Heaven, Earth, Me Chapter 1700. Hunting Gathering Invitation.
Previously on Heaven, Earth, Me...
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When Yasenia returned, she saw her girls gathered together and laughing. Only Evelyn had a face as if she had just lost the entire world. Curiosity bloomed in her heart, and entered the room. "You are all here, dears. What are you talking about? Also... Why is Evelyn that way?"
Evelyn stood up and flew into Yasenia’s arms like a bird returning to her nest. Her face, at a perfect height to crash right into Yasenia’s chest, landed and bounced three times before she buried herself there.
"Yasenia, tell Angel something! Her punishment is too ruthless!"
Angel rolled her eyes with a smile on her lips. Yasenia blinked, looking back and forth, and hugged Evelyn closely. "What’s wrong, dear?"
Evelyn looked up and spoke, her voice as if declaring an unacceptable injustice. "Angel just prohibited me from touching her tits for a year! A YEAR! Can you believe it!? I demand you, as the head of the household, rectify this brutal punishment for my very tiny and insignificant mistake."
Yasenia deadpanned while the girls laughed again. Feeling somewhat playful, Yasenia looked at Evelyn once and spoke with a sigh. "I see... It seems that my breasts are insufficient for you. Since you don’t need them, should I shrink them or something? They’ve lately become so big that they are almost in the way of swinging my weapons as I like."
That was a lie. Yasenia could control her body perfectly. Even if they became double their current size, she would have little trouble fighting. Of course, the problem with doubling in size was that Yasenia might become a woman attached to her breasts instead of a woman with large breasts. It would be too much!
Meanwhile, Evelyn looked at Yasenia as if lightning had just struck her. "R-R-Reducing breasts in size?"
Evelyn began hyperventilating. "W-Who knew there was such a horrifying way of linking words in a single sentence?"
She pointed at Yasenia’s nose and scolded. "No wonder Heaven always smites you! You had such abhorrent thoughts inside your head!? How could you even mention such an abominable behavior!? Whoever does that should be struck by Heavenly Lightning for going against the true natural path all tits should follow!"
Yasenia had not expected such a reaction, so it was now her turn to look at her Dear with a stunned look. ’Did she just say that I deserved to be hit by lightning? Was what I said that bad?’
Evelyn grabbed Yasenia’s incredibly voluminous breasts, sinking her entire hand into the softness. "You see this!? What other breast has the perfect combination of softness, elasticity, and size to swallow entire hands and return to their upright form when released? Your breasts are not only massive, soft, and gorgeously shaped, but they are also perky! A heavenly miracle! Your tits defy all laws of the universe just to look beautiful! And you speak of reducing their size!? BLASPHEMY!"
Yasenia was left so speechless that she didn’t even know how to answer. "Um... Sorry?"
Evelyn harrumphed, massaging Yasenia’s breasts even more violently. She pulled up, down, sideways, outward, and inside. She was basically doing breast fondling combos that the girls couldn’t help but admire. Admire because they could see Yasenia’s body twitching with pleasure, clearly finding it difficult to hold back.
"You better be sorry! Look, your breasts are not only massive, but they are also sensitive! That’s basically an impossibility. While large breasts are gorgeous, they sadly are quite insensitive. Yours, on the other hand, are both a delight to touch and to be touched! They are just perfect, I tell you! Now, moan as an apology to your perfect breasts!"
Evelyn’s fingers latched and gently twisted Yasenia’s nipples at the perfect angle and with perfect strength.
"Aahhn~."
Yasenia blinked, stupefied. She had not purposely moaned, but was made to moan by Evelyn.
Still, after Yasenia moaned, the entire room sank into silence. Her voice, when releasing such a sensual and pleasure-filled sound, caused absolutely everyone to feel as if their ears and bones were melting.
Even Evelyn couldn’t help but blush. ’...Her moans are as lovely as ever. I feel my entire body tingling. Wow.’
Yasenia’s eyes deepened, looking down at the blushing girl who had, at some point, released her breasts. "...You know what you’ve done, right?"
Evelyn looked up, and her blush only deepened. Yasenia’s current face was both menacing and full of sensuality. Her faintly arched, luscious lips. Those gorgeous eyes with the slightly yet alluringly lifted corners... Everything told Evelyn that her brain was about to be scrambled with pure pleasure.
Evelyn gulped. "Um... Is there a chance to discuss it calmly?"
Yasenia stretched her hand and tightly grabbed Evelyn’s breast while looking at her from above. "Aahnn~."
Yasenia smiled seductively. "Do you think that’s even possible?"
Evelyn clamped her thighs, her lower lips already drooling, knowing the absolute pounding that was about to come her way. The girls watched as Evelyn and Yasenia disappeared and silently lit a candle in their heads. ’Good luck, Evelyn. You’ll need it.’
