
So he let them have it their way.
"Hehehe. Thank goodness. People don't think it's weird."
"Of course. Because I, the great Black Dragon Aileen Pritani cast a perception-distorting spell on the masks!"
Aileen answered Sejun's words with a haughty voice. Thanks to the pumpkin mask, her arrogant expression couldn't be seen.
"Yeah. It's all thanks to Aileen."
"Hehehe. Obviously! So Sejun, just trust me!"
"Sure."
"Puhuhut. Great Hybrid Chairman Park, don't forget me, Vice Chairman Theo-nim, meow!"
"Got it."
Kuehehehe. Kueng!
[Dad, Cuengi is here too!]
"Of course. I totally trust our Cuengi!"
Kihihit. Kking!
[Hehe. Butler! Great Blackie is here too!]
"Yeah. I don't trust you."
Kking?!
"Hehehe. Just kidding. I trust our Blackie too."
Maybe about 50%?
Because he causes so much trouble.
"Dad, Taecho too! Trust Taecho too!"
"Of course. I believe in our Taecho-nim!"
Sejun spread his arms and spoke in a worshipful tone.
"Hehe."
"Teecher-nim, what about Gomgom?!"
"Of course I trust our Gomgom!"
Once the party had their turn, next were the Children of Destruction and Children of Creation. Of course, behind Sejun, the Black Minotaurs, Poisonous Bees, and Mushroom Ants, all with sparkling eyes, were also waiting for their turn.
Just then
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Seven gunshots rang out in succession.
"Kyaaa!"
"Someone fired a gun!"
"A gun!"
"Run!"
The parade was on the verge of turning into chaos due to the panicked crowd, but
"Puhuhut. Everyone, calm down, meow! All the bullets are right here, meow!"
At some point, Theo, now sitting on the Minotaur King's head, held up bullets in his front paws and shouted.
Chairman Park is in danger, meow!
The moment Theo sensed killing intent, he moved to protect Sejun's safety and managed to catch all the bullets aimed at the people.
"What? Was it an event?"
"That scared me!"
Thanks to Theo's words, people assumed the shooting had been a staged performance and sighed in relief.
"Meow?! Humans, this wasn't a show, meow! The great me, Hybrid Vice Chairman Theo, saved your lives, so hand over price for your lives, meow!"
Theo tried to correct the misunderstanding and claim his reward.
"Vice Chairman Theo, it's fine."
"Puhuhut. Understood, meow!"
At Sejun's call, he quickly returned to Sejun's lap.
Meanwhile
Kueng?
[Dad, what should we do with this bad guy?]
Cuengi asked as he brought over the man who fired the gun using telekinesis.
"Well… Should we send him to the police after a little mental re-education?"
Kihihit. Kking!
[Hehe. Butler! Leave the re-education to great Blackie!]
Blackie wagged his tail excitedly at Sejun's words.
"Not you, Blackie."
Kking?
If you do it, he'll just be obliterated.
"Sejun, then should I punish him?"
As Blackie was rejected, this time Aileen stepped up.
"No. I'll do it today."
Even if left to Aileen, it would still end in obliteration.
"Will you be okay?"
Aileen asked in a concerned voice at Sejun's words.
"Yeah."
Sejun answered firmly and lightly pressed the man's forehead with his index finger.
"I was wrong! I'll turn myself in and confess all my crimes! I'll live a righteous life from now on!"
The man begged for forgiveness with a face full of genuine remorse.
As always, it should be noted that while Sejun might be treated like a fragile sunfish among his companions, on Earth, he's no different from a calamity.
The moment one faces Sejun's soul, an ordinary human soul is overwhelmed. The man could not defy Sejun's words.
"Puhuhut. Since you know you did wrong, first stamp your seal here and hand over everything you've got, meow!"
"Yes, sir! Here it is!"
The man stamped the seal on the contract Theo presented and handed over all the money in his wallet to Theo.
"I just fired a gun at people. Please arrest me."
