As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group Chapter 427: Ruiko’s New Nickname

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Previously on As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group...
Deadpool shares a doctored image claiming Tony Stark has joined a revolution, sparking a debate amongst the group. Despite initial disbelief, Tony Stark appears on live TV, announcing his support for the people and calling for the overthrow of corrupt government. His broadcast is abruptly cut off, and it's revealed he's been arrested for treason.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Oh, damn it! Seriously, seven days have passed! That blasted Tony has been my neighbor for a whole week! When is he finally going to pack up and leave?

Lazy Kitten: Huh? Seven days? I recall it only being two! Don't think I can't keep track!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: It's understandable. Time flows differently across various realms. Since the day Deadpool mentioned Tony was imprisoned, four days have elapsed on my side.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: The same for me, four days.

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Five days.

Soul Society’s Villain: For Konan and myself, it's been half a month. Reflecting on it, nearly nine months have passed since my departure from the Soul Society.

Machete Girl: This temporal discrepancy is truly fascinating. It possesses an almost magical quality.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hey, focus on the crucial part of my statement! Is it merely about the passage of time? Is that all? Damn it, somebody help me figure this out! He's completely draining me!

Curly-haired Guy: Draining you how, exactly? Wow, you two are neighbors and already this close?

Doujin Artist: Heh, your words have sparked many intriguing thoughts for me!

Shark-Faced Guy: Gin truly has a knack for stirring up trouble. Even when presented with straightforward knowledge, you manage to twist it entirely.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Exactly, that guy is a menace! He can only make things peculiar, just like Tenten. Simple friendship transforms into a repulsive physical entanglement in your twisted narratives!

Curly-haired Guy: Whoa, you have the audacity to say that? Does the concept of pure friendship even exist in your corrupted mind? Examine your own conscience before you answer me!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Yes, absolutely! I am an immaculate individual! Indeed, incredibly pure! Purer than untouched snow atop the Alps!

This is an Actor: I'm in the middle of eating. Could you perhaps be disgusting at a later time?

Doujin Artist: Hahahaha! A complaint! Even Anzen was compelled to voice such a helpless objection! I can only imagine the level of outrageousness you're exhibiting, Deadpool!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: However, Tony's interest in our theories is beneficial, wouldn't you agree? The more allies and friends we gain, the better it serves our objective of liberating dimensions, doesn't it?

Machete Girl: That's undoubtedly a positive outcome in principle, but it's less than ideal for Deadpool. His understanding is superficial, merely touching upon the surface of the concept. Being compelled to explain knowledge for seven consecutive days... that's far worse than any detention!

Lazy Kitten: Yes, I can certainly empathize with his current predicament.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: And it's not just any ordinary misery, it's an overwhelming amount of suffering! That infuriating fellow, if he were merely listening, it would be manageable, but he persistently bombards me with questions! Crap, this is sheer torture!

Doujin Artist: That's likely because your grasp of the subject is limited. If you possessed a profound understanding, you wouldn't fear inquiries. Indeed, it would be peculiar if you truly comprehended the concept in its entirety. Ah, Gin, you too.

Curly-haired Guy: What relevance does this have to me?

Sakata Gintoki felt unjustly accused. He hadn't uttered a single word on this occasion.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Those concepts are mere conjecture. I am an individual of action, one who implements ideas!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Heh, who are you attempting to deceive? Your method of implementation, will it lead to another undead catastrophe?

Machete Girl: Let's not go there. Mr. Deadpool consistently achieves some form of advancement. For instance, an upgrade from an undead disaster to the Burning Legion.

Doujin Artist: Hahahaha, Kotonoha's Burning Legion is brilliant!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Damn it, I get it! You're all mocking me! Mocking the gentle and kind Uncle Wade! You are all terrible people!

Doujin Artist: Ah, yes, yes, yes. We are indeed terrible people, and you are a good person. Since you are such a paragon of virtue, handle Tony's incessant questions yourself.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Damn it, you can't do this to me! To force me to confront that scumbag Tony alone, I would rather embrace being a villain!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: What form of mental anguish has he inflicted upon you? You exhibit such profound apprehension even at the prospect of facing him?

Shark-Faced Guy: It's quite evident that Deadpool is genuinely terrified.

Hoshigaki Kisame observed with a sinister grin. The unfolding situation amused him. In his perception, Deadpool had never displayed fear towards anyone.

Even his superior, Anzen, occasionally found himself on the receiving end of Deadpool's arguments. Yet here he was, unequivocally pleading for mercy.

Wig Guy: At times, words can be more devastating than any weapon.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: If Mr. Deadpool lacks the necessary understanding of the theories himself, simply instruct Tony to consult online resources. The insights of experts are readily available on the internet; they remain unhindered.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Oh, confound it all! I nearly overlooked that possibility! Precisely, I can direct him to search online! You are my savior, Little Skirt!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ???

What on earth is this 'Little Skirt' designation?

Standing on the street, holding a cone of ice cream, Saten Ruiko's expression became utterly rigid. She appeared as if carved from stone.

Machete Girl: L, Little Skirt? Ruiko, since when did you acquire such a peculiar nickname?

Doujin Artist: Little Skirt's name is truly fitting, coming from the Skirt-Flipping Maniac! Ahaha!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Silence! Stop laughing!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Little Skirt is quite an endearing name. But might I ask if one can get online while incarcerated?

Machete Girl: Mr. Deadpool mentioned previously that they not only have internet access but television as well!

Lin Fengjiao: ? Is this what they refer to as imprisonment? Has America truly descended into such leniency?

This is an Actor: Certainly not. However, both Deadpool and Tony possess a certain degree of privilege. One must not overlook their identities as superheroes. Superheroes, by their very nature, receive preferential treatment compared to ordinary individuals.

Curly-haired Guy: Hmph, that ingrained sense of privilege is alarming. If commoners committed the same transgressions as Deadpool and Tony, they likely wouldn't live to see another sunrise.

Doujin Artist: Precisely! Not only do these two have the chance to witness the sun, but they also have the possibility of release! They might very well return to their comfortable existences, perhaps even sooner!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: All are equal, save for those who break the law. America, a society that truly devours its own.

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