Invincible Little School Doctor Chapter 1650: Improved Premium Pig!

Originally able to easily infiltrate the Gu Family, Ye Haochuan felt that rescuing Little Lei was already half successful. The other half was just dealing with Gu Tao to rescue Little Lei.

Unexpectedly, just as they reached the destination and were about to see Little Lei, they were stopped.

A guard at the Nascent Soul Early Stage, not too strong, but not weak either. Attempting to sneak in silently was obviously impossible.

"These guards aren’t here to prevent people from sneaking in; they’re here to stop the Demon Beasts inside from escaping!" Di Yan cast a resentful glance at one of the guards, having evidently suffered at their hands before.

"No wonder I was wondering why there were no defenses outside, but it’s so heavily guarded here." Ye Haochuan suddenly understood.

"Just one Nascent Soul Early Stage, we can disguise as ordinary people, get close, and suddenly attack; we should be able to kill them instantly!" Fan Qingyin whispered.

"No way!" Di Yan shook his head, "Gu Tao hates dealing with slaves, doesn’t even want to see them, so there’s a strict order to kill any intruding slaves."

Fan Qingyin shivered at these words. Her proposal seemed quite reasonable at first.

However, she forgot that the Gu Family didn’t value the lives of ordinary people; they would kill without giving a chance to explain.

Fortunately, Di Yan came with them, otherwise, they would have likely resorted to this method, leading to disaster.

"No way, let me go! I can shrink to the size of an ant, they won’t see me!" Yige suddenly suggested.

"No!" Ye Haochuan immediately refused, "You’re not discovered now because I’m using my ability to hide your presence, the moment you leave my body, you’ll be exposed."

The body could shrink, but the presence couldn’t. Even as small as dust, they’d still be detected.

"This won’t work, that won’t work, so what do we do? We’ve come this far, are we going back empty-handed?" Fan Qingyin frowned.

Ye Haochuan was also frustrated. He had considered using the Vermilion Bird Illusionary Seal to control the guards, but it required close proximity.

However, according to Di Yan’s description, getting close was impossible, rendering the plan useless.

"I have an idea!" Di Yan suddenly spoke up.

Damn, are you messing with me on purpose? If you had an idea, why didn’t you say so earlier?

Ye Haochuan cursed in his heart but still politely asked, "What idea?"

"I know one of the gate guards is an overly lustful old woman!" Di Yan chuckled sinisterly.

"You mean..." Fan Qingyin seemed to understand, looking at Ye Haochuan with a strange expression.

Di Yan smirked, "This guy isn’t as handsome as me, but he’s decent. If he seduces the guard, the chances of success are high..."

"Damn, are you serious? You want me to sacrifice my looks?" Ye Haochuan said indignantly.

"Come on, stop pretending to be a saint. I’m not even complaining about you flirting around, and you’re not willing?" Fan Qingyin pouted, humming.

Seriously, what’s with this girl? Just because I’ve had... several... dozens of women, doesn’t mean I’m that terrible, right?

Ye Haochuan was deeply frustrated inside.

"Fine, to save Little Lei, I’m sacrificing myself!" Ye Haochuan declared earnestly.

But the next moment, his true nature emerged, and he slyly asked, "By the way, is that woman good-looking? A good figure? Her Cultivation is so high, even if she were Zhu Bajie, she’d use Spiritual Energy to look good, right..."

"You bastard!" Fan Qingyin’s face changed immediately, shouting, "I warn you, if you dare to take it seriously, I’ll chop off your tool!"

Damn, isn’t that too harsh? If you chop off my tool, won’t you also have to rely on cucumbers?

Ye Haochuan thought secretly.

Di Yan ignored Fan Qingyin and instead reassured Ye Haochuan with a mischievous grin, "Don’t worry, you’ll be satisfied!"

Hearing Di Yan’s words, Ye Haochuan suddenly had a bad feeling.

Sure enough, led by Di Yan, they quickly reached the gate he mentioned.

From afar, a "round ball" was strikingly conspicuous. The entire large gate was practically filled by this round ball.

Damn, this woman must be closely related to a domestic pig, enhanced version at that, or else she couldn’t grow this big!

Ye Haochuan turned pale, inwardly cursing Di Yan’s ancestors.

He’d seen fat people before but never this fat.

This woman was at least two meters tall, her body couldn’t be described as a barrel, more like an ancient water tank. Ye Haochuan estimated she weighed five or six hundred pounds.

"I suddenly feel my standards were too high for you!" Fan Qingyin said gleefully, "Go ahead, do whatever you want, I definitely won’t hold it against you, haha~"

She couldn’t help but laugh herself.

"Damn, I have no desire to mate with a pig!" Ye Haochuan’s face turned green, this girl was clearly trying to push him over the edge.

"But, if we don’t use this method, how will we rescue Little Lei? Are you willing to let Little Lei continue to suffer inside?" Fan Qingyin pouted.

"You..." Ye Haochuan was suddenly overwhelmed with the urge to cry. He shot a harsh glare at the smirking Di Yan and said angrily, "You’d better be serious, or I won’t let you off!"

"Don’t worry, I’m not someone who doesn’t know what’s important!" Di Yan finally put away his mocking face and said seriously, "But before going out, you need to disguise yourself!"

Gu Tao’s order wasn’t to let anyone approach. Even if that fat woman liked men, she wouldn’t dare to disobey.

So, they needed to attract the woman’s attention without approaching, and without arousing her suspicion, which was no simple task.

To save Little Lei, Ye Haochuan didn’t care about his image anymore. He tore his clothes into rags, looking like someone bullied.

Then, he "fled" in panic, while Di Yan turned into a cat teasing a mouse, jumping in front of Ye Haochuan, roaring angrily, watching Ye Haochuan "turn pale with fright," then leaving.

Not far away, Di Yan appeared again, scaring him into running amok.

If this were outside, this act would surely attract a crowd. But here, as the mount of the Gu Family’s young master, toying with a slave was nothing unusual.

Rip~

Ye Haochuan’s ragged clothes couldn’t escape Di Yan’s "claws," and were torn to shreds. Instantly, his solid muscles and bronze skin fully displayed a rugged masculine charm.

Just then, the eyes of the fat woman in the distance began to glow with golden light!