He approached a passing police car and turned himself in.
There had been a brief commotion, but the parade continued smoothly.
And then.
"Alright. Now let's split up into groups and go collect candies."
After thoroughly enjoying the parade, Sejun and his group officially began their trick-or-treating operation.
"The Minotaur King and Black Minotaurs will take the north, Poisonous Bees take the south, Mushroom Ants go west, and we'll take the east. Let's compete to see which team collects the most candy by tomorrow morning!"
Moo! Moo!
[Let's go! The ones to collect the most candy will be us, the Black Minotaurs!]
Biiing!
[We'll also work hard and bring lots of candy to Sejun-nim!]
Kkwek!
[All the candy on Earth belongs to us Mushroom Ants!]
At Sejun's words, the Black Minotaurs, Poisonous Bees, and Mushroom Ants, each holding a pumpkin-colored sack to store candy, shouted their fighting spirits and quickly scattered in the assigned directions.
"Let's go too."
"Puhuhut. Understood, meow!"
Sejun led the way as he spoke to his group,
"Hehehe."
"Ehehehe."
The Children of Destruction and Children of Creation followed behind with sparkling eyes.
A short while later.
Ding-dong.
"Kukuku. Let's see what kind of cute kid came for candy."
A man hid a knife in his hand behind a candy basket with a sly grin.
Clack.
"Here for some candy?"
The man opened the door with a bright smile so the kids wouldn't be scared.
Moo?
Upon seeing a massive black-skinned, bull-headed humanoid,
"……."
His body froze. This was definitely not some cosplay. Though the face was hidden by a pumpkin mask, the horns protruding from it made it clear to anyone, it was a real bull.
That was because the distortion magic Iona had cast during the earlier morale shout had worn off.
When the Minotaur King silently held out a large sack,
"I-I'll give you everything I have, just please spare me!"
The man hurriedly ran inside and filled the sack with anything of value.
Moo.
[That's not candy.]
The Minotaur King shook his head with a displeased look.
He pointed at the candy basket with his eyes.
"Oh. Please take this too."
The man quickly dumped the candy basket into the sack.
Moo?! Moo!
[Did you see that?! This is how you get candy!]
The Minotaur King roared as he held up the sack,
Moo!
Moo!
The Black Minotaurs watching from behind also hurriedly rang the doorbells of surrounding homes and started collecting candy.
Moo?
The man had fainted at some point.
***
"Alright. Just watch what your teachers do and follow exactly. Okay, demonstration team, move in!"
"Puhuhut. Let's go, meow!"
Kueng!
(Yes!)
Kking!
"Okay!"
When Sejun spotted a residential house, he sent Theo, Iona who was hanging on Theo's tail and dozing, Cuengi, Paespaes, Blackie, and Taecho, as a demonstration group.
Ding-dong.
When Paespaes rang the doorbell,
Thud. Thud.
A burly man opened the door.
"What? Here for candy? We don't have any candy in this house!"
The man growled with a menacing expression at the demonstration team.
In fact, during Halloween, houses that give out candy usually signal with a lit porch light or decorations like a Halloween pumpkin outside the door.
But isn't everyone supposed to give candy?
Sejun didn't know.
104.28.193.250
And then.
"Meow?!"
Kueng?!
(Pip-pip?!)
Kking?!
"Huh?!"
The demonstration team was flustered by the man's words.
Chairman Park said to collect candy, what do we do, meow?!
In order to fulfill Sejun's command no matter what, Theo thought hard and then said,
"Puhuhut. If there's no candy, you can give money instead, meow!"
"What?!"
He demanded money. Because they could just buy candy with it.
Puhuhut. As expected of the right paw of Chairman Park, I truly am a genius, meow!
Theo grinned in self-satisfaction, praising himself.
Big bro is amazing!
Pip-pip! Big bro is awesome!
Big bro is so cool!
Big oppa is the best!
