Invincible Little School Doctor Chapter 2346: Come More Often in the Future?

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Previously on Invincible Little School Doctor...
Ye Haochuan promoted Xu Deyuan to Squad Leader and then went to the Medicine Warehouse. After a pill explosion, he encountered Yin Xirou, who had been trying to force him to give up a secret recipe. Ye Haochuan flirted with her and implied he knew what she was refining, making Yin Xirou curious about his skills.

Hearing Ye Haochuan’s loaded words, Yin Xirou’s face instantly flushed all the way to her ears.

But for the sake of her Alchemy, she still forced down the anger in her heart and tried to ask as gently as she could, "How did you know I was working on Gathering Yuan Pills?"

"Isn’t that obvious? Every Pill has its own unique smell. You just blew up your furnace, the smell in the room is thick as hell, and it’s not like my nose is broken, okay!" Ye Haochuan said, curling his lip.

"You’re really a Mysterious Pill Master?" Yin Xirou blurted out in surprise.

"What, don’t I look like one?"

Ye Haochuan struck a pose he thought looked cool.

"..."

She’d already guessed as much, but actually hearing it straight from Ye Haochuan’s mouth still made her jolt a little.

Since when did Mysterious Pill Masters get this cheap—this kind of unreliable punk was actually a Mysterious Pill Master, and from the looks of it, a pretty high-level one.

"Just now you said you came to help me, you mean... help me with Alchemy?"

Only after a long moment did Yin Xirou finally ask, as if suddenly waking up.

"What else? Or did you think I was gonna help you with something else?"

Ye Haochuan smacked his lips and said, "You wish. I’m not that kind of casual guy."

Asshole, so what, I’m the casual one here?

Yin Xirou stewed in silent anger. If she weren’t dead set on getting help with Alchemy at any cost, she would’ve slapped Ye Haochuan to death ages ago.

"How exactly are you going to help me?"

Maybe because she didn’t want Ye Haochuan to have even half a delusional fantasy, Yin Xirou’s expression went cold again as she asked icily.

"Of course we go back inside first, shut the door tight, pull the curtains, and then we..."

Ye Haochuan muttered a whole string under his breath, his eyes roaming all over Yin Xirou’s body.

"Enough!"

Yin Xirou was both shy and furious, pointing at Ye Haochuan’s nose as she cursed, "You bastard, don’t think that just because you’re helping me with Alchemy you can do whatever you want to me."

"What do you mean ’whatever I want’? This Alchemy is a secret passed down in my family. If we don’t close the doors and windows and someone manages to steal it, what then?"

Ye Haochuan wore a face of pure "innocence," and in the end simply ignored Yin Xirou and stepped into her room ahead of her.

Yin Xirou wanted to crawl into a crack in the ground. She stamped her little foot several times, but it still couldn’t vent the anger in her chest.

"This guy is definitely doing it on purpose. He keeps saying stuff with double meanings to mislead me, and then... then he acts all innocent after, it’s downright shameless!"

Yin Xirou cursed him bitterly in her heart for a long time, and only when the thought of "improving my Alchemy" finally pressed down her emotions did her mood calm a little. She walked into the room and shut the door.

"Holy crap, did I just see that right? A man went into Alchemist Yin’s house!"

Outside the door, a Disciple who happened to be passing by saw this and exclaimed on the spot.

"Not only did a man go in, they even shut the doors and windows. I smell something fishy going on!" another chimed in.

The two of them exchanged a look, and their Eight Trigrams gossip stat seemed to instantly explode. They actually went to find a spot to squat and stake out.

About an hour later, night had already fallen, and Yin Xirou’s door finally opened again. Ye Haochuan straightened his messy clothes, looking a little exhausted.

Yin Xirou watched Ye Haochuan’s back, her expression somewhat complicated.

"Could you... come often in the future?" After fidgeting for a while, Yin Xirou still couldn’t hold back and asked.

But the moment the words left her mouth, she realized the double meaning in them, and a blush suddenly rushed over her stunning face.

"Of course. I’m willing to devote all my energy to you, my beautiful one!"

Ye Haochuan still wore that bad-boy smile, raising his brows at Yin Xirou.

A mix of shyness and anger instantly colored Yin Xirou’s face. She didn’t dare bicker with Ye Haochuan anymore and fled back into the room.

Ye Haochuan let out an evil chuckle and, still unsatisfied, headed toward the Spirit Meal Room.

"Holy crap, the goddess not only got ’outputted,’ she’s hooked on it now. My three views... what a brutal death!" The squatting Disciple A felt like the sky and earth were spinning.

"Big news, man. Alchemist Yin always looks cold as ice, never thought she’d be so fiery on the inside."

Disciple B sighed and asked, "You think, if we tell Senior Brother Hao about this, will his whole worldview collapse?"

"Collapse? He might straight-up change his sexual orientation!" Disciple A said with a bitter smile.

Disciple B’s face lit up with anticipation as he said excitedly, "If he changes his orientation, doesn’t that mean I’ve got a shot? No way, I definitely have to tell Senior Brother Hao about this, let him see just how unreliable relationships between men and women are."

Disciple A’s face went dark with dense lines; he nearly puked right there on the spot.

Ye Haochuan walked for quite a while before the exhaustion in his mind eased a bit.

Dammit, that woman Yin Xirou might look gorgeous, but her IQ is really not that high. She almost worked this young master to death!

Ye Haochuan cursed silently in his heart.

Actually, it wasn’t that Yin Xirou’s IQ was low, it was that she’d been shackled by Immortal Realm Alchemy thinking. It was really hard for her to accept some of Ye Haochuan’s guidance and ideas, and that made Ye Haochuan expend several times more effort.

If Yin Xirou weren’t so damn pretty, and if that eager, knowledge-hungry look of hers weren’t so impossible to refuse, Ye Haochuan would’ve patted his butt and quit long ago.

"Crap, I totally forgot my actual business!"

Ye Haochuan suddenly jolted, remembering the matter of the medicinal ingredients.

He’d gotten too into talking with Yin Xirou just now and actually forgot the real reason he came.

But he didn’t go back to fetch them. Anyway, when he was making Spirit Meals today, there were still plenty of extra ingredients left. He could still wing it tomorrow.

As Deputy Manager, Ye Haochuan no longer had to live in the Pot Stove Room; he had a high-end suite now.

In fact, he hadn’t even seen where the bedroom in the Pot Stove Room was before he suddenly got promoted.

Led by Xu Deyuan, Ye Haochuan arrived at the residence of the Deputy Manager of Area C.

The moment he stepped through the door, Ye Haochuan’s mouth twitched twice uncontrollably.

Damn, did bandits raid this place or what? How is it cleaner than my own face?

Staring at the room where nothing had been left except the load-bearing walls, Ye Haochuan felt like his understanding of shamelessness had once again been refreshed to a new low.

This room was the previous Deputy Manager’s place. After his position was replaced by Ye Haochuan, he’d come back to move his things out.

His own stuff, naturally, goes without saying. But this guy had actually taken all the furniture—tables, chairs, stools, the lot.

And that wasn’t the worst of it. The most outrageous part was that he’d even taken the doors and window frames off and carried them away.

A nice, fully-furnished suite had literally been scavenged into a bare shell.

"Maybe you should head back to the Pot Stove Room for the night. The room’s a bit small, but at least it’s got everything."

Seeing the state of the room, Xu Deyuan’s face also went dark, and he tried to persuade Ye Haochuan.

"No need, this place is fine."

Ye Haochuan forced a smile, then asked, "So what’s this guy doing now? Where did they assign him?"

A trace of slyness hid behind Ye Haochuan’s smiling eyes.