As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group Chapter 419: The Amazing Things Wigs Can Do

Lazy Kitten: Good morning, esteemed members! It marks the dawn of a new day, yet for this humble feline, each sunrise heralds another arduous trek, my small form compelled to toil endlessly. [Picture] Observe, this diminutive creature appears so frail and emaciated.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Skeptical? You deem that mere leanness?

Doujin Artist: Such a plump orb declared as gaunt? A tale I've yet to encounter!

Lazy Kitten: Pray tell, why is it not considered skinny? My current rotundity stems purely from my luxuriously fluffy fur! It merely presents an illusion of volume, a mere puff of empty air!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Yet, is not the ninja feline attire you don, also rather voluminous? If merely fur were the culprit, it should not impart such a puffed-up appearance, is that not so?

Lazy Kitten: That... that is because I have ingeniously inserted sponge within! Precisely, merely sponge!

Machete Girl: ???

Soul Society’s Villain: You are simply overweight; why resort to such pretense?

Shark-Faced Guy: My assessment suggests your strategy is to garner sympathy. Alas, visual evidence rarely deceives.

Lazy Kitten: Nay, be it plump or slender! My plight remains the same: I am forcibly subjected to labor! To compel a kitten, barely a year old, to pursue nefarious individuals across the land – are you humans not inherently cruel? Do I not warrant a measure of compassion?

This is an Actor: Compassion would be your due, had braised pork not graced your breakfast table.

Lazy Kitten: Hmph, even the esteemed Anzen erred! Today’s morning repast consisted not of braised pork, but of succulent yellow braised chicken!

Curly-haired Guy: Confound it, this feline dines more lavishly than Gin-san! My own breakfast comprised a mere two rice balls, a true calamity!

Doujin Artist: You partake in breakfast at your age? Were I in your position, sustenance would be unthinkable! Did you apprehend the Hollow? Did you locate the Space Bugs? If your endeavors proved unfruitful, do you truly believe yourself deserving of a meal?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Indeed, Gin, cast aside thoughts of sustenance and slumber! At this juncture, focus on your assignments; cease contemplating meals and dedicate yourself to the task at hand.

Machete Girl: In essence, Gin, you should simply embrace starvation.

Curly-haired Guy: ??? Do you all collectively believe Gin-san’s existence constitutes nothing more than wasted sustenance?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Perish the thought, dear Gin Gin. Such notions do not cross my mind; I wish for your perpetual existence. At the very least, your posterior possesses a certain utilitarian value.

Curly-haired Guy: Cease your prattling! It is not that Gin-san eschews his duties, but rather that I currently lack the necessary direction! Did you not heed the words of the dispassionate Oboro, who declared mere weeks ago that even Naraku finds himself unable to track them?

Doujin Artist: And who concerns themselves with such matters? You are, after all, left with but forty days.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Precisely, Anzen granted you a two-month deadline. With forty days remaining, should you fail to locate them, we shall convene in the confines of the disciplinary chamber.

Machete Girl: May your journey be filled with blessings, Amen.

Curly-haired Guy: You pack of degenerate females, do you revel in the prospect of Gin-san’s impending incapacitation? Confess, you surely do!

Doujin Artist: Impossible, how could we harbor such sentiments! Are we truly so shallow? We shall abstain from audible laughter, opting instead to uncork select bottles of champagne and prepare a celebratory banquet.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hahaha, I wholeheartedly endorse the proposed feast!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: This occasion demands celebration; count me among the attendees.

Curly-haired Guy: Confound it, you wretched harpies, do not provoke my ire! I warn you, even I harbor trepidation regarding my own actions when consumed by fury!

Doujin Artist: Oh, is that so? Is your ferocity reserved solely for domestic disputes? If you possess any genuine mettle, venture forth and confront the Space Bugs. What purpose does expending your rage upon us serve?

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: I concur with Eriri's sentiment, Gin. When confronted with your purported capabilities, you should prioritize neutralizing the Space Bugs and the Hollow.

Lin Fengjiao: Speaking of which, a flicker of curiosity arises within me. What impelled the Space Bugs and the Hollow to prematurely abandon their established territories? Did they receive advance intelligence regarding Gin’s impending offensive?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Ah, it is precisely as you say. This detail had slipped my mind had Uncle Nine not brought it to my attention. Why did they choose to abscond?

Curly-haired Guy: Hmph, we must extend our gratitude to our sagacious and formidable Wig. Damnation, he divulged the entirety of our plans to that detestable police chief. Subsequently, that official conveyed the information to Tokugawa Shige Shige, rendering the entire populace of Edo privy to our intentions!

Doujin Artist: Wig, what actions have you taken? @Wig Guy, such disclosures will invariably lead to their strategic withdrawal. Their machinations are, after all, incomplete, and direct confrontation with the entire world is presently unfeasible.

Wig Guy: This… I possess an explanation...

Curly-haired Guy: An explanation for what? I deem your conduct utterly irrational!

As these words were spoken, Sakata Gintoki experienced a sharp pang in his liver. He had exerted considerable effort to reach this juncture, anticipating the vanquishing of the ultimate adversary, only to discover his endeavors had been utterly in vain.

Wig Guy: Gintoki, I implore you to maintain composure. Have you contemplated the ramifications of our eliminating the Hollow and the Space Bugs at this precise moment? While they are indeed the catalysts for national discord, their timely eradication could plunge the nation into an even greater state of anarchy.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: That is a valid point; your shogun currently serves merely as a figurehead.

Curly-haired Guy: Yet, how does this justify your revelation of our entire strategy to that particular police chief? Do you continue to place your faith in those governmental figures? Are you unaware of the caliber of individuals they truly are?

The 'Wig Guy': Naturally, my hopes aren't solely placed on them, but they will have a role to fulfill once our revolution triumphs, correct? My aim is to unify everyone, and this unification is absolutely crucial.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Precisely, if everyone stands together, excessive chaos will be avoided. The populace will more readily embrace the new governmental order, which serves our interests greatly.

Curly-haired Guy: Hmph, yet you've still managed to precipitate such a dire situation! Even with unified support, it counts for naught if the Space Bugs and the Hollow remain elusive.

Wig Guy: You speak the truth; this is my failing, Katsura Kotaro! I do not dispute it! However, it is not a fatal blow, Gintoki! I am convinced we shall locate them; perpetual hiding is impossible!

Curly-haired Guy: And how much time will that require? Five years? Ten? By then, it will be far too late! Must you not prioritize properly, damn it! Your fervent pursuit of unity has yielded what, exactly?

Wig Guy: *Coughs* Currently, I hold the position of chairman for the Homeland Restoration Committee.

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