Tatyana chuckled and sat where Evelyn had been sitting without any form of decorum. As her body fell, she changed into a comfortable, loose robe that almost revealed her bare chest. As she raised her leg to cross it, the short robe almost revealed her precious place between her legs. "Ah... nothing better than home."
Kali smiled and asked, glancing between Tatyana and Shang Qinqin. "So, how was it?"
Tatyana shrugged. "Successful. How else could it be when Yasenia has gone personally? Those women thought they could play Yasenia with words, rhetoric, and dirty tricks? Not only did Yasenia shut them up, but she also made many friends. Only..."
Tatyana showed a complicated look. Angel chuckled. "What, did she use something too valuable?"
Tatyana shook her head and flopped to the side. "No. But we might be receiving some marriage letters from female nobles from now on. Did you see what clothes she chose to wear? Yasenia quite literally went all out and even used makeup. The only thing she didn’t use was her charm techniques, because if she did, Yasenia might’ve been caged right there and then by those horny women."
The girls blinked and recalled Yasenia’s looks. The white kimono with fur edges and very low-cut, her perfectly styled hair, that face with incredibly suitable makeup...
"Ah..."
A sound of recognition left all of them. Tatyana shrugged and looked at Qinqin. "She helped a bit as well. One of the top beauties of this place is actually her friend. So, when they purposely seated us with them, wanting to embarrass us, that connection helped break the ice. After all, the ones embarrassed weren’t us, but them."
Andrea chuckled. "They tried that? How were they?"
Tatyana blinked. "Who? Those top beauties?"
Andrea nodded, and Tatyana judged them objectively. "In terms of pure beauty, without taking into account anything else, they are probably at Angel’s and Kali’s level of beauty. Perhaps they lack a touch, but that should be a good comparison."
Andrea’s eyebrow raised. "That’s quite impressive."
Tatyana shrugged. "You can find many women at that level in different worlds. You just need to search. Sadly, the reason there are so few at the high levels is that something happens to them most of the time before they manage to mature. Beauty is a blessing and a curse."
The girls hummed and nodded. Cecile spoke up, her tone as flat as always. "So, we will be able to attend from now on and socialize better?"
Cecile was in charge of socializing parties that involved hunting and other more competitive gatherings. She and Andrea usually went together.
Kali attended more elegant ones with Angel. Kali’s innate elegance and presence, together with Angel’s pure-looking face and outwardly indifferent attitude, mixed together delightfully.
Meanwhile, Evelyn went to more serious ones with Shang Qinqin. Shang Qinqin was the person with the most connections, so Evelyn made sure to participate with her so that no one could straight-up bully her without wondering if the Shang Family would retaliate.
They split the tasks, and when something serious came up, they went together with Tatyana and quite a few of the maids.
That had been their routine when Yasenia was away, and it worked perfectly. The Dravory Clan, even when Yasenia had a bad reputation, managed to fit into high society. They were somewhat on the edge, but the most difficult part of being admitted as one had been done thanks to Yasenia’s visit to the Imperial Palace.
Either way, now that Yasenia cleared the bad reputation, their work would be ten times easier.
Andrea recalled the schedule and commented. "Cecile, we need to prepare to go to that hunting gathering. It is in around one month or so."
Cecile nodded. "I haven’t forgotten. I heard from Clara that a Prince is participating this time around? Tatyana, will you come?"
"Yasenia and I will go with you two. Yasenia will be much more active from now on in that regard." Tatyana paused and looked up, where Evelyn and Yasenia were having a fun time. "She is now much more focused."
Kali chuckled. "I wonder if she will do it more often or less than before?"
Tatyana smirked. "She will probably up the difficulty to take less time. You should prepare."
The girls squirmed a little. Even after all these years, their hearts pounded at the thought of the pleasure and love Yasenia could still give. The satisfaction they felt each time they finished, and during the act, left them feeling as if they were floating on clouds of affection.
At the side, the other girl was listening with perked-up ears, her face blushing as she imagined who knows what.
Eve walked into the room holding a jade slip. "Young Miss... Hm. Lady Tatyana, this just arrived. It came straight from the Imperial Palace."
Tatyana extended her hand lazily and looked at the item closely. "I don’t detect anything strange. Mirrory? What about you?"
The floating, red-haired beauty glanced over and shook her head. "You can open it. There is nothing wrong with it."
Tatyana trusted her deeply, so she did so and read the letter. After reading the long and flowery language, Tatyana summarized it. "In short, the Empress is asking us to attend the Hunter Gathering without anyone missing. Tsk, tsk. It says that it is to compensate us for the trouble she caused in the palace, but..." Tatyana scoffed. "Who knows what her intentions are."