As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group Chapter 4: A New Member in Our Organization Today

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Previously on As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group...
Aizen defeats Biwa Juzo and proves his strength to Pain, officially joining the Akatsuki. Moments later, Aizen receives an invitation to a "Dimensional Chat Group," which he accepts, adopting the name Anzen. He interacts with several other members, including Sakata Gintoki, Li Mochou, and Eriri Spencer Sawamura, and discovers that Konan has also joined the group.

A family?Aizen's initial intention was merely to amuse himself, but the word caused him to pause, a peculiar sensation stirring within him.Both Anzen and the persona Aizen was adopting understood the meaning of "family." However, neither had ever truly experienced its embrace.Growing up in the East Rukongai of the Soul Society, Aizen's immense spiritual pressure repelled ordinary souls, causing them to disintegrate if they drew too near. This led to him being branded as a "devil's child" during his youth.Such a harsh upbringing had twisted his perception of what a "family" should entail.While he later sought answers in books, his fundamental worldview had already solidified. He concluded that "family" was superfluous and lacked genuine value, thus he never pursued one.Anzen's circumstances mirrored Aizen's in that he, too, was an orphan.Though not as profoundly affected as Aizen, Anzen remained introverted and struggled to connect with others. Consequently, adoption was never an option for him as a child.His personality underwent gradual improvement after he began working, even sparking thoughts of finding someone to start a family with. Yet, before he could act on these aspirations, he was thrust into another world.His physical form was transported to the Shinobi World, where he was raised within Root from a tender age. By all accounts, there was no possibility for him to feel a sense of belonging to any family unit.Even the privileges granted to Aizen by Danzo were solely due to Aizen's meticulous cultivation of the image of Danzo's "perfect disciple."Their association was less a genuine master-student bond and more akin to that of a craftsman and his creation. Aizen had merely presented himself as the flawless artwork sculpted by Danzo's hands.However, even as a "prized disciple" or "perfect artwork," Aizen was acutely aware that the moment he ceased to be useful, Danzo would discard him without a second thought.Thus, how much truth lay in Konan's concept of "family" within this new context? Was family merely a construct of interwoven interests, or did it possess a deeper meaning?For reasons unknown, Aizen felt a flicker of curiosity. He was not solely a manipulator of individuals; he also found fascination in studying and observing human relationships. This served as both his twisted form of amusement and a personal pursuit.His gaze drifted back to the group chat interface.Doujin Artist: "By the way, Konan, any brilliant ideas on how we should handle Uchiha Obito and Black Zetsu?"Amegakure Village's Angel: "Sigh, not yet. I'm even uncertain if I should inform Nagato."Curly-Haired Kid: "Well, their raw power isn't overwhelming, but their abilities are incredibly vexing. If we fail to eliminate them swiftly, they'll undoubtedly escalate the problems later on."Scarlet Lotus Fairy: "That is true. But fortunately, we still have ample time. We can proceed deliberately and craft our plans with care."Were they discussing the Naruto storyline?Aizen was unsurprised. Given that the Gintama world possessed JUMP, and Naruto was serialized within JUMP, it would be more astonishing if individuals here were unaware of Naruto's plot – especially with Sakata Gintoki, the protagonist of Gintama, residing in this very world.However, their deliberation on how to deal with Obito and Black Zetsu struck Aizen as humorously ironic.Black Zetsu, lacking a physical form but typically attached to White Zetsu, could be dealt with easily through Yin-Yang Release or sealing techniques. Obito himself was even simpler; summoning Rin via Edo Tensei would likely lead to his immediate surrender.For added security, a pre-emptive anti-space sealing array could be deployed.Logically, possessing knowledge of the narrative should equate to understanding their vulnerabilities. Why, then, were they overcomplicating such straightforward matters? Employing the correct countermeasures shouldn't be this difficult.This is an Actor: ...Naturally, Obito and Black Zetsu held a degree of utility for Aizen at present, so he refrained from posting in the group chat. He merely typed a string of ellipses, signifying an unspoken thought he chose to withhold.Doujin Artist: "Huh? The newcomer seems a bit perplexed. You can consult the memory archive for details regarding Sister Konan's world."Memory archive?Aizen noticed a button situated in the second column on the right side of the group chat interface. Upon clicking it, a compilation of stored memories materialized. Alongside Naruto at the top, various fragmented memories uploaded by other group members were visible.The titles clearly indicated that these memories served as records of the respective worlds each group member originated from.So, this was their method for fostering mutual understanding?Aizen grasped the situation and casually uploaded a selection of memories from his previous life.

Doujin Artist: Wow, that's incredible! Our new member is truly outstanding! You've accumulated so many academic honors and accolades?!

This is an Actor: I simply applied myself a bit more diligently than the average person.

Curly-haired Guy: Hey now, doesn't your life seem rather monotonous? It's all just work and study. Are you perhaps a hermit?

This is an Actor: Not precisely. I also indulge in films, animation, and the reading of novels.

Curly-haired Guy: That's not the crux of my inquiry! I'm referring to the core substance of life, you understand? Animation and novels are merely the embellishments! Wait... hold on a moment! Don't tell me—you've reached the age of 27 and are still a virgin?! Everyone, come witness this! A truly rare specimen! A 27-year-old virgin?! That's more scarce than a snow leopard!

This is an Actor: ...

Maintaining his characteristic poise, Aizen felt no inclination to anger over such a trifling matter. Indeed, he was not the least bit vexed.

Doujin Artist: Cease your insolence! He's merely preserving his purity! Not everyone possesses your base inclinations—constantly preoccupied with carnal desires!

Curly-haired Guy: Hmph, every man's nether regions house a primal beast!

Amegakure Village's Angel: Ah, yes. I neglected to impart some information to all of you earlier.

Doujin Artist: ?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Pray tell, what is it?

Amegakure Village's Angel: Today, Uchiha Obito introduced a new participant to our assembly.

Curly-haired Guy: A new recruit? Could it be Uchiha Itachi? No, that doesn't align with the established chronology. That event is slated for approximately two more years from now.

Amegakure Village's Angel: It is not Uchiha Itachi. He professes to be Aizen Sosuke. He claimed his signature Genjutsu is named Kyoka Suigetsu, and then proceeded to draw a blade. Is that not amusing?

Curly-haired Guy: ???

Doujin Artist: ???