My Demon Husband Is a Snake Chapter 1099: Did You Not Wash Your Hair?

"You’re calling me great-grandfather, but..." Just as the official uniformed man opened his mouth to jab at my age, Tortoise Shell was stepped on by Beichen until it was bloody and mangled, causing him to scream in pain, "I was wrong, I was wrong, my name is Piao Changji. Dare I ask the heroes, what are your esteemed names?"

"Piao Changji?? What kind of crappy name is that??" This remark was blurted out by Xiao Li uncontrollably.

Yu Rongling isn’t here, could it be Xiao Li is here to be the comedy relief??

Beichen’s eyelid twitched, "It should be Piao from the surname Piao, with the wood radical, that Piao."

"Uh, haha, Brother Chenn, I’m talking about a pun, why don’t you have any sense of humor??" The playful young girl glared, her face flushed, at her uncomprehending husband.

Without any guile, I blurted out, "I’m Su Wan, Piao Changji, nice to meet you."

"Great-grandfather never changes his name, I am Yu Qingxiao." This guy Yu Longting has a mind sharper than mine, much more cunning, and lied without batting an eye.

After Piao Changji heard it, he muttered thoughtfully, "Yu Qingxiao... Hiss... This name sounds a bit familiar, like I’ve heard it somewhere before..."

"Enough talk, lead the way." Yu Longting glanced at Beichen.

Beichen silently retracted his extended foot and stepped aside.

We watched Piao Changji lead the way ahead, taking me and Yu Longting to his home.

Xiao Li threw herself into Beichen’s embrace like a bird returning to the forest, "I know, the handsome guy with long hair, Wuyue, is the Snake Lord, right? Aren’t I smart?"

"Smart, I figured it out at first sight, should I reward you with something?" Beichen’s voice dropped to a murmur.

It gave me a very special feeling, Xiao Li often asks him for rewards.

So, Beichen would habitually cooperate and ask.

"Of course, the reward is accompanying me tonight~ Do you still need to ask me?" Xiao Li said with a giggle and then asked earnestly, "Since you saw through it early, why intentionally scold Yuanyuan? That’s weird."

So filthy, really so filthy~~

Turns out the reward Xiao Li wants... is going for a ride...

I perked up my ears wanting to hear what Beichen would say, but Yu Longting had already asked Piao Changji for the direction of the residence and took me and Piao Changji to take a Mysterious Step away.

In an instant, we were a kilometer away, and naturally, I couldn’t hear a word of Beichen’s response.

I pouted in frustration, glaring at Yu Longting, who seemed oblivious.

Yu Longting lowered his head, almost kissing my lips, then quickly turned away to give a kiss on the whirl of my hair, "Once I get the scripture, I’ll settle the score with the Evil Dragon, repaying the favor of his upbringing. I might be a bit hasty. I’ll help you ask Beichen when I get back."

"I didn’t say anything, how do you know what I want to ask?" I murmured, trying to hide the impact this kiss had on my heart.

Clearly knowing I shouldn’t, shouldn’t comply with him kissing me using Wuyue’s body, but still... still unable to resist...

No matter who he becomes, he’s still the same Yu Longting who repeatedly makes my heart race.

Yu Longting didn’t explain anything further, gently whispered, "Did you not wash your hair?"

"I’m... I’m sorry, I seem to... I haven’t washed for two days." I suddenly felt awkward, with the events of last night I didn’t have time, "Did I stink you out?"

"No, the scent on you is more pleasant than shampoo, I really like it," said Yu Longting.

"Oh man, I really can’t take it anymore, just fetching a scripture, and there’s PDA along the way, I have so many wives and still can’t help being fed dog food." Piao Changji protested loudly, but suddenly he fell silent, his black eyes wickedly staring at me and Yu Longting, "Yu Qingxiao... I recall who it is now!! Isn’t that the legendary... Dragon Emperor?"