As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group Chapter 441: The Little Cat’s Wish

Doujin Artist: Pfft, is that Hermione?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: It has to be. That scene is in the original story. But, she looks stranger in the photo than in the original. Didn’t the Hermione who turned into a cat-girl in the original have less fur?

Machete Girl: It is strange, but I think she’s kind of cute. Especially those two fluffy little ears, I really want to touch them.

Soul Society’s Villain: That’s easy. Just ask Anzen to make you a bottle of that potion too. Then you can grab your own ears and touch them.

Doujin Artist: Pfft, Sister Hua’s suggestion is absolutely brilliant!

Machete Girl: Forget it... While I like fluffy ears, that doesn’t mean I want to turn into one. A lot of people like pets like cats and dogs, but that doesn’t mean they want to become cats and dogs, right?

Lazy Kitten: Damn, you’re so right! Nobody wants to turn into a cat or a dog, nobody! Even if you do, it’s only because you’re forced to! Like pitiful me!

Curly-haired Guy: You really relate to that, don’t you.

Lazy Kitten: Why, why did I have to be reborn as a cat! Damn it, even when I want to drink some cola, I have to hold the bottle with two paws! And with an animal’s mouth, you can’t even tilt your head back to drink! If you tilt your head back, the cola will spill all over your fur!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: This... that really is quite painful.

Konan wasn’t making fun, she actually felt a bit sorry for Qi Luoli.

After all, even when she spills a little cola on herself while drinking, it’s uncomfortable. How much more so for someone who spills it on their own fur! And cola stains are hard to get out and sticky.

Lazy Kitten: Exactly! This poor kid is about to have a breakdown! Sob, sob!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Right! Since people turn into cat-girls when they drink Polyjuice Potion, what would a cat turn into if it drank it? Could it also turn into a cat-girl?

Lazy Kitten: I can try, I want to try!

Compared to her current completely feline form, Qi Luoli would naturally prefer to be human. Even if only partly human, she’d be satisfied.

This is an Actor: Don’t dream. At most, you’ll turn into a female cat.

Lazy Kitten: What’s a female cat?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: It means you don’t change at all. You stay whatever you are.

Lazy Kitten: Huh? How can that be? It’s not fair!

The little kitten was furious! Why could humans turn into cat-girls after drinking it, but cats would be unaffected? This is discrimination, blatant racial discrimination!

This is an Actor: Polyjuice Potion is a magical potion, and magical potions are essentially made to serve human wizards. Your body is that of a cat, and it’s completely incompatible with human biology, so it wouldn’t produce any useful effects.

Lazy Kitten: Damn it! Am I destined to be a cat for the rest of my life?

This is an Actor: Do you really want to become human again?

Lazy Kitten: Yes, I really want to! Cat paws are inconvenient, and I have too much surface area contact when I play games!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ???

Doujin Artist: What the heck, playing games? You want to turn back into a human just so you can play games?

Lazy Kitten: Life is a game! You guys think I just want to play games, but in reality, I’m doing it for my own life! A life without games isn’t complete! Can you even sleep at night without playing with your squad?

Machete Girl: That’s true, it’s really hard to sleep.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I don’t play with a squad! But before I go to sleep at night, I definitely have to draw some cards. I can’t sleep until I get something good!

Doujin Artist: You’re hopeless, all you game addicts! Have you ever considered that playing games is actually part of the imperialist pacifier strategy, where they use games as a tool to wear down your time?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Yes, exactly! Those weak mobile games and online games just drain our fighting spirit. We must not get addicted to them!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: So, girls are more fun than games?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Oh, of course! This is a question that doesn’t even need asking. Nothing is more fun than girls! Nothing!

Doujin Artist: You can shut up now, pervert! You have the nerve to talk about having your fighting spirit drained? You’re completely consumed by perverted thoughts, you scoundrel!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: But Mr. Deadpool is right, we really can’t stay addicted. When I get home tonight, I’ll draw all the cards I have, and then I won’t touch them anymore.

Machete Girl: If you’re planning to quit, why would you still draw cards?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Cough, well! I just want to see if I can get that legendary skin after drawing fifty cards. I’ve been looking forward to it for a long time!

Doujin Artist: ...Hopeless.

Eriri sighed inwardly and shook her head helplessly. She really didn’t understand what was so fun about gacha games! It’s not like she hadn’t played them before, she felt they were just so-so.

Years ago, she poured over 100,000 yen into microtransactions without even receiving a single gold card. From that point onward, she completely abandoned such games, harboring a deep resentment!

This is an Actor: Lori, do you wish to become permanently human, or would you prefer the ability to switch between human and cat forms?

Lazy Kitten: Huh? You mean switching forms is possible?

This is an Actor: Indeed. The former relies on the concept of permanent magical tattoos, while the latter utilizes the Animagus transformation for animals.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: I do believe the latter option is superior. The prospect of shifting between human and animal forms sounds quite intriguing.

Lazy Kitten: Then, then I select the form-switching ability!

This is an Actor: I shall prepare the potion shortly and upload it to the group.

Lazy Kitten: Thank you, big brother Anzen, you are truly the best! I love you, muah!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Just as expected of Anzen-san, your knowledge seems boundless. However, if you can concoct such a potion, are you also capable of curing Hermione’s predicament?

This is an Actor: Did I explicitly state that I could not?

Doujin Artist: Ah, this. It’s not that you are unable, but rather that you are unwilling, correct?

Machete Girl: Pfft! You intentionally prolonged that poor young girl’s suffering in her cat-girl form for half a month? How terrifyingly cunning you are, Anzen-san!

Soul Society’s Villain: Konan, a spy has been apprehended in the South Industrial Zone.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: A spy? How peculiar, have the other ninja villages begun infiltrating our territory? Deal with them as you see fit, Sister Hua. Whether you strike them down immediately or break every bone in their bodies and offer them to the wolves, any action is acceptable.

Soul Society’s Villain: No, I believe you should handle this individual personally. [Image].

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