Host, Please Be Honest! What Exactly Are You? Chapter 683 Lucky Business Owners!
Previously on Host, Please Be Honest! What Exactly Are You?...
"Almighty Creator, please extend your divine forgiveness for our negligence." Gabrielle and a contingent of angels bowed their heads in humility.
"It was entirely our oversight that this world remained unobserved for such an extended period."
"We implore you, Almighty Creator, please find rest and ascend to the heavens. We shall assume responsibility from this point forward, ensuring this world receives the utmost care and protection it rightfully deserves!"
The Supreme Father and Mother Nature exchanged gentle smiles, acknowledging their imminent departure lest these numerous celestial beings linger indefinitely in this realm. The Supreme Father, with a smile, turned to face Butler Sheng, Old Gia, and many other familiar countenances. He also cast a glance at the assembled disciples, conveying his gratitude.
"Old friends, our journey together has been memorable… What? Now that you've recognized my true identity, you no longer wish to associate with me? I am still Old Tian, you know?"
With a cheerful jest, he lightly struck Old Gia's back, drawing him and several others into a hearty, masculine embrace.
The extraordinary feat of his arms embracing twenty individuals simultaneously seemed unsurspising to most, given the revelation of his identity. "Shall we partake in a drink before my departure?... Sheng, you too."
AH–
Butler Sheng, Bewoh, Haru, Chan-ki, Raulin, and Zaulin's eyes welled up with tears. "Master! I am overjoyed that you are alive!"
All the elders and several other individuals accompanied The Almighty for a celebratory drink. "Pray tell, who is the proprietor of this establishment? My Tian family shall render full compensation for any refreshments consumed." The Almighty declared with an air of regal pride.
Meanwhile, within the safety of the designated zones, the operator of a particular establishment was in a state of utter delirium, bouncing with such fervor that dizziness began to set in.
"Did you witness that? Did you truly see it? The Almighty! The Father of the Gods himself graced my humble place! Wooooooo~... This is unequivocally the most glorious day of my existence!"
Though ecstatic at this moment, the man remained unaware that due to the Supreme Being's presence, his business would be imbued with an unparalleled fortune, destined to last for ten millennia. It was as if even a catastrophic vehicular collision would befall the car, leaving the eatery entirely unscathed. The establishment's prestige would soar to unprecedented heights, with countless individuals clamoring to patronize the very spot where the Almighty had partaken in a meal. As for occupying the Almighty's seat… BAH! Who do you presume yourself to be? Are you even worthy?
Never again harbor such delusional aspirations!
The seat itself would radiate a potent aura of good fortune, capable of repelling projectiles and incinerating any malevolent entities attempting to encroach upon the store or the adjacent street blocks.
Woo-hoo~
Overwhelmed with elation, the proprietor fainted. Upon the application of water, he regained consciousness only to faint once more upon truly grasping the reality of the situation.
Chen Su, experiencing the most intense emotions, stammered in a mixture of horror and awe, realizing that the very Tian family he had once harbored disdain for was, in fact, a lineage brimming with celestial deities. It was evident that following this day, the number of newborns christened with names like Drian, Tian, or similar variations would experience a dramatic surge. Old Tian, accompanied by his companions and several disciples, including the audacious Ghu Sota who had ingeniously infiltrated the gathering, prepared to depart. One couldn't help but admire the young man's sheer nerve. "Uncle Tian, you are absolutely MAGNIFICENT! So, you managed to get us all through mere flatulence and undignified bodily expulsions?"
[The Almighty]:...
[Everyone else]:...
This time, it wasn't Old Madam Ghu who hurled a slipper, but rather Ghu Dwo, his father, and Old Ghu, his grandfather. You incorrigible brat! Have you no sense of decorum?
"Look! Look, Uncle Tian, they are picking on me!"
"Bahahahahahhahahahaahhaahha~" The Almighty erupted into hearty laughter, finding himself thoroughly amused by Ghu Sota's uninhibited nature. "Young man, you possess a commendable spirit… the same applies to all of you… Jung Hou, Wei Gia, Gia Donghai, and everyone else."
"I entrust this world into your safekeeping. Guard it diligently and never succumb to temptation… Although I am departing, I maintain a profound connection with this world. I shall forever remain with you, in spirit, in soul, and in presence… For after all, each one of you was brought into existence by me."
Now, they toasted with their drinks, with the notable exception of Ghu Sota, whose wine was miraculously transformed into water just as he was about to lift it.
[Ghu Sota]... Impressive, truly, but might you perhaps transform it into orange juice, or something equally palatable?
Alas, the stern gazes bestowed upon him by his grandfather and father signaled that any further uttered words would result in his permanent departure from this life.
The men engaged in revelry, while the women convened separately. Mother Nature, accompanied by Old Madam Ghu and several others, ventured out into the bustling streets, intending to select a suitable location for a meal. Unbeknownst to them at this moment, numerous business proprietors were clenching their fists in anticipation, akin to awaiting the announcement of lottery results. Which establishment would be the fortunate recipient? Which one would it be?
Mother Nature seemed to favor one of the bakery cafes, adorning it with plants and an otherwise lifeless atmosphere. These plants, however, were perishing solely because of the incursion of underworld creatures onto the surface. Yet, with her arrival, the very air was purified, breathing life back into the flora. But these plants now seemed to have been injected with growth hormones, rapidly sprouting and transforming into fairy-like versions of themselves. It was a jackpot moment!
The astonished owners of the bakery cafe, along with their family, were embracing and leaping about with wild excitement. "Quickly, once we reach the surface, we must race to the cafe, otherwise, someone might snatch those flower pots!"
"Bah! Over my dead body!"
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Dorian and Draymond let out soft chuckles, leaving their parents to their own devices… But what about the troublemakers standing before them?
…
Lucifer and the others felt a sharp sting in their eyes.
Observing the numerous entities manifesting into this world from seemingly nowhere, the severely battered Underworld Princes, all harbored expressions of hatred, envy, and utter helplessness. Why? Why was it still like this?
So, after years, decades, centuries, and even millennia of meticulous planning, this… this was the ultimate outcome?
Brought to their knees before these beings, the situation felt disturbingly familiar. Wasn't this precisely how it was when they were first banished to the underworld?
No, there was a significant difference compared to then. At that time, it was merely the heavenly beings looking down upon them. Humans were also involved in that scenario.