Evil Venerable of the Sword Dao Chapter 1730: My TikTok Is Just Too Invincible

Introduction:

My name is Su Mufan, I’m a transmigrator, and I’m watching Douyin on the God and Demon Continent.

I’m really anxious now, because my Douyin has mutated and is exclusively recommending lifestyle videos of Goddesses and Witches to me.

Oh, please, how can a devoted man like me be interested in their private lives?

I want to see the cultivation process!

Douyin: Host, watch the entire cultivation process of Demon Emperor Su Chan carefully to acquire the Divine Level Cultivation Secret Manual "Great Yin Yang Chaos Sutra," comprehension points +99999.

Douyin: Host, watch the entire alchemy scenes of Dan Emperor Guxuan to acquire the Divine Level Alchemy Secrets "Taichu Divine Pill Nineteen Scrolls," Taichu Divine Pill *999.

Chapter 1: Douyin System, Recording Beautiful Space-Time

"With a meteor crescent sword in my hand, I shout the loud slogan, ’Who goes there, name yourself, if you’re bold enough, don’t run’..."

The familiar song seemed to still echo in Su Mufan’s ears.

Su Mufan was still a bit confused.

A moment ago, he was watching a Douyin video.

In the video, a thirty-something dark-faced ugly man was twisting his butt, taking small flowery steps, both thumbs up, giving props to a seventy-year-old man smoking a pipe.

The music accompanying the video was that mischievous tune, "Laughing Heroes."

The old man looked calmly at the ugly man, and when the ugly man approached him, the old man abruptly smashed the pipe onto the ugly man’s head.

The ugly man screamed exaggeratedly, fell to the ground, convulsed wildly, and foamed soap bubbles at the mouth.

The performance was so awkward, and the low-budget special effects were eye-piercing, making Su Mufan laugh uncontrollably.

Just when Su Mufan was laughing, suddenly, he felt a mysterious force slam onto his head!

He was like being struck by lightning, his consciousness instantly plunging into darkness.

When he awoke, he found himself in a very magical space.

This space was gray and misty.

He seemed to be a ghost, floating in this space, able to fly around freely.

"Douyin System, Recording Beautiful Space-Time."

Suddenly, a very mechanical female voice echoed throughout the void.

The voice was deafening, as if it originated from the depths of the soul.

"Soul energy match detected."

"Douyin System activation in progress."

"Soul space stabilizing."

"System activation successful."

"Congratulations host, soul binding successful."

...

A series of sounds made Su Mufan feel very curious.

But then, the subsequent memories rushed in like a tidal wave.

Su Mufan’s head ached terribly, his vision blacked out, and he left this grayish world directly.

A long while later.

When Su Mufan awoke again, he only felt his entire body was extraordinarily painful.

"I... I’ve transmigrated?"

"Is this a world called ’God and Demon Continent’?"

"Is this the Jingxuan Sect at Lin Mountain Town in Netherworld City?"

"I... am the Direct Disciple of the Sect Master of Jingxuan Sect, also named ’Su Mufan’?"

"I actually harassed my Little Junior Sister Lin Xiaoru and was caught on the spot? This is obviously a trap!"

"The Master is very disappointed with me, so he’s going to strip me of all my cultivation and expel me from the sect?"

"It’s only because the Little Junior Brother Lin Yuanxu, whom I always disliked but always wanted to be close to me, begged persistently that I barely secured an Outer Disciple’s ’status’?"

After reading these messages from his memory, Su Mufan’s expression was very peculiar.

He’s read many novels.

This is a standard waste start template!

But when such a thing truly happens to him, Su Mufan can hardly enjoy it.

This is a brutal world where people devour each other!

In this world, cultivators can move mountains and fill seas, their means are incredible!

In this world, survival of the fittest prevails, and ordinary people’s lives are not guaranteed!

Transmigrating into such a waste’s body, wanting to survive, is not just very difficult but incredibly difficult!

On Earth, he wasn’t exactly successful, but he was carefree, with no worries about food and drink.

Moreover, Earth’s China is a place with highly developed entertainment, watching movies, reading novels, browsing Douyin on idle days, life couldn’t be more enjoyable...

Thinking of Douyin, Su Mufan shivered and immediately thought of his Douyin System.

"Douyin System... calling Douyin System."

Su Mufan tried calling the system, but there was no response.

Thinking, he concentrated and tried to gather his awareness.

Gradually, sleepiness attacked, and Su Mufan forgot everything.

After falling asleep, Su Mufan’s soul seemed to leave his body and reappeared in the gray world.

"Ding——Host’s body detected to have hidden illnesses, Douyin System searching for short videos."

"Ding——Search successful."

"System recommends ten videos, please watch carefully."

After the system’s mechanical female voice reminder, the gray world suddenly darkened.

Then, the entire world suddenly brightened.

Su Mufan seemed to become the divine being, the god of this world, possessing a terrifying god’s perspective.

Two-dimension, three-dimension, four-dimension scenes seemed all to be presented before his eyes.

As Su Mufan was feeling shocked, the system provided the corresponding voiceover.

"I’ve heard your song, my big brother, I understand your heart, your joys and sorrows..."

The sweet female voice was still from those Chinese female singers.

But the image was of a nearly three-meter-tall muscle monster practicing!!!

His biceps were practically larger than Su Mufan’s head!

Currently, he was bare, holding a wrist-thick Black Iron stick, fiercely smashing himself!

Su Mufan instinctively glanced below him, instantly feeling strongly stimulated.

He had a delusion like comparing Su Lie’s weapon to Sun Wukong’s in King of Glory.

Su Mufan looked at his own "that," feeling utterly defeated.

"Change."

He instinctively swiped his hand as if touching a screen, but he didn’t actually touch a screen.

When he realized he was not using a phone, the world and scenario of the muscle man changed instantly.

Su Mufan appeared beside a fairy-like Spirit Pond.

In the pool, an ice-skin jade-bone woman sat cross-legged on the jade water surface, quietly cultivating her cultivation technique.

And the music accompanying the system was the ancient zither tune "Mountain and Stream," very pleasing.

At this moment, Su Mufan heard the system’s mechanical female voice reminder.

"Ding——Host carelessly watched Li Clan Sacred Land’s Saint Heir ’Li Kun’ cultivate ’Heavenly Dominator Body’ for 3 seconds, gaining ’Heavenly Dominator Blood’ 1 drop, gaining attribute ’Constitution+5, Strength+5.’

After the system alert, Su Mufan suddenly felt his whole body become hot, as if his body was about to swell and explode.

"What’s going on? Watching videos can add attributes? Gain opportunities?"

"Crap, truly a big loss!"

Su Mufan was shocked and suddenly realized something, instantly wanting to rewatch that muscle man’s cultivation.

But now, the ice-skin jade-bone fairy had finished her practice in the water, stood naked in the Spirit Pond, like she couldn’t see Su Mufan, and was holding Spiritual Spring, washing her creamy skin.

"Seems like I can’t miss any video!"

"These randomly appearing videos each contain huge benefits! Once missed, it’s hard to find them again later!"

"My cultivation relies on browsing Douyin!"

Su Mufan pondered, then immediately widened his eyes and earnestly watched the fairy bathe.

This time, Su Mufan watched the entire video unprecedentedly seriously.

The whole video lasted a full 60 seconds, Su Mufan watched it very seriously, then shamefully got a stiffy.

Then, he felt a bit tired, his mind starting to become muddled.

Meanwhile, the system also didn’t refresh any more videos.

"Ding——Host carefully watched Ruoshui Sacred Land’s Holy Daughter ’Ning Caijian’ cultivate ’Superior Water’ for 5 seconds, bathed for 52 seconds, gaining ’Arcane Yin True Qi’ 3 units, gaining attribute ’Charming+10’, ’Agility+5’, gained ’Ning Caijian’s bellyband’ *1."

After the system’s voice ended.

Su Mufan was completely amazed.

Charming+10, becoming alluring and graceful like a woman is one thing.

But who can tell me, what the hell is ’Ning Caijian’s bellyband’?

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