As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group Chapter 515: Conflict
Previously on As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group...
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That’s right! Hahaha, we don’t mind cooking you!
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Let’s do a mukbang, I’ll send you rockets.
Machete Girl: Pfft, you’re even doing mukbang? Rati, it seems like you’ve learned quite a lot in the human world!
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Yeah, I often chat with those followers. Even though it’s just typed, it’s still a way to communicate.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: ??? Did I hear that wrong? Typed? What the heck are you typing with? With those hands, twice the size of a building, how are you supposed to type?
Deadpool was completely surprised, his mind a bit hazy. He really couldn’t understand how someone of King Kong’s size could type. And even communicate with people?
Hum.
Just as he was lost in thought, a blue beam shot directly towards his head.
"Dodge quickly!" Before Deadpool could even react, a sturdy body shoved him out of the way. After piercing through two billboards behind him, Deadpool landed on the ground with a thud.
"That was close." Thor, with messy hair and a hammer in hand, stood in front of him. "But you don’t need to thank me. Helping the weak is a glorious tradition of all Asgardians."
"Pfft!" As soon as he finished speaking, Tony couldn’t help but burst into laughter. "Hahaha, that was really, really close!"
He knew Deadpool was immortal. Even if hit by a god’s weapon, he’d at most get a hole in his body. Compared to that, Thor’s shove clearly caused him more damage, breaking a few ribs at least.
Close, that was really too close!
"Oh, this won’t do!" Deadpool’s face contorted as he slowly stood up, grabbing Thor’s arm. "We Earthlings always repay kindness with kindness. How can I not return this favor?" He put force into his right arm and directly swung Thor away.
Bang.
Thor’s body collided with a nearby Chitauri soldier, and the two tumbled in the air for several turns before crashing to the ground with a thud.
"Damn it, what the hell are you doing?" Thor stood up, shaking his head, his face full of anger.
"As you can see, I’m repaying kindness." Deadpool spread his hands, his tone playful. "That guy just now was planning to ambush you from behind. So I saved you too. Hey, buddy! Clearly, we’re even now!"
"Are you messing with me?" Thor obviously didn’t buy his story and said angrily.
"Am I? You can guess," Deadpool’s tone didn’t change, as he flicked his wrist like an orchid. "If you guess right, I might give you a little treat."
"Go to hell!" Thor, a true alpha male as Iron Man, clearly couldn’t stand being teased by Deadpool’s effeminate manner. He immediately swung his hammer, and a bolt of electricity shot out.
Deadpool, having anticipated this, swung his long sword horizontally, splitting the lightning bolt in two. "So, are all you noble Asgardians this hot-tempered?"
"Enough, what are you guys doing?" Seeing the atmosphere getting tense, Captain America quickly came over to mediate. "Have you forgotten what time it is?"
"You’ll pay for this." Thor stared at Deadpool intensely for a moment, then turned and left.
"Oh my, I’m so scared," Deadpool was completely unfazed by this, not caring about the threat at all.
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: What do you think of my tablet? [Image]
Curly-haired Guy: Tablet...?
Machete Girl: You’ve really changed my understanding of tablet computers. I’m impressed.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Buddy, is that a tablet or a ceiling? Damn, can it even do that?
The tablet computer that Rati sent was about four stories high. No wonder it said it could communicate with humans by typing. Deadpool finally understood.
Doujin Artist: Don’t forget his current identity, he’s a divine son! It’s only natural for him to receive such customized special treatment. Compared to that, when are you going to stream your meals?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Yeah, the kid is waiting for you to stream and eat. Hurry up, show us how to eat with the head removed.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: That, I probably can’t do for now. I’m a bit busy here. I just had an argument with that guy who carries the hammer. That bastard even tried to electrocute me!
Lazy Kitten: Huh?
Amegakure Village’s Angel: The one with the hammer? Thor?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: What happened?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: To be clear, this scoundrel attacked first! He smashed several of my ribs, and then he actually made me thank him! Can I stand for that with my temper?
Doujin Artist: So you guys started fighting?
This is an Actor: Attacking a teammate in a crisis?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: No, no, no, it’s not that bad. That butt-bending guy came over to mediate. We’re in a cold war right now.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Butt-bending guy... another unfamiliar term.
Lazy Kitten: I think I know who that is, it’s Captain America, right? So if Captain America hadn’t stopped you, you really would have fought?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: My dear Miss Kitty, please don’t use that verb, okay? It makes me feel disgusted and nauseous. Uncle would rather die than do that to that damned hammer guy!
Soul Society’s Villain: Since you’re teammates now, you need to learn to tolerate each other.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: I personally don’t think this is an internal conflict among the people. Because he doesn’t even consider himself one of us. He’s a proud Asgardian! The true ruler of Earth!
Machete Girl: Right, Asgardians generally do think that way. They see Earth as part of the Nine Realms, their territory.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: See? I mainly can’t stand that. What era is this? Still playing the colonial game? Uncle will never admit they’re anything! And that damned gay brother of his caused this crisis in the first place! So many people lost their lives, but this bastard escapes punishment with some flimsy diplomatic immunity!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That’s true. I felt a bit disgusted watching the movie back then. Just because he’s a prince of Asgard, he can get away with anything. Who will atone for the deaths of those innocent citizens?
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