My Demon Husband Is a Snake Chapter 1249: Wedding 7 (Grand Finale)
Previously on My Demon Husband Is a Snake...
"Looking for me? Never heard of the Evil Sect trio?" Yun Hao sneered.
Zhang Che quickly said, "Then I’ll go ask Snake Lord."
"I’m in." Yun Hao agreed instantly.
After Zhang Che finished the wedding vows, it was time for the ceremony.
We had already done the ceremony once before, but this time there were more spectators.
Yu Longting and I dressed more formally, bowing to Yu Qingxiao and Qing Li, and then to my mom and Zhang Che.
As I was offering tea to Yu Qingxiao, he took the teacup.
Suddenly leaned forward and whispered to me, "Remember what happened that night?"
"..." My smile froze suddenly.
Yu Longting glanced over, his gaze poisoned.
The surrounding chatter fell silent, leaving only the firecrackers outside that hadn’t stopped in time.
The Snake Tribe was very happy about today’s wedding, they bought countless firecrackers, never stopping.
The current quietness was rather abrupt.
"I was really just joking, my wife scolded me, made me kneel on durians for ten days." Yu Qingxiao sighed, looking at the people around, "What are you all looking at, what kind of look is this, don’t think I have something going on with Su Wan? How could it be possible, I only like my wife."
"Wait a minute." I stopped Yu Qingxiao as he was about to sit back down.
Yu Qingxiao paused, "Huh?"
"Why make such a joke?" I didn’t know why I was fixated on this in such an occasion, perhaps still inherently afraid I would one day become someone even I couldn’t recognize.
Hoping Yu Qingxiao was truly joking.
Yu Qingxiao stroked his chin and thought for a while, "Pre-wedding room prank? My character is all about mischief, originally wanted to scare you all, causing you to argue, but... seems it angered my wife, I could only... give up."
"Alright then." I agreed.
After serving tea, it was the couple’s mutual bowing.
Both our headpieces were heavy, clashing into each other.
Then Yu Longting helped steady the crown on my head, immediately wrapping me up.
"Wait, haven’t done the wedding room prank yet, brother." Yu Rongling saw Yu Longting about to carry me straight to the room and hurriedly ran over to block, "Should be sister-in-law waiting inside alone, you drink with us halfway, then the bridesmaids give you challenges, our groomsmen help solve them, only then you can sleep with sister-in-law."
"Who are my groomsmen?" Yu Longting finally paid attention to his groomsmen.
Yu Rongling pointed at himself, "Me, Chen Decheng, Yun Hao, Zhang Shuying, Beichen..."
"Not bad." When Yu Longting said not bad, Yu Rongling’s eyes brightened, probably thinking his brother agreed to the wedding room prank.
Then the unlucky kid got kicked out, Yu Longting smiled faintly at my sisters, "Any of you want to do the wedding room prank?"
"I do!!" Xiao Li raised her hand.
Bai Zanhe shrunk her head, "I think Sister Wanwan might not like... doing the wedding room prank."
"Right, right, Young Madam doesn’t like it, too vulgar." Shenshen also said fearfully.
Xintang tilted her head, probably not understanding what the wedding room prank was.
Xiao Li hatefully placed her hands on her hips, "Don’t you all have any backbone? Our Wanwan is so easily married off? Can’t let a cunning man succeed, the easier to get, the less he cherishes."
"I was originally thinking, there’s still some tonic left in the treasury, let Xiao Li and Beichen eat it for preparing pregnancy, seems I should throw it away." Yu Longting said regrettably, his gaze focused on my face, full of craftiness.
Xiao Li was stunned, then saw Yu Longting taking out a key, saying to Qi Yaogang, "My herbal medicines, why not give them to you."
"Sure." Qi Yaogang couldn’t respond quickly enough.
Xiao Li snatched the key, "That treasury was originally given to Wanwan, whatever Wanwan wants to give me, I get. These few things aren’t enough to bribe us sisters."
"Indeed, there’s nothing of mine at all, everything is Wanwan’s, I am Wanwan’s too." Yu Longting said shamelessly, angering Xiao Li to stick out her tongue.
Yu Longting glanced at Beichen.
Beichen then became a fierce protector, saying, "Snake Lord, you afraid Su Wan will be tired from this wedding, cut down on the formalities, in the end want to quickly win the beauty, isn’t that disrespecting Lady of the Snake Lord?"
"Then what do you want?" Yu Longting half-closed his eyes, asked lowly.
Beichen’s stiff face revealed a hint of pleasure, looking genteel as if from a painting of a weak scholar in ancient times, "Do push-ups while saying, Su Wan, I love you for ten thousand years, say it ten thousand times, also holding Su Wan."
"Snake Lord has a snake tail, too convenient, why not do push-ups while slicing apples, feeding Su Wan." Xiao Li said.
Shenshen hiding behind Qing Li gave a bad idea, "Feed with the mouth, even use teeth to bite apples into heart shapes."
"I offer suggestions, Snake Lord should swap costumes with Su Wan, let him feel what it’s like to be a woman, how painful childbirth is, and also have a second child, just wearing a skirt, it’s a bargain for him..."
Bai Zanhe who fears Yu Longting the most even came out giving bad ideas.
In the end, with one word after another, we were tormented until late into the night.
Yu Longting saw my tired look, incredibly concerned.
Tucked me in the blanket, turned off the lights beside me, "My clothes don’t fit, do yours wear alright?"
"Your clothes are roomy and have your scent, feel good to wear, but you... wearing skirts is really..." It was the first time in my life seeing Yu Longting in women’s clothing, really a cross-dresser, all the snakes in the Snake Tribe were stunned.
Some male snakes even said they turned bent...
No, snakes don’t need bending, they’re already bent.
Yu Longting tightened his arm around my waist, "They’re doomed!!"
Indeed, all who saw him in women’s clothes, he wanted to silence!!
I don’t know him yet!!
"Shouldn’t we do something? Be gentle, I think Lin Batian probably wouldn’t object." I whispered.
He didn’t respond, the air was filled only with dry swallowing sounds.
Just felt the cool touch beside me, Yu Longting’s long fingers landed on my buttons, "I... Am tied to you for life, you still with... just like years ago, the more you’re told no, the more you tease, while I..."
I waited quietly.
Afterwards, kisses landed one after another.
And he, unable to refuse any of my requests each time.
"Daddy, Mummy, what are you doing?" Suddenly, the steamy wedding room was interrupted by a little girl curiously asking, then she realized and shouted, "Ah!! Are Randal and Mommy doing naughty things? Don’t mind me, continue."
"Snake Brother, seems like Lin Batian is speaking." My whole body froze.
Yu Longting sighed deeply, "Be confident, remove ’seems’."