Heaven, Earth, Me Chapter 1533. Reunion with Darling!

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Previously on Heaven, Earth, Me...
Yasenia approached the Grass Forest World and elegantly donned a seductive white kimono with her maids' assistance, stunning even her disciple Feixue into fainting. She intimidated the world's Heaven into retreat before sensing and descending upon Andrea, who was shopping with Princess Tao. Their emotional reunion was interrupted by Princess Tao's shrill insult and command to kill Yasenia, provoking the dragoness to unleash her terrifying aura while claiming Andrea as her wife.

“How did you address my wife, you mortal? Say it once more if you dare.”

Those words crashed down like an immense holy peak. Struck directly by Yasenia’s terrifying aura, Princess Tao stumbled backward in sheer fright and started shaking uncontrollably. “Y-You! H-How dare you label me a mortal! I-I’m a noble Level One Transcendence Realm Cultivator!” 

Gazing downward, Yasenia felt a surge of inner shock and promptly assessed her own aura. The instant she did, a huge scornful grin spread across her mouth, her eyes filled with contempt. “You’re so feeble that I didn’t sense you at all.” 

As a respected powerhouse, the guard captain hurriedly positioned himself before Princess Tao, despite every instinct urging him to flee. Yet, loyal to the crown and possessing honor, he refused to stand idle as the princess faced assault. 

“Senior, please curb your fury. We were unaware Lady Andrea was your wife.” 

Truth be told, upon hearing that line, he realized they were in grave peril. Andrea had repeatedly mentioned in the past having a wife. Thus, he now staked everything on his view of Andrea’s nature as kind and forgiving. 

He’d long thought that only Andrea could correct their princess’s misguided ways. Therefore, despite knowing Andrea opposed it, he strongly favored their union. 

He’d even grown somewhat familiar with Andrea and heard her voice complaints that this match would lead to disaster. Back then, he hadn’t heeded her warnings, but now he understood a horrifying figure lurked behind the tall, valiant, and just woman. 

Yasenia’s brows knitted upon those words. She detected a hint of deception in them. To verify, her eyes shifted to her beloved. “Didn’t you mention me to them?”

Unlike her fearsome voice from before, she now whined like a spurned spouse pleading with her devoted partner. Her tail even thrashed wildly in back. 

That melting, pitiful tone nearly made the Guard Captain confess everything. Horrified by the impulse, he thought, ‘Heavens above, what kind of seductive power does this woman wield?’

Andrea grasped the Guard Captain’s inner turmoil well. Though she harbored grudge against the royals for pressuring her, she held no ill will toward the guards. In fact, they’d proven invaluable in restraining Princess Tao’s wilder impulses. 

In large measure, they gave Andrea the assurance to endure long enough, build her power, and confront King Tao. 

Nevertheless, Andrea remembered a crucial principle for handling her precious dragoness: absolute honesty smoothed over nearly everything. 

Lying to her dragoness was something Andrea could never abide. Thus, she descended a bit and gently drew Yasenia into an embrace, soothing the stunning beauty. ‘T-This is truly quite challenging…’ 

Earlier, Andrea hadn’t realized it, but with her first emotional rush subsiding, her mind sharpened to the overwhelming allure radiating from every inch and motion of the dragoness. 

Gazing down at Yasenia’s captivating, mildly accusing eyes peering up, Andrea’s thoughts raced with improper images. She nipped her tongue lightly to fend off her lover’s potent magnetism, then cleared her throat and spoke. 

“Love, I’m thrilled you’re upset on my account, but these guards are blameless. They’ve actually assisted—”

“That doesn’t matter to me!” Yasenia sulked, nearly shattering Andrea’s fragile resolve. “Tell me, did you inform them about me!” 

Andrea surrendered swiftly. “Yes, yes. I shared with all that my wife was a heart-shaking dragon…” Now it was her turn to feel a touch aggrieved. She huffed. “But since someone took nearly a hundred years to seek me out, no one believed it.” 

The retort struck perfectly! Yasenia’s sulky expression softened at once into sheepish remorse as she peeked at Andrea. 

Andrea: ‘What a wicked look! It defies all fairness! Who could stay mad at that face!?’ 

Our valiant, stunning heroine teetered on the edge of emotional collapse. She couldn’t fathom why her lover’s every move brimmed with such allure to rouse “little Andrea”! 

“Sorry, Darling. I meant to arrive sooner, but the pregnancy…” Yasenia’s eyes sparkled. “I nearly overlooked our child!”

Watching Yasenia dart off briefly, Andrea went rigid, abruptly gripped by intense anxiety. “R-R-Right, the baby. My baby… My dragoness carried my baby…” 

‘Why am I more anxious now than during my own childbirth!?’ 

In mere moments, Yasenia came back cradling a dragon egg of divine splendor. Its shell, resembling a vast cosmic expanse, left viewers in awe. 

Yet, the moment Andrea spotted the egg's enormous size, she nearly collapsed. ‘How on earth did my sweet little dragoness produce such a massive egg!?’, she wondered.

Though desperate to cradle her offspring, Andrea's concern for the mother overrode all. “Y-You okay, Yasenia? That egg is huge. Oh, Heavens, everything alright? Did anything go wrong?” 

As Andrea zipped around her at blinding speed, creating afterimages, Yasenia chuckled and thrust her hand out, halting her precisely before her. “Silly Darling, I'm perfectly fine! Here, hold it.” 

Thus, the egg was placed gently into Andrea's arms. She wrapped them tenderly around it, and immediately sensed a profound bond. Their blood tie stirred deep emotions in Andrea. “My baby… Hm?” 

Andrea's lovely light green eyes blinked, her spiritual sense scanning the egg's aura. Gazing at the enchanting, realm-shaking beauty with a smile, she questioned in bewilderment, “Why does this egg radiate the aura of a Mythical Core Realm Beast?”

Yasenia blinked with feigned innocence. “Born in the Sixth Realm, naturally that's his aura.” 

Andrea froze in complete shock. 

“Sixth Realm?” 

“Yes.”

“Just born?” 

“Yup!”

“...Heavens.” 

Andrea lost count of the shocks hitting her mere minutes after reuniting with Yasenia. She felt like a frog in a shallow well, suddenly beholding the boundless seas and heavens. 

Watching Andrea stand there dazed, Yasenia shifted her gaze to the interrupted matter, her expression turning icy. “From what I've gathered, you were attempting to push my Darling toward that trash beside you?” 

The Guard Captain hadn't dared interject, even silencing Princess Tao completely. His instincts screamed that interrupting would doom them beyond heavenly salvation. A wise choice indeed. 

Moreover, hearing of their child together nearly made him faint! ‘Good we never pressured her. Otherwise, the Tao Dynasty would vanish in a night!’

Trembling with after-fear, he pleaded respectfully. “S-Senior, forgive my lie now. I only sought to preserve our lives. Truly, nothing occurred between them. Princess Tao and Madam Andrea haven't so much as touched hands. Thus, in your boundless mercy, please forgive us.” 

Yasenia replied icily. “Human, you misunderstand one thing. I'm no Dragon Human…” Her golden eyes gleamed as she ascended skyward, her declaration echoing across the world. 

“I am a dragon.” 

Blue light flashed across the heavens, then darkness descended abruptly. Night seemed to crash in, stars, Moon, and Sun blazing vividly overhead. 

To mortals, it appeared as sudden nightfall. But elite cultivators paled in terror. The sky hadn't become night.

A colossal Dragon spanning horizon to horizon had appeared above, as if the cosmos itself had forged into draconic form. 

Andrea stared upward, jaw slack. “Heavens… Is my little dragoness determined to jolt my aging heart a hundredfold today? What kind of size is that!?” 

Princess Tao, defiant despite fear, now lay prostrate, beholding the sky like the arrival of an ancient primordial terror. 

Guard Captain: ‘Doom. Doom. Doom. Doom. Doom…’ 

Yasenia's thunderous voice rolled forth, spanning tens of thousands of kilometers with ease. “Understand now? Why forgive you? Why not obliterate your dynasty for daring to covet my possession?” 

The Guard Captain teetered on mental collapse, clueless how to respond. Even kids knew better than to rob a Dragon, let alone their mate! 

Yet, summoning his battle-hardened resolve, he prostrated deeply. “Please. I implore you from my soul's depths. Spare us this once. We vow full support and utmost compensation.” 

Did he pin hopes on their king halting her? Pre-transformation, faint optimism lingered. But her dragon form snuffed it like a gale dousing a frail candle. 

Suddenly, a melody like a thousand celestial sirens reached him. 

“Yasenia, love. Hear me out this time. Wouldn't treasures from these nobodies beat slaying them?” 

The sky-spanning dragon glanced at Andrea, then snorted. “Fine, darling's wish it is.” 

The sky was shrouded in blue light, and upon Yasenia's return, her white dress and makeup remained perfectly in place. How? In that single second of shifting back, Anna and Eve had handled everything with a velocity so immense it would daze even Sixth Realm powerhouses.

Once back in her human shape, Yasenia glanced at Princess Tao, but aware that the woman's psyche was utterly shattered, she pivoted to the Guard Captain. “Guide me toward the capital. I want to have a chat with your King about the good deeds of his pampered daughter.”

A wave of relief washed over the Guard Captain like a pardon from imminent doom, nearly causing his legs to give way. Yet, heeding her command without hesitation, he scanned the handful of guards still able to stand nearby. “You’ve heard Lady Dragon, move out and carry our brothers and sisters who have fainted with you. I will carry Princess Tao.”

At his directive, the group departed, with Yasenia and Andrea trailing them, while Tatyana, Feixue, and the full contingent of 300 maids brought up the rear.