Cuengi, Paespaes, Blackie, and Taecho all looked at Theo with eyes full of admiration.
And then.
"Puhahaha. What kind of weirdos are you? Here, take this."
Fortunately, perhaps because he found Theo's absurdity amusing, the man put five dollars into each of the party's sacks.
"Puhuhut. Put some in here too, meow!"
Theo sneakily held out the sack of the sleeping Iona and received money for it as well.
"Thank you very much!"
Taecho, acting as the thank-you ambassador, bowed her head and shouted loudly.
"Sure. Be careful walking at night."
The man coolly responded and went back inside.
The man didn't know, but
That with just thirty dollars, he had received a thank-you greeting from the Primordial God, which even other gods couldn't receive. That Taecho's grateful heart had transformed into an enormous blessing.
"Puhuhut. Did everyone see that, meow?! If there's no candy, just receive money or goods instead, meow!"
Having successfully completed the demonstration, Theo shouted proudly to the Children of Creation and the Children of Destruction.
"Hey! Don't teach the kids weird stuff!"
"Chairman Park, are you scolding me, meow?"
"Yes."
Sejun grabbed Theo's cheek and gave him a light punishment.
A little later.
"Okay. Teachers will stay here, so if you need help, just call me anytime. Make sure to say thank you when you get candy."
"Yes!"
"Kkangkkang will do her best!"
The kids teamed up in groups of three or four and headed to nearby houses.
"Candy please!"
"Candy!"
"If you give us candy, we won't eat you!"
"No candy? Hand over cash!"
They each tried in their own way to get candy.
Fortunately, whether by luck or timing, most of the houses the kids visited had candy prepared, and there were no unfortunate incidents where a child burst into tears.
"Thank you very much!"
"Thanks!"
The kids who received candy remembered Sejun's words and didn't forget to say thank you. The people who received their thanks were then imbued with the blessings of the Creator Gods.
"Teecher-nim, YamYam's sack is full now."
After smoothly going from house to house collecting candy, the kids returned to Sejun once their sacks were full.
"Hehehe. Alright. YamYam, good job. Now that your sack is lighter, shall we go collect more candy?"
"Hehe. Yes!"
Sejun transferred the candy the kids had collected into the void storage, then sent them back out to gather more.
If someone had seen it, they might have reported him as a child abuser making kids beg for candy.
"Alright. Then let's move to the next area."
Once the kids had finished canvassing the nearby houses, Sejun moved them to the next block and let them loose again, collecting candy for several hours.
We gathered too much…
Looking at the mountain of candy piled up in a corner of the void storage, he thought maybe it was time to stop.
"Hehe. Dongdong, let's gather more candy!"
"Okay!"
Contrary to Sejun's thoughts, the kids' enthusiasm was still burning strong.
"Hehe. Hyungs! Shoongshoong went to that house and got lots of candy! There's still plenty left!"
On top of that, they were now exchanging tips, sharing which houses gave out a lot of candy.
As the candy mountain grew taller, so too did the depth of Halloween night.
High above the East River, flowing through the east side of Manhattan,
Crack-crack.
A hole formed in the sky as it fractured,
"Uwaaah! Save me!"
"Rascal, you unlucky bastard! If you're gonna run away, at least pick a better place!"
Gods who had escaped from Tartarus poured out while cursing Rascal, fleeing as if something was chasing them. Rascal was among them.
There's no way I could've made that kind of mistake…
Rascal, who was being blamed by the gods, still couldn't believe what had happened and was in a dazed state.
For some reason, the destination connected through the gate he had created with his power wasn't the world he had intended to reach. It was a world filled with terrifying beings he had never even heard of.
I'm doomed! I need to escape quickly!
As the other gods were hunted down by the fearsome beings, Rascal quickly created another gate and barely managed to arrive on Earth.
In a place not far from where Sejun and his group were located.
It was Rascal, the God of Thieves, who had swallowed Uren and was now personally experiencing Uren's misfortune.
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