As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group Chapter 429: The Frustrated Kitten

"It's alright, it's a miracle you've regained your senses," Harry remarked with a wink at Hermione. "Most girls are still lost in Gilderoy Lockhart's fantasies."

"Indeed, even the elder students nearing graduation," Ron sighed, a hint of melancholy in his voice. "I reckon Lockhart barely knows fewer spells than they do. Why do they idolize someone like that?"

He found it utterly baffling. Ron truly couldn't grasp it.

He could comprehend the admiration for Dumbledore and Zickrein; after all, he was acutely aware of their genuine and formidable abilities.

But Lockhart? Besides his incessant boasting, what else did he possess?

The crucial point was that his lack of substantial ability was common knowledge. Yet, why did so many people blindly revere him? It was preposterous!

"It's because he's an excellent writer," Hermione explained with a sigh. "And the adventures chronicled in his books always lend a certain romantic flair. Though now, I'm uncertain if those experiences were ever authentic."

"Surely they were real?" Ron questioned, rubbing his head in uncertainty. "After all, that Order of Merlin medal can't be a fabrication; it carries official accreditation."

"Lockhart is tiresome, but his foolishness has its advantages," Harry interjected, his gaze twinkling. "It's thanks to him that we managed to obtain the Polyjuice Potion recipe, isn't it?"

"That's quite true," Hermione concurred with a nod.

She had initially intended to seek Gerald's endorsement for access to the library's restricted section. However, confronting Gerald always left her speechless.

Her fear of exposure and of forfeiting her assistant position paralyzed her words.

Thus, with no other recourse, Hermione gambled on Lockhart. A few words of flattery later, Lockhart, visibly pleased, readily granted her request with a flourish of his hand.

Now, they possessed the Polyjuice Potion recipe, and all the necessary ingredients were gathered. However, the brewing process demanded time, with completion anticipated around the Christmas season.

Gerald, unconcerned with the young wizards' clandestine schemes as they were merely echoes of the original narrative, returned directly to his dormitory and settled at his desk.

Lazy Kitten: Have you all had dinner yet? My treat! [Picture]

Curly-haired Guy: Mate, you're already quite plump; still indulging in lavish meals? That's not right, not right at all! As a kitten, you should learn to manage your diet!

Lazy Kitten: Whether I'm fat or not is none of your concern! I want to!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: But it seems excessive weight isn't beneficial for a cat's health. Cats also shouldn't consume excessively salty foods.

Doujin Artist: Precisely! I recall reading that small animals can develop kidney issues and fluid retention if they eat too much salt.

Lazy Kitten: Alright, you're actually frightening me!

The perpetually peckish Qi Luoli promptly deflated. She was still young; what if she actually developed kidney problems? How would she ever find a boyfriend in the future?

Soul Society’s Villain: Hm, I've looked into related medical topics within the Naruto universe, and that information is accurate. Small pets should indeed avoid foods high in salt and additives; you should be mindful.

Machete Girl: Yes, and everyone, both animals and humans, needs to increase their physical activity.

Lazy Kitten: Then what course of action should I take? Am I restricted to only eating cat food from now on? Absolutely not; that's not food for humans!

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: But you are a cat.

Lazy Kitten: My soul is human! My heart beats with a human rhythm! And I feel my sense of taste is entirely human. I do not enjoy the flavors that cats typically favor!

Soul Society’s Villain: You may eat according to your preferences, but ensure you engage in more exercise. Furthermore, circulate your Nine Yang Qi a few times each morning; it aids in detoxification. You could also incorporate Mochou's royal jelly moderately to supplement your diet, and then you should encounter no issues.

Lazy Kitten: Thank you, Doctor Flower!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Haha, Sister Flower has effectively become our group's designated health consultant.

Doujin Artist: The Nine Yang Qi can also detoxify?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Naturally. Consuming poisons poses no threat if one is protected by the Nine Yang Qi.

Machete Girl: That's truly impressive, this Chinese martial arts. It not only enhances one's strength but also preserves health. Speaking of which, are there any martial arts that can enhance beauty and nourish the skin?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Indeed, my Ancient Tomb Sect's Jade Maiden Heart Sutra. The Jade Maiden Sutra, in particular, not only retards aging but also aids in skin exfoliation.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Wow, it appears it's time I start learning a thing or two!

Curly-haired Guy: Martial arts, what do you all think they are for? They exist for combat, not for decoration or beauty treatments! Imagine the Founding Monk weeping if he saw someone using the Nine Yang Scripture to fix kidney issues!

Lazy Kitten: Fundamentally, martial arts are just tools. They can be used for taking lives, or for preserving one's health. So, what's the issue? You're being nosy; your opinion is hardly relevant!

This is an Actor: Honestly, if you're worried about kidney problems, there's no need for the daily hassle of circulating your Qi. A much simpler method exists.

Soul Society’s Villain: Oh?

Unohana Retsu's curiosity was piqued; she was eager to hear the wisdom of the all-knowing, all-powerful group leader.

This is an Actor: You've already acquired Deadpool's X-factor, haven't you? If you ever feel your kidneys are failing, just lop one off with a knife and let a new one regenerate. It's a straightforward and cost-effective recycling process.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Haha!

Doujin Artist: My friend, I am utterly speechless!

Curly-haired Guy: My friend, that's a truly ingenious way to recycle! And it's not just kidneys; if any other organ starts to fail, you can simply repeat the process.

Soul Society’s Villain: ...I concede.

She was truly convinced, Unohana Retsu was genuinely persuaded. This method of self-treatment was certainly something she hadn't considered, yet she had to admit its undeniable effectiveness.

Machete Girl: Wow, this truly offers Lolo-chan a path forward! With that, you needn't fret about kidney troubles anymore. Indulge to your heart's content, go for it!

Lazy Kitten: Go for what! Are you all serious? Must you be so fiendish? You're solely focused on the kidney's functionality, completely disregarding the immense pain the individual would endure and whether it's even feasible! While the X-factor allows for infinite regeneration, the pain receptors remain! Who could possibly sever their own kidney without a tremor of fear!

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