Naruto: Systematic Shinobi Chapter 282: Hokage Daiki Vs The Thousand Year Blood War (Omake: Part 1)

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You guys really hammered it out pretty quickly with those power stones huh? Well, not there quite yet, but I wanted to have a nap so figured I'd just slap this out a bit early pretty quickly. Here it is, the Daiki in Bleach Omake.

You know funnily enough, I have an actual Bleach story, a Yukio insert story, I should get around to uploading that here at some point too.

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"What do you think?"

There was a proud sense of accomplishment in Daiki's voice as he stood outside in the back of his home, in the small training yard. Before him, inscribed within the ground was a seal.

But not just any seal.

No, it was the jutsu shikki, the technique formula for the legendary flying thunder god jutsu. The creation of Lord Tobirama Senju himself, and later improved upon by Minato Namikaze the vaunted Yondaime Hokage.

'I think it's a complete waste of time,' Isobu snorted, 'You already have two space-time ninjutsu, one that teleports you anywhere you want as long as you've been there and doesn't need marks. Besides you could literally get proper instructions for this without having to experiment with it first.'

Besides, even if worst came to worst and something did go wrong - which it would not, his formula was perf- completely correct - Konoha was far and away in a better position compared to the other timeline.

There was an absurdly powerful force of warriors returned from the dead working as his silent task task force. Tsunade was back full time, as was Jiraiya. Danzo was all too happy to do as he was told. Sasuke was fully committed to the village and defeated Obito and had the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Naruto was on a completely different level and had full control of up to three tails and was already being groomed to start his sage training with Jiraiya…

And that wasn't even getting into Tenten, Hinata, Anko and everyone else.

Not that he could do anything about it.

The invasion last month, had saw quite the rise of Konoha's strength. Though the fact he was actually thrust into the position of Hokage after it, despite a certain Hokage returned from the dead, was quite the surprise.

'Well whatever, it will good entertainment though when this somehow blows up in your face,' Isobu as always, gave up in the face of Daiki's superior wisdom, 'I reserve the right to say 'I told you so' though.'

"Like you'll get the chance, like I said, nothing will go wrong." Daiki assured him, before bringing his hands together and making a hand seal and flaring his chakra.

But just then-

There was a puff of smoke at his side, a massive purple chameleon appearing at his side, just beside the seal, one massive scaled foot clawing a line through the seal, "Daiki, I have returned successful once more!" Toka announced her arrival.

At the same time the air above the seal rippled, and a tear formed in the air above it, ripping apart like a gouged wound spilling iridescent light.

'I told you so!' Isobu panicked.

Purples, yellow, greens and more, a prismatic world of colour. And Daiki barely had time to blink, eyes going wide-

Before the gouge in reality seemed to swarm around him like a venus fly trap, before disappearing entirely.

And Daiki along with it.

Toka stared blankly at the spot where her summoner was just a moment ago, "…Oops?" she laughed nervously, huge clawed foot tightening around the the large scroll she was carrying, detailing the coordinates, and all the details and information she'd gathered on those odd elemental dragons Daiki had sent her off to look into.

It was such a shame. He would have no need of those dragons upon his return.

Daiki found himself hurtling ass over tea kettle through the void of colours, 'What the hell, where the hell are we!?' he sputtered.

Just what the heck had happened there?

And why did it feel like a bunch of bugs were nipping at his skin? It didn't hurt, but it sure was annoyingly itchy.

'I have no idea,' Isobu grunted, 'It reminds me of the void between worlds though, that I saw when I visited hell once. The colours are different than I remember though.'

Oh just bloody perfect, had he somehow been torn from reality and tossed straight towards hell because of Toka.

"That smug brat of a lizard!" Daiki growled, flipping over and righting himself he made a single hand seal, and a flaming aura of green chakra formed around his body as the Mysterious Peacock Method formed around his body, allowing him to stop and float there in the middle of the void of bright shimmering colours, "I'm gonna kick her freaking ass when we get back!" he huffed, crossing his arms.

He'd see how she liked it when he combined the Silent Fist he'd picked up not long ago during his trip outside the village, and then he'd steal Jiraiya's invisibility jutsu for good measure.

