Reincarnated With A Glitched System: Why Is My MP Not Running Out? Chapter 1990: Planning To Steal All Dungeons!
Previously on Reincarnated With A Glitched System: Why Is My MP Not Running Out?...
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[Your Familiar [Yggdra] has reached Max Level and can now Evolve and Rank Up!]
[Please seek the necessary compatible materials of the highest grade you can find for her evolution. Once you’re feeling confident, begin the evolution process.]
"Nice! Yggdra, we did it! You can evolve now!" I exclaimed joyfully.
"I am rather excited myself..." Yggdra nodded back. "But I wonder if this might be too soon. We should prepare properly... Sylphy, let’s continue expanding my body. There are still plenty of dungeons your friends went to, right? Have they finished theirs?"
"Yeah, everyone is already waiting for me outside," I replied.
"Then let’s try taking over the other dungeons as well," she proposed. "This way your divine power will skyrocket, and my authority and strength will rise. Later, we can use those very dungeon cores as materials, elevating me even further when I evolve."
"Genius idea!" I nodded enthusiastically. "Let’s do that then!"
As we headed toward the exit, a fresh idea struck me for testing.
In a flash, we materialized at the entrance. My friends gawked at us, utterly astonished.
"Huh? Sylphy, you’re back!" Lara cried out, dashing to my side. "What’s this? You feel different... stronger—and this dungeon smells like you now."
"Who are those big ladies?" my brother inquired, moving closer to me.
"I see them too—are they... spirits?" Mist pondered aloud. "I’ve never seen them before!"
"Ah right, I forgot..." I slapped my forehead.
"Sylphy! You’re done?" Aquarina hurried over, enveloping me in a tight hug and squishing my face against her chest.
Ahh, this guilt-free closeness—I was used to it and loved it.
"Yeah, I’m done, babe," I murmured, planting a kiss on her lips. "I missed you."
"Me too," she giggled, returning the kiss. "Aaaaand... huh, who are these girls?"
"Oh?" I blinked in surprise. "Well, you’ve seen Yggdra and Alice take larger, more mature forms, right? This is Scarlet and Sapphire!"
"...?" Celeste arched an eyebrow. "Wait, what?! How did they... what the hell is going on? And WHY are they so damn sexy?! Sylphy, you’re a pervert! Did you tell your weapons to turn into sexy, erotic women?"
"W-What?! I didn’t!" I protested loudly. "They chose these forms on their own—Aquarina?!"
Her face darkened in a heartbeat. Shadows twisted around her, her eyes blazed crimson, and her hair writhed like tentacles as a sinister aura exploded outward.
"Is that so?" she inquired with a strained smile. "So you’ll have these sexy, half-naked women with you at all times?"
"Heh, are we sexy?" Scarlet wondered. "Huh, that’s nice! Sylphy, you can touch my sexy body, fufu!"
"Touch me!" Sapphire chimed in. "Am I soft and warm? Wow, flesh bodies sure are amazing compared to cold metal!"
Both girls began clumsily groping one another.
"Ooookay, stop it! Stop!" I bellowed. "Return to your weapon forms—now!"
"Ah..."
"Boring..."
They swiftly transformed back into a divine golden sword and a shield. I breathed a sigh of relief.
"S-See?!" I grumbled. "Hey, don’t look at me like that!"
It wasn’t just Aquarina—everyone glared at me as if I were the ultimate pervert.
Even my brother!
"Sylphy... your weapons are amazing and all, but... don’t they take on what the master desires? So..." he hesitated.
"I’m not a pervert!" I insisted. "I-I...! Ah, stop looking at me like that!!!"
...
After several minutes of desperate clarifications, the mix-up got sorted out at last. They quit eyeing me like a freak and began heaping praise on me for crafting not one, but two Divine Weapons of immense might.
"This is insane—how did you even do that?!" Celeste demanded.
"I used all my skills and some materials I had..." I explained, skipping the finer points.
"Sylphy, I feel like you’re avoiding the question for some reason..." Mist observed.
"I, uh, yeah, it’s complicated," I admitted with a sigh. "Well, now that I’m about to do something big, I might as well reveal a few truths... I’m a goddess."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...?"
They gaped at me in shocked silence. An uneasy quiet followed.
Aw, come on—I guess it does sound ridiculous.
"Hahaha, nice joke..." my brother chuckled.
"Uh, a goddess? Come on now—I mean, you’re really beautiful and all, but a goddess?!" Celeste snickered. "You’re a little too narcissistic, Sylphy."
"I’m not joking or being narcissistic!" I whined. "Aquarina, I am a goddess, right?"
"Yeah! She became one after absorbing and combining the power of several false gods. She also ate the Spirit Goddess I fought with my parents back then—the one who saved us was her," Aquarina declared, displaying a shining rune in her palm alongside a brilliant Saintess Aura. "I became a Saintess recently... well, I’m Sylphy’s Saintess."
Once my divinity halo was summoned and the proof was undeniable, my friends had to confront the jaw-dropping, horrifying reality: I had somehow risen to goddess status.
"I know it’s shocking and crazy—sorry," I apologized with a sigh. "So anyway... I also revived her—the evil Spirit Goddess—and turned her into my spirit familiar. I helped her forge a divine realm inside the dungeon, and from there I farmed enough pseudo-divine materials for Scarlet and Sapphire to finally leap to higher realms."
"...Amazing!" my brother whispered. "S-Sylphy, you’re so incredible... a goddess?! I mean... Hahaha! This is insane..."
"Yeah!" Celica agreed. "I don’t even know what to say!"
"I-I... I guess it makes sense," Celeste conceded. "Since she was a kid she’s had this god-like system, and thanks to that blessing that appeared, we’ve been able to grow as strong as heroes."
"Indeed, it was like being blessed by a goddess, I suppose—fufu," Mist giggled. "So shall we pray for you now, Sylphy? Heheh."
"D-Don’t tease me! I don’t need any prayers..." I protested. "So anyway, I’ve got a plan right now..."
I laid out my grand scheme: powering up more, seizing the dungeon god’s powers and authority, and draining his strength.
With knowledge of his invasion, they already viewed him as the foe. Now, with a solid counterattack in sight?
Well, let’s just say they all jumped on board without hesitation!
"Let’s do it!" Lara declared.
"Yeah, cool idea!" Mist agreed with a nod.
"We’re used to your shenanigans by now, but wow—that’s crazy. Fuck yeah," Celeste roared with laughter.
"Sounds interesting!" Celica beamed. "Okay!"
"I guess I’m in?" Zephyrus laughed lightly. "It’s risky, but... you did it already, so we might as well—while the dungeons are still empty. Let’s go."
"Yeah," Ruby added. "This is amazing, Sylphy. You never cease to impress me."
"Heh, well, that’s what I do—I impress!" I flashed a grin. "Let’s move it!"
Thus, we began hopping from dungeon to dungeon.
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