Love You Till the End Chapter 1230 - 1127: Shi Mei vs. Shi Keke (75)
Previously on Love You Till the End...
"Are you guys done yet?" Mr. Li was losing his patience. He covered the wound on his head, and the anger inside him was starting to boil over, "Looking at you all, it seems like you’re not planning to talk things over, are you? If that’s the case, there’s no need for me to waste any more time with you. My son’s injury and the fact that I was beaten—I will hold you responsible. My lawyer will contact you later, so just wait to receive the legal notice."
Li Yu snorted proudly, "My dad will have you locked up in jail. Just wait and see!"
"Which jail?" Little Tian Jue blinked his deep black eyes, looking at him with a serious expression.
"Du City First Prison!" Li Yu said.
"What is First Prison? I’ve never heard of it." Little Tian Jue put on a "I don’t get it" look, both adorable and innocent.
Li Yu: "First Prison is the biggest prison in Du City, with lots and lots of murderers. Once you’re in, you’ll be locked up with them, and then... those murderers will kill you..."
Shi Keke gave him a slight glance. For such a young boy to say something like that was truly surprising; it seemed he had received quite an unusual upbringing.
"The biggest prison, that must be for the fattest people. Look at you, your face is like a big pancake, your belly like a watermelon, round and full of meat. You’re so fat, of course, you should be locked up."
Little Tian Jue said, turning to give Xiao Ao Jue a glance, and seriously asked, "Brother, do you agree?"
"Actually, not really..." Xiao Ao Jue deliberately dragged out the last word, then said, "I think he’s not as fat as you described, little brother. Look at him, compared to our Sweet Heart, he’s nothing."
Yes, he used the words "nothing."
Using such a trendy online slang term isn’t something every three-year-old can do.
"I’m not fat! I’m not fat at all! You guys can’t call me fat!" Li Yu seemed quite resistant to being called fat, and suddenly became agitated, "You two, don’t call others fat! That’s really impolite!"
"My mommy says that when talking to polite people, you should be even more polite, and when talking to impolite people, you should be a bit more polite than them. We’re polite enough; we haven’t even called you names~~~" Little Tian Jue laughed mischievously, resembling Shi Yu in some ways.
"Exactly, you see, we didn’t compare you with other fat people, only with our Sweet Heart. But you know, that’s out of respect for you because we really like Sweet Heart. We give it ham and burgers every day. It’s very well-behaved and sensible; it barks ’woof woof woof’ for us every day."
When it comes to being sly, Xiao Ao Jue fits the bill. Although not as sly as Shi Yu, compared to many kids his age, his slyness had already reached a high level.
"You bad eggs! You’re talking nonsense! Rubbish! I’m not a dog, I won’t compare with a dog! I don’t want to eat ham burgers, I don’t want to bark ’woof woof woof’..." Unable to out-argue them and finding no retort, Li Yu was so frustrated that he started crying again, "Waaah..."
"You say you don’t want to bark, but you did just bark." Little Tian Jue kindly reminded him.
"And it sounded pretty good~" Xiao Ao Jue added.