See how her proud sensory abilities measured up then, the damn smug lizard!

Petty? What was that, could you eat it?

Well, the good news was, he could still feel the connection to the jutsu shiki inscribed on the ground outside his home. And, he could still feel the ability to teleport back there using that as an anchor with the space time ninjutsu he'd gotten from that weird bald fucker who Orochimaru brought with him.

'Daiki, look, to your left!' Isobu suddenly said.

Hmm?

Daiki did as he said, and blinked as he saw what appeared to be a rip in the prismatic void. Through it, he could see a huge gothic city. Dark, dank and cold, with a dark crimson red sky casting over the world.

Hoh?

Interesting.

With the chakra cloak around his body, he flew over to the tear in the prismatic void, peering at it. 'I don't see any chakra.' Daiki mused.

No-

Wait!

His eyes tracked as a massive explosion rocked the world. Buildings going flying. Flame. Ice. Lightning.

Bolts of energy, blades of power and more. He tracked many a figure through the world as he focused on his telescopic vision.

And…he saw something.

It was not quite chakra. But, it was somewhat similar. It reminded him, somewhat of yin style chakra techniques.

Of spiritual energy.

'Hmm?' his eyes landed on a peculiar sight in one part of the massive city. It was a dog. Large, grey furred and with a bushy tail, collapsed on the ground beside a katana.

And it had a lot of that spiritual like energy. Or well, the reserves of it. Its current energy capacity was running on empty.

He watched as it feebly and shakily rose to its feet, and picked up the katana in its mouth-

Before someone dropped down from a building above, and a foot lashed out and caught it in the ribs, sending it bouncing across the ground with a yelp.

"Now now, be a good doggy and stop struggling, it's not cute to beat up puppies," a slender, black haired girl, dressed in a white coat and black leggings giggled, him picking up every word thanks to his eyes, "I want to complete my set you know? I already have my Bambi~"

She casually walked towards the dog as it feebly struggled to rise back up to onto its paws and defend itself.

She looked oddly familiar. Did she just have one of those faces?

Whatever. Killing dogs wasn't cool. And it wasn't chakra, but that things energy capacity rivalled Shiromari's chakra capacity, if not exceeded it.

It might make a good boss summon for Kakashi.

Lord knows that loser needed one.

Well, assuming he could get through the portal at least. Lifting his hand, he put it through the tear. Worst case scenario, he lost an arm. But, while it would hurt like a motherfucker, he could regenerate a lost arm without much problem.

As he did though, his eyes widened as he felt an unreasonable strong suction-like force exert all around his body. It was so sudden, he didn't even have the time to brace himself, before he was pulled through and found himself free falling like a meteor.

"Well, this works!" he laughed. He spun and kicked the air itself, a sonic boom resounding as he disappeared in a blur of speed.

He touched down beside the girl, hand over shoulder a split moment later, "Hey now, what's going on here cute stuff?" Daiki grinned, giving her a wink as she stiffened, going wide eyed in shock at his sudden appearance, "You know it's not cool to hurt animals, especially dogs. They're mans best friend you know?"

"Eh..?" the girl blinked slowly, "Where did…how? I didn't even sense anything."

"Don't worry about that, nobody can sense me," Daiki laughed, "Now, how about explaining just what's going on here. A cute babe like you shouldn't be…." he trailed off as his nose twitched.

A faint scent tickled his nostrils. A familiar scent. And he lifted his arm off of her shoulder and took a step back, "…Sorry didn't know you were taken." he forced another laugh.

Awkward.

She definitely smelled of semen.

"Eh?" she gave him an even more confused look somehow, "Wait, why did you pull away! Continue hitting on me! And I'm not taken what to do you mean?" she pouted cutely at him, blinking big blue eyes at him.

It was then, she turned to face him, forgetting the dog, and he noticed something he hadn't focused on before. Why would he focus on her throat from that far away? Even if he could see as if she were right in front of him from that far away with his eyes.

The throat was not where he looked on a girl.

