Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off Chapter 887: The Morning Duel in the Backyard

Early the next morning, Shi Feng swung his leg and directly kicked Rong Ye, who was fast asleep on the floor.

THUMP!

Rong Ye rolled straight across the wooden floor, his forehead colliding with a wall with a loud crack!

"Ouch! Curse it!" Rong Ye shouted angrily, rubbing his sore forehead as he glared up with half-open eyes. "Who’s the bastard looking for a beating first thing in the morning?!"

Shi Feng rolled his eyes down at him, a sneaky smirk curling on his lips. "Don’t you want to go watch the show? Lan Lan and Hu Yan are fighting right now in the backyard."

All the sleepiness vanished from Rong Ye’s brain in a single second! He sat straight up, his eyes practically shooting sparks. "Who is fighting?!"

"Hu Yan and Lan Lan," Shi Feng repeated smoothly, nodding toward the back door. "They’re facing off in the backyard."

Rong Ye was so shocked and excited that he scrambled up, running barefoot toward the backyard without even putting on his boots!

Before running out, he threw his arms around Shi Feng, giving him a tight hug. "You truly are my best brother, Shi Feng! Only you care about me enough to wake me up for such entertainment!"

Rong Ye was over the moon. It looked like Lan Lan was finally going to give Hu Yan the beating he so richly deserved for making that ridiculous one-night-a-month rule!

This was top-tier drama, and he wasn’t going to miss a single second!

Shi Feng rolled his eyes again at Rong Ye’s reaction before turning around to wake up the rest of the household.

Truth be told, Shi Feng had been utterly shocked himself when he woke up to hear that Lan Lan and Hu Yan were setting up for a brawl. He wanted everyone awake just in case things turned ugly.

While Rong Ye treated it like a circus show, Shi Feng went around waking up An Mo, Han Jue, and Xuan Long...who hadn’t even noticed when Su Qinglan had slipped out of bed beside him!

They carefully let the little cubs keep sleeping peacefully, not wanting to disturb them.

In the quiet backyard, a wide circle had been freshly marked in the dirt ground.

Su Qinglan and Hu Yan stood at a short distance from each other, right inside the ring. Hu Yan stood with his hands behind his back, looking calm, composed, and completely ready to defend his dignity.

Su Qinglan rolled up her sleeves, flexing her smooth arms, and beckoned him with a single finger. "Come on, Hu Yan! Show me what you’ve got!"

Hu Yan chuckled softly, shaking his head gently. "No, Lan Lan. I won’t attack you. I will only defend. If you can throw me out of this ring three times, then you win, and we can do whatever you want."

Su Qinglan was stunned. That easy?!

She had been stretching her muscles and getting ready for an intense, full-blown battle, but he was just treating this like a light physical test?

Whatever! As long as he listened to her after she won, she didn’t care how easy he made it!

Su Qinglan clenched her small fists, lowering her center of gravity.

Hu Yan had a smug, confident expression on his face. He knew very well that a female’s physical strength was naturally limited. He was over two hundred centimeters tall, broad-shouldered, and immensely heavy!

If he channeled his inner beast energy and grounded his feet firmly into the dirt, even three strong male beastmen wouldn’t be able to budge him, let alone a tiny female who only reached up to his chest!

However, before Hu Yan could even lock his knees into place...

SWOOSH!

Su Qinglan darted forward like a phantom! Her small, delicate hands grabbed Hu Yan’s waist, and with a terrifying display of effortless strength, she lifted the massive, two-hundred-centimeter tiger beastman high into the air!

"WHAT?!" Hu Yan’s eyes almost popped out of his skull!

BAM!

With a heavy, bone-rattling thud, Hu Yan was flipped through the air and slammed squarely onto the hard dirt outside the ring!

Silence descended on the yard.

Hu Yan lay flat on his back, staring up at the bright, clear morning sky in absolute, frozen shock. Did... did that really just happen to me?!

Behind the corner of the house, the other five beastmen who had sneaked out to peek were completely horrified!

They held their breaths, grimacing in pain as they watched their mighty first brother get tossed like a sack of potatoes!

Su Qinglan dusted off her hands, bouncing on her toes with a triumphant grin. "Hu Yan! How was that?!"

Hu Yan’s face flushed red with embarrassment. He slowly scrambled back onto his feet, patting the thick layer of dust off his pants, and cleared his throat awkwardly.

"Lan Lan... I wasn’t fully ready just now," Hu Yan said, trying to save face. "It seems you really have grown very strong!"

Su Qinglan gave him a smug, proud smile. "Of course! I’m super strong!"

Hu Yan’s gaze sharpened. This time, he realized that Su Qinglan wasn’t just a powerful plant-type ability user... Her physical body was genuinely terrifying! He couldn’t afford to look down on her for a single millisecond!

Thank the Beast God I insisted on three rounds! Hu Yan thought, taking a deep breath and locking his heavy stance into the ground with 100% of his beast power.

"Round two! Come!" Hu Yan gritted his teeth.

SWOOSH...BAM!

Before Hu Yan’s brain could even register her movement, Su Qinglan dodged his defense, hooked her leg around his ankle, and slammed him flat onto the ground once again!

This time, she didn’t even give him a chance to slip away! Su Qinglan instantly pounced forward, straddling his waist and pinning his broad shoulders firmly into the dirt until he gasped out, "I-I admit defeat for this round!"

Behind the house, Xuan Long and Han Jue covered their eyes with their hands, unable to look at Hu Yan’s pathetic state anymore.

Rong Ye was quietly wheezing with laughter, thoroughly enjoying every second of Hu Yan’s humiliation! Han Jue was completely speechless, and Shi Feng’s mouth was hanging wide open.

None of them had ever imagined that Su Qinglan possessed such overwhelming physical fitness!

Her Level 16 plant ability was already legendary, but seeing her effortlessly overpower a top-tier male warrior with pure strength was a whole different story!

As they looked at her glowing face, flush with victory, all five of them were practically salivating. No wonder she is our female... She is amazing!

Meanwhile, Hu Yan’s situation on the ground was getting dangerously complicated.

Being pinned down by his gorgeous, fiercely powerful female, feeling her warm weight pressing against his chest, and smelling her sweet, intoxicating scent... Hu Yan felt a sudden wave of intense heat rush straight down to his lower abdomen!

Su Qinglan, completely oblivious, reached down to grab Hu Yan’s waist, preparing to lift him up and throw him for the third and final round to cement her total victory.

"Alright, baby! Time for the third..."

Su Qinglan froze mid-sentence.

She felt something thick, hard, and distinctly warm poking directly against her thigh!

She blinked her big, innocent eyes, looking down at the prominent bulge rising against his pants in the early morning sunlight.

She was completely speechless! Why... why is this little puppy standing up so fiercely in the middle of a fight early in the morning?!