As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group Chapter 553: Deadpool’s Self-Awareness
Previously on As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group...
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: So, has Kotonoha found the mastermind behind the threads yet?
Machete Girl: No. The main problem is that there are quite a lot of people in this town. If she investigates them one by one, I’m afraid she’ll alert the enemy.
Curly-haired Guy: What’s there to be afraid of? Even if she does alert them, wouldn’t that be better? Facing the mastermind head-on in a real fight would be much more satisfying than this, wouldn’t it?
Machete Girl: That may be true, but innocent townspeople could get caught up in it.
Sitting in a dimly lit café, Katsura Kotonoha gazed out the window. The small town at the foot of the snowy mountain looked truly peaceful. She really didn’t want to disturb that peace.
This is an Actor: Before anything else, there’s one important assumption here: the townspeople really are innocent.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?
Doujin Artist: Anzen, are you saying...
This is an Actor: If some of the townspeople have already turned into strange creatures, why are they still able to live peacefully alongside everyone else? Are you saying that not a single person in the entire town has noticed anything wrong?
Amegakure Village’s Angel: Darling, are you saying that the entire town over there has already been turned into monsters?
Machete Girl: No, that can’t be true... right?
Katsura Kotonoha sucked in a breath, staring blankly ahead. She had noticed that some of the townspeople were clearly abnormal, but could it be that there were no living humans left in the entire town?
Gulp.
After swallowing nervously, Katsura Kotonoha suddenly remembered that Tenten had gone out drinking and partying at a bar that night. Could the people who had drunk with her and taken her home not have been alive either?
That’s really terrifying when you think about it.
This is an Actor: It’s only a theory. You’ll have to investigate and find out for yourself whether that’s really the case.
Machete Girl: I understand.
Kotonoha took a deep breath, stood up, and walked out of the café.
Doujin Artist: When you really think about it, Kotonoha’s world is such a pain. If it were me, I’d probably have a splitting headache. Damn adventure and mystery-solving.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Oh, my dear Riri. I’m offended that you’d say that. Is your side really more troublesome than mine? I don’t even know how I’m supposed to complete my world mission!
Doujin Artist: Could you stop using that kind of childish nickname for me? It’s disgusting.
Lazy Kitten: Hahahaha! "Disgusting"? That’s hilarious! But compared to the others, Marvel really is much more complicated than Kotonoha’s world. Her side is all adventure and mystery-solving, while Deadpool’s side is a complete mess. It has every kind of power and ability imaginable.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: But I believe our dear Mr. Deadpool will overcome these difficulties in the end, won’t he? After all, he’s the most handsome man in the universe.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Little Devil, you really are a terrible girl! Don’t think I can’t tell that you’re mocking me.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Of course not. You’re the one who said it about yourself. I’m only repeating your own opinion of yourself. I believe in you!
Doujin Artist: Exactly, I believe in you too! As long as wise and handsome you can casually take down OAA and the Beyonder, completing your world mission will be a piece of cake, right?
Lin Fengjiao: Take down OAA and the Beyonder...
After spending so much time in the group, Lin Jiu had gained a fairly good understanding of the Marvel universe. Of course, he knew exactly what OAA and the Beyonder represented.
In short, they were like the creator and the ruler of the laws of heaven, figures roughly comparable to Pangu, who created the world, or the Three Pure Ones from Chinese mythology. And they wanted Deadpool to take them down?
Curly-haired Guy: If you keep talking like this, I feel like Deadpool might actually leave the group.
Lazy Kitten: Why? We’re only trying to help by giving him advice.
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Are you sure you’re giving him advice instead of sending him to his death? Something on OAA’s level probably couldn’t even be stopped by the X gene, right?
Doujin Artist: Watch what you say, Rati! Our Mr. Deadpool is invincible. How could we possibly be sending him to his death? OAA is nothing special. Mr. Deadpool isn’t scared of him at all, okay?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That’s right. Not scared in the slightest!
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Damn, I’m touched! Thank you for having so much faith in me!
Lazy Kitten: So, when are you planning to launch your final assault on them?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: The day I grow a sixth eye.
Deadpool curled his lip. The expression beneath his mask was full of contempt. It was true that he sometimes liked to talk big, but that didn’t mean he had no idea of his own limits.
With his current strength, even Thanos could beat him to a pulp, let alone beings beyond the normal scale like OAA and the Beyonder. Those nasty group members were obviously just trying to provoke him!
Fortunately, he was too smart to fall for it so easily.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: A sixth eye? That’s pretty good.
Doujin Artist: Damn, a sixth eye? This guy is just scared! What a loser. And he still has the nerve to put on an act in front of Tenten.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Yes, Uncle Deadpool admits that I’m a loser. Since you’re not a loser, why don’t you take down OAA and show me? If you can do it, I’ll even give you my most precious kidney.
Doujin Artist: Get lost, you creep!
Shark-Faced Guy: Speaking of which, if Deadpool really wants to complete his world mission, does he have to fight beings like OAA and the Beyonder?
Amegakure Village’s Angel: There must be a way to exploit a loophole, but he’ll need to plan it carefully.
This is an Actor: He doesn’t need to fight them to complete the world mission, but he definitely will after completing it. As the governing program of the Marvel universe, OAA would never allow another being of equal rank to appear.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: But by then, he probably won’t need to panic, right? They’ll both be administrators. Who would be afraid of whom?
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Hard to say. Their experience managing things is probably far greater than ours. When it comes to using power and abilities, we may not be a match for them.
Curly-haired Guy: Hey, aren’t you thinking a little too far ahead? Face reality. That bastard Deadpool can’t even beat Thor! Who knows how many years it’ll take him to complete his world mission?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Bullshit! I can’t just pretend I didn’t hear that! I can’t beat Thor? Buddy, you should ask him who kicked his balls into oblivion! If I’d had a little more time back then, I could’ve even made him kneel on the ground and sing "Conquer" for you all. Do you believe me now?
Machete Girl: No. Not really.
After sending the message, Katsura Kotonoha pushed open the bar door in front of her as well. A sharp smell of tobacco and alcohol immediately filled her nose.
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