Which was why, the faint adams apple bobbing in her, or rather his throat only just now caught his attention.

IT WAS A TRAP!

"…Dude, seriously?" Daiki sighed, palming his face.

"…What's with that attitude?" the trap gave him a dead stare, "And did you just call me a dude?"

"What about it?" Daiki rolled his eyes, and completely lost interest. He walked by the ladyboy towards the dog, "Anyway, piss off. Leave the dog be."

"Or wha~" the trap began to teasingly taunt with a sing song voice.

But never got the chance to finish as the back of Daiki's fist swung up, crashing against his cheek. His cheek audibly crunched under the blow, and his head completely twisted around, neck snapping as he was bodily picked up and sent flying backwards like a bullet, smashing into and through a massive building and then another and another.

"Or that," Daiki commented blandly. Well, not that he'd hear, he was definitely dead, "That's what happens when you refuse the Hokage's orders."

Who cared if this was a different dimension or whatever. His word was law.

He was about to continue on to the dog, when said canine barked at him, dropping the sword and looking oddly panicked for an animal, staring straight at his hand.

Daiki raised a brow, looking at the back of his fist where blood had spurted over it from him hitting that weirdo trap, "Don't worry about it little buddy, this isn't my blood-" he stop with a hiss as he watched the blood dissolve into energy and seep into his body. Saw, as it streamed into his very veins and through his blood.

His hand went limp, not listening to him at all and his skin began to darken. 'What the fuck? Necrosis or something!?' Daiki thought, bewildered.

Before snorting.

Crimson red chakra bubbled into existence around his arm, flowing through his veins and the corrosive power of a Bijuu burned the energy straight out of him, "Hmph, as if a trashy trick like that would work on me." he scoffed, flexing his fingers.

Walking over, he picked the dog up and held it up, said canine giving him a bewildered look, "You're covered in wounds now that I look at you, and you look exhausted," Daiki hummed, "Did that freak do this to you?"

Was he some sort of vampire or something? Considering this dogs massive well of energy, and the blood based ability. Was he trying to drain this pups energy for himself?

From what he saw, this dog did have larger energy reserves than that trap.

Oddly, the dog was staring over his shoulder still, and began growling in the direction he'd sent that dead trap flying, "Don't worry about that freak little buddy, he's dead-"

He paused, frowning as he focused and noticed the energy of the freak hadn't disappeared. In fact, it had been joined by three more energies.

Two of them higher and powerful than the freak in energy. And the other, the weakest of them all so far, but not exactly small in terms of energy capacity.

The other three felt odd though.

"Good eye, you're a smart one huh?" Daiki grinned at the dog and turned around, tucking him under one arm and carrying, "Well, you can hang tight with me for a bit. Lemme just deal with this freak properly."

As soon as he said that, said freak slammed into the ground from above with a thunderous crash. Or rather, an attractive girl dressed in a white uniform with white boots and pleated with skirt did, the freaky trap hanging onto her neck from behind.

"Okay now I'm mad." the trap huffed at him with a pout from where he hung from the girls back.

Said girl was very very familiar for some reason. Her skin, a very dark brown, and eyes a dark crimson red and blank. And…it felt very wrong.

It was the same colour his skin had began to turn when that energy of his seeped into his body from his blood.

"I'm gonna punish you really hard when I make you my pet zombie teehee~" the trap giggled cutely and winked at him.

Zombie?

'So that's it. His ability is parasitic, how lame.' Daiki scoffed inwardly. Did that apply to his own body as well? Because, his face and neck were back to normal after just being broken. Well, honestly that didn't matter.

He'd already lost interest in that freak. His eyes were on the girl he was atop. Wrong his instincts were screaming. Something told him, she shouldn't look like that.

His eyes trailed over her, before landing on her hat. And focusing instead on a symbol of a six pointed cross.

He blinked slowly.

And recognised it. How could he not? It was worn constantly and used constantly in one of his favourite series before he became who he was now.

"A quincy cross?" he muttered, before his eyes widened in realisation. He was in Bleach!?

And wait, that uniform. He recognised it now. It was the same uniform all the quincies wore in the final arc of Bleach they'd all appeared in. But, he'd never got to see the end of it, only the beginning of it.

The first invasion of the quincies attacking the Soul Society. And this wasn't the soul society.

So…this was after that then.

'Holy shit I'm in Bleach!' he resisted the urge to gape in disbelief. And, not only was he in Bleach, he'd landed smack dab in the middle of the freaking Thousand Year Blood War.

'So that's why I recognised her, that's Bambietta Basterbine!' Daiki realised, looking at the blank faced woman.

Who'd been fighting…

His eyes dipped down to the dog in his arm, growling at both quincies.

A dog. A dog wielding a sword. A dog with a shit ton of spiritual energy.

Komamura!?

"Get him Bambi-chan!" the trap ordered, pointed at him.

"Yes…Gigi…" Bambietta whimpered oddly submissive, and completely out of character for her, at least as far as he remembered.

She raised her hand, and suddenly dozens of burning blue orbs of energy shimmered into existence around her and launched towards him rapidly.

He didn't bother moving from the spot he stood.

He tilted his head, then his shoulders twice, and raised one leg, letting the ones on target zip right past. Where they struck buildings and the ground around him, and each one erupted into a blinding blue explosion rivalling that of five explosive tags each.

"Slow." he shook his head, then moved.

In the blink of an eye, he was in front of the zombified Bambietta and slamming his fist into her stomach. Her body contorted around his fist, ribs powdering under his blow-

And his fist lit up with a bright blue glow, at the same time Bambietta was sent blasting backwards from the force of his blow.

"Too naive." Daiki didn't even spare his glowing blue hand a glance. He simply absorbed the energy idly, watching as the two were sent soaring backwards through the air, just as he'd sent the trap once before.

Spiritual energy was well within his ability to absorb after all. 'Feels odd though.' he thought with a frown, idly shifting the absorbed energy into his heavenly star seal for now and gave his attention to the soaring trap and female.

Only this time, he watched as the trap, Gigi or whatever used Bambietta as a spring or perhaps a surf board. He forced them into a flip, slamming Bambietta face first into the ground, dragging her body along the ground leaving a bloody trail, all the wail riding her back.

"Weeeee!" Gigi cheered.

His frown deepened, watching as the zombified Bambietta whimpered pitifully into the ground, "Gigi…"

"Quiet Bambi-chan~" Gigi just laughed and stomped on her head, smashing it into the ground hard enough to make a crater.

Weren't they…comrades?

That kind of pissed him off.

"It's a good thing Bambi-chan can't die normally anymore or she'd have been in real trouble with that punch of yours," Gigi laughed as he stood atop her skull, "And the heck was that? Did you absorb her reishi bomb? Is that how you got around me splashing my blood on you? Boo, looks like you'll have to die before I can make you my pet~"

"If that's all you can do, I'm far beyond your pitiful level of ability, you nasty freak." Daiki rolled his eyes. From that, he'd already got a measure of Bambietta's ability as well.

The spiritual energy hadn't exploded on contact. Instead, it had tried to turn his very fist into a bomb. Which meant, her ability was completely useless against someone who could simply absorb the spiritual energy spheres.

So that was the Schrift B - The Bomb granted by Yhwach then? 'And going by the way the trap freak keeps talking about zombies, then his Schrift must be Z - The Zombie.' he thought.

So far, he wasn't really impressed.

"So arrogant, but somehow that makes you cuter~" Gigi giggled, hopping off of Bambietta's head, before reaching down and hauling her up by the air, slapping his hand on the woman's stomach and he watched as her warped stomach, healed, "I did like when you hit on me though. You were so cute trying to be all suave appearing out of nowhere acting the hero for the doggy. My heart went all doki doki. If you kept that up, I would have totally put out. You totally missed out. It woulda been the ride of a life time."

"Too bad you're a nasty ass dude then," Daiki scoffed mockingly, "Try again in your next life, assuming your born without that tiny little maggot between your legs."

Gigi's eyes lost their playfulness, "That's not cute though," he bit out, "I'm going to have to punish you really badly when-"

"Gigi..." Bam