Demonic Po*nstar System Chapter 5: Rude System

After picking out a liter of lubricant, Kaiden made his way directly back home. At least, that was the plan, until... "Wait! There's one more thing!" the young lady, whom he'd just discovered was named Luna, called out with thrilled enthusiasm and shining eyes, before hurrying off to the storage area behind the front desk.

Moments later, she returned holding a tiny box. "This is a heating stick! You should insert it into the opening you intend to use a few minutes in advance, and it will heat things up, delivering an even more lifelike and enjoyable sensation! It's free of charge."

With a crooked grin on his face, he took the box and headed to his dormitory.

Kaiden loaded up his go-to video, a classic that first pulled him into the realm of adult entertainment during his awkward teenage years. The graphics were terribly dated now, and he'd watched countless superior ones since, yet he kept revisiting this one occasionally.

A guy simply needed to honor his beginnings; that was the proper approach to navigating life.

But as he began stripping down, an abrupt alert rang in his thoughts.

[Ding!]

[The host is indeed a virgin failure. He resides on a university grounds surrounded by plenty of eager girls milling about like restless kittens eager for a partner, but instead he opted for a self-satisfaction device...]

He swore silently to himself.

When had this damn thing started dominating his mind with such strong views?!

Up to now, it had acted like a purely mechanical operator, but Kaiden was at a loss for what to make of it anymore.

[Even though the host pulled off a lame choice, it wasn't an idiotic one. The Pornstar System gives its nod.]

[Ding!]

[New Side Quest: Training Arc]

[Training Arc: Employ adult toys to gain proficiency in

- thrusting motions 0%

- suction endurance 0%

- endurance on the bed 0%]

[Deadline: 4 weeks]

[Prizes:

<1, An Upgrade Point>

<2, Random Skill Card>

A smirk crept onto Kaiden's face. Two prizes like that for such a straightforward task? Though he wasn't clear on their exact functions, they seemed valuable. Essentially, he was handed two bonuses. Besides, how tough could this side quest possibly be?

...

Extremely. That was the real answer to his question—'extremely tough.'

Kaiden drained every bit of his energy, yet the progress bars hardly budged, particularly the last two. His frame was already sore from Liam's workout routine, and although his manhood was impressively sized, his lasting power required serious improvement.

It dawned on him now why the system issued this challenge. He was nowhere near prepared to thrive as a pornstar. In his current state, landing a part would only lead to humiliation.

After catching his breath, Kaiden snatched his phone and dialed the contact Liam had shared.

"Bruno here," came a gravelly voice in response.

"Hi, I'm Kaiden Ashborn. Liam passed along your number. He mentioned you needed someone for a night waiter position. Is that still open?"

"Ashborn? You couldn't possibly be..."

"I hear that often, but no, I'm not connected to that prestigious clan. If I was, I wouldn't be inquiring about a late-night gig."

"Ah! Fair point, haha! Hello, Kaiden. Yeah, we're short-staffed badly. When could you do a test run?"

"This evening."

"Perfect, that's the spirit I appreciate. Head over to this location..."

And just like that, Kaiden secured his very first job. The labor was demanding, particularly after the exhausting day he'd already endured. Liam had drilled him relentlessly in training, and relentlessly thrusting into Evangeline—that's the name he'd given his fresh practice aid—wasn't nearly as simple as he'd pictured. Exhaustion weighed on him both in body and spirit.

Ultimately, he settled for a four-hour shift rather than the six he'd planned or the eight Bruno had wished for.

Four hours daily would net him $60 for sure, plus likely another $60 to $100 in gratuities. With his upgraded, pricier way of living, his main concerns were just meals and covering Liam's coaching fees.

At minimum, for finishing the system's intro quest. To make a solid mark at the agency audition, it could be smart to spruce up his look, though he wasn't certain if that would fit. He risked seeming totally mismatched.

Upon second thought, he figured against getting a formal office suit and instead aimed for something sharper than his usual wardrobe. Getting a fresh haircut might help too.

...

Kaiden shed his everyday clothes and slipped into his workout gear. He'd crashed hard after wrapping up his stint at Bruno's establishment. Upon rising, he whipped up an omelet, chugged a protein shake, and bolted to the fitness center.

His drive had skyrocketed since the system dropped the beginner task. This time, no Liam session—instead, he tackled solo upper-body drills they'd outlined the day before. His muscles throbbed, but he understood that with caution, he could push them gently. Building tough fibers was key.

He stowed his stuff in a locker and left the changing area. Yet, before advancing a single step, the stunning instructor Aria stood there, seemingly anticipating something. It struck him as odd, but given the empty guys' locker room otherwise, she must be there for him.

So, he approached and queried, "Need anything from me, Aria?"

The girl with silver locks scanned the surroundings warily before answering, "I simply wanted to inquire about your workout with Liam."

Kaiden's brow furrowed briefly, but he chose to assume good intentions. "It was excellent. No issues here."

At his words, Aria's gaze dimmed slightly, her posture sagging as she murmured, "I understand."

Noticing her demeanor, Kaiden pinpointed the issue right away. "Doesn't stealing a fellow trainer's clients come off as impolite?" he inquired, driven more by interest in her reply than any intent to play the ethical judge.

He didn't mind her tactics for snagging paying pupils. Life was cutthroat, now even more so post-apocalypse. That chaos injected extra unpredictability, urging folks to seize the moment harder than before.

"No, that wasn't my aim at all! Liam's a seasoned coach; I was merely curious about his client's take after a workout with him!" Aria's comeback burst forth like a rapid-fire